r/MathJokes Jul 22 '26

Chill the **** out

33 Upvotes

Hey y'all.

If you see a bot post kindly report it and move on I'll get to it when I can.

If you see a repost and that bugs you down vote and move on.

I ban several bots / people harassing other members daily.

But I'm one fuckin dude who made a math meme subreddit when I was in highschool more then a decade ago. (No this isn't an invite to apply to be a mod here) Some of you lot are insufferable.

Some users have taken to using the report function to harass me for not being terminally online moderating this subreddit.

Unfortunately reddit does not disclose who makes reports and there's no way I can see to report false reporters.

I have set up restrictions on who can post here unfortunately it seems a lot of accounts we're either made 7 to 8 years ago or accounts from that age have been hacked en mass. As the majority of posts I've come across have been from users with accounts that old but have only have post history for the past week.

A lot of these accounts are banned by reddit mere hours after posting here before I can even address the reports for it.

To address reposts. There is no specific rule against it. The people should decide if a repost dies or not. Downvote+ hide and move on if it bothers you. I constantly get reports for reposts. And the posts will be at the top of the Reddit with thousands of upvotes and a load of comments. Clearly it's a post that people want to engage with and Enjoy​.

TLDR

It's a reddit about math jokes. Chill out. Be kind.


r/MathJokes 19h ago

Finally a notation that makes sense

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r/MathJokes 7h ago

My daughter wanted grapes.

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My daughter said she wanted 4 grapes, then 5, then 6 and then all the way up to 7. I said “you want 7!?” Then we ended up with 5,040 grapes.


r/MathJokes 6h ago

math joke

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"you know 'y', right?" -- anonymous 📊📈📉

"... apparently the only axis I'm familiar with is the x- axis" -- Jon T. 🧑‍🔬


r/MathJokes 46m ago

First day of maths, trying to leave a good impression on my teacher.

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r/MathJokes 1d ago

Geometry humor always hits the spot

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283 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 15h ago

For those who left JC where did you go

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I grew up in jersey city and left about 10 years ago. We (familyof 6) moved to the Jersey shore.
We’re very happy here. The locals have been very welcoming and helpful to us. Hope i haven’t violated any os your “rules”.
I can tell you this: contrary to my expectations, the locals there have been very welcoming and friendly.
Chris Kemp


r/MathJokes 2d ago

Mathematical signs explained

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268 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 2d ago

🗿

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r/MathJokes 2d ago

Not sure that's how it works

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58 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 3d ago

😹

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620 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 2d ago

No need for the concept — just shortcuts!

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41 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 2d ago

I Think I’ve Proven Enough

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14 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 2d ago

The explosion principle derived in a Hilbert system

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20 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 3d ago

I'm secant and I know it

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112 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 4d ago

aspirin

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385 Upvotes

thank you for coming to my ted talk.


r/MathJokes 4d ago

Real

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r/MathJokes 2d ago

20 dollars is 20 dollars

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r/MathJokes 4d ago

Which of these numbers is the largest FINITE number on this list?

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  1. Graham's number
  2. The Moser
  3. Tree(3)
  4. The order of the group given by the algebra <a, b | a² = b³ = (ab)⁷ = e>
  5. The number of primes
  6. The number of perfect numbers
  7. The number of Fibonacci primes
  8. The number of twin primes
  9. The smallest even number that is not expressible as the sum of two primes
  10. The smallest counterexample to the Collatz conjecture
  11. The number of elementary particles in the observable universe
  12. The number of elementary particles in the Level 4 multiverse

For extra credit, list all the infinite ones and rank all the finite ones. (I think just a few of these are unknown, and even for most of these, there is pretty good numerical evidence for where they belong!)


r/MathJokes 4d ago

Converging on a price

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38 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 5d ago

Trust Me

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33 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 6d ago

What do you call one millionth of a cow?

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83 Upvotes

r/MathJokes 5d ago

Why did the womanizing mathematician mark off 8 grad units centered on his house?

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Because there must be 50 ways to leave your lover.


r/MathJokes 5d ago

Chuck Norris could overtake the turtle

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r/MathJokes 6d ago

good movie

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290 Upvotes