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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • May 20 '26
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193 u/Low_Bandicoot6844 May 20 '26 Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease. 167 u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26 Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat. 208 u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). 4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 5 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush! 62 u/nWhm99 May 20 '26 It's a hilarious irony that texas tick makes people allergic to red meat. 22 u/elwebst May 20 '26 Guess I'll just starve to death then Texans 6 u/Deaffin May 20 '26 That's where most of the cows were getting butchered, so it makes sense to introduce the patch there first. 4 u/YBHunted May 21 '26 Very low chance, but yeah... I had one on my arm last year when I was cutting grass. Hadnt bit me yet was still crawling around. I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic. 4 u/PrestigiousZucchini9 May 21 '26 I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic. I do that thanks to a different type of tick. 0 u/Rentington May 20 '26 Damn so they can't even eat it after raising it?
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Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease.
167 u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26 Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat. 208 u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). 4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 5 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush! 62 u/nWhm99 May 20 '26 It's a hilarious irony that texas tick makes people allergic to red meat. 22 u/elwebst May 20 '26 Guess I'll just starve to death then Texans 6 u/Deaffin May 20 '26 That's where most of the cows were getting butchered, so it makes sense to introduce the patch there first. 4 u/YBHunted May 21 '26 Very low chance, but yeah... I had one on my arm last year when I was cutting grass. Hadnt bit me yet was still crawling around. I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic. 4 u/PrestigiousZucchini9 May 21 '26 I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic. I do that thanks to a different type of tick. 0 u/Rentington May 20 '26 Damn so they can't even eat it after raising it?
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Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat.
208 u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). 4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 5 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush! 62 u/nWhm99 May 20 '26 It's a hilarious irony that texas tick makes people allergic to red meat. 22 u/elwebst May 20 '26 Guess I'll just starve to death then Texans 6 u/Deaffin May 20 '26 That's where most of the cows were getting butchered, so it makes sense to introduce the patch there first. 4 u/YBHunted May 21 '26 Very low chance, but yeah... I had one on my arm last year when I was cutting grass. Hadnt bit me yet was still crawling around. I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic. 4 u/PrestigiousZucchini9 May 21 '26 I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic. I do that thanks to a different type of tick. 0 u/Rentington May 20 '26 Damn so they can't even eat it after raising it?
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Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore.
(Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite).
4 u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam 5 u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll 2 u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. 2 u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. 1 u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie 2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
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Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam
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And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll
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You could say it's a verbal tick of yours.
He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.
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And hang out with Snookie
2 u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
Smush smush!
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It's a hilarious irony that texas tick makes people allergic to red meat.
22 u/elwebst May 20 '26 Guess I'll just starve to death then Texans 6 u/Deaffin May 20 '26 That's where most of the cows were getting butchered, so it makes sense to introduce the patch there first.
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Guess I'll just starve to death then
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That's where most of the cows were getting butchered, so it makes sense to introduce the patch there first.
Very low chance, but yeah... I had one on my arm last year when I was cutting grass. Hadnt bit me yet was still crawling around. I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic.
4 u/PrestigiousZucchini9 May 21 '26 I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic. I do that thanks to a different type of tick.
I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic.
I do that thanks to a different type of tick.
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Damn so they can't even eat it after raising it?
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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26
Ticks for everyone!