r/MadeMeSmile 2h ago

Teaching their child compassion and creativity

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u/Potent_Quotient 2h ago

If the harness breaks they’ll keep sending toddlers down. Perfect plan.

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u/Lucifig 2h ago

Soon they'll just be able to climb down there over the pile of toddlers.

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u/procmeans 2h ago

Soon the puppy will be able to climb out over the pile of toddlers.

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u/A_villain4all 2h ago

Soon the toddler will create a micro society within the gap

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 2h ago

I'm having flashbacks to the era of dead baby jokes.

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u/Lucifig 2h ago

A pitchfork!

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 1h ago

Could be worse, you could be Palestinian and have flashbacks to .... reality

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 1h ago

Look dude, I'm selling my plasma for extra cash. Don't get political on me.

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u/piper33245 2h ago

Charlie had this scenario once. Ended up with a lot of cats in the wall.

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u/MrEngin33r 2h ago

My initial thought after viewing was if the harness broke and the kid got stuck reddit would absolutely grill this dad.

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u/Excellent_Airline315 2h ago

1000% this belongs in sweaty palms rather than made me smile lmao wtf

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u/lalasworld 2h ago

They look like rated slings at least.

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u/MathamphetamineUser 1h ago

Simple cat logic, taught to me in my many years of schooling in bird law, suggests putting more cats in the hole to retrieve the cat you lost as the only viable solution.

As you'll note, uh human law demands adults be sent in to retrieve other adults. Hence the fireman. Sometimes firetrucks have dogs, spotted dogs to be exact. Which are used to rescue children. I see no fireman or dogs present, except the child dog. And uh, thusly, dog law must be something of the lines where uh, you know, a small child be sent in place of the dog. Sort of a squid pro quote

ETA: I rest my case your honor

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u/waitaminute322 2h ago

China stopped their one child policy after seeing the video

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u/tmill84 1h ago

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