r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • 18h ago

Name this tree.

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67 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

165 comments sorted by

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u/EventYouAlly 18h ago

Dat Ash

3

u/ConfidentTie5 12h ago

How is everyone so witty on Reddit… the comments on every thread that blows up are just peak internet 😂😂 dat ash wins for today!

1

u/EventYouAlly 10h ago

Cheers buddy!

14

u/Sad_Ad_2524 18h ago

Ba donk a trunk

3

u/Affectionate-Emu5801 15h ago

knew i wouldn't be the only genius with this layup response

3

u/Sad_Ad_2524 15h ago

This is Reddit, we aren't writing sonnets here man

2

u/Affectionate-Emu5801 15h ago

wasn't a criticism, just saying it was the first thing that popped into my head too

1

u/Plumleydev 10h ago

Are we entertained?

3

u/EventYouAlly 10h ago

The real question is what is one to do with all that junk, all that junk up in that trunk

1

u/catablanka 17h ago

For the win!

8

u/BB2smuv 18h ago

Morning wood

1

u/Thruthatreez 7h ago

Chilly morning wood.

6

u/FinishFew1701 18h ago

Junk in the trunk

1

u/Zestyclose_Extent_82 14h ago

My first thought lol

1

u/Aggressive_Plate1652 7h ago

This one needs to be upvoted

3

u/beccabooty 18h ago

Thunder Bumpkins.

3

u/Ambitious_Trust7054 17h ago

Nutsackus erectus is the Latin name

2

u/survivingkind2 18h ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

2

u/F_ck-AI 17h ago

*big trunks

2

u/West_Party_4318 11h ago

my sheep got big butts and i cannot lie

2

u/damonbane_ 17h ago

Balls Mahogany

1

u/Beetso 17h ago

Cake at Stake.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 17h ago

I like big bark and I can not lie.....

1

u/Wadawawa 17h ago

Nuts-o-Plenty

1

u/AdAccomplished6870 17h ago

Baby got Bark

1

u/Numerous_Smile_9082 17h ago

Scrolled first to see if anyone posted this first

1

u/DunesOlory 17h ago

Le shaft

1

u/Maxxpoppop 17h ago

Butts or nutts

1

u/Fancy_House529 17h ago

CocknBalls

1

u/SearchIndividual5491 17h ago

Big booty Judy

1

u/kevmillerfun 17h ago

Dick ass

1

u/ApparentlyRythium 17h ago

I should call her 😮‍💨

1

u/juuchi_yosamu 17h ago

Apple Bottom Tree

1

u/sn00ch2dan00ch 17h ago

Whole lotta love

1

u/MattieTheQTps4gt 17h ago

I should can her

1

u/Own_Zookeepergame982 17h ago

The Tree of Cheeks or Bootywood!

1

u/Dapper-Ad-468 17h ago

Sweet miracle of life 👍

1

u/The_Dented 17h ago

To the base tree

1

u/Odd_Bag1089 17h ago

Big Bootree

1

u/TheZombieJ 17h ago

The Great Djibouti tree

1

u/innkeeper1948 17h ago

Taintnuttnballsack

1

u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 17h ago

Buttress root tree

1

u/teabagalomaniac 17h ago

Baby got Bark

1

u/teabagalomaniac 17h ago

Ba-oak-a-donk

1

u/Eldrazi_Monarch 17h ago

Hard wood tree

1

u/teabagalomaniac 17h ago

Shaking ass-pen

1

u/clyde2935 17h ago

Don't know it's name but I like big butts and I cannot lie lol

1

u/Freeway267 17h ago

I initially thought fat ass but now I’m thinking big balls

1

u/Truth-Hurts77 17h ago

$$$Money$$$ the wood grain would be "Burl" gets put in some of the most expensive vehicles like Bugatti + high end luxury & woodstocks hand cafted guns!! High dollar right there!!

1

u/Far_Out_6and_2 17h ago

Dragon balls

1

u/MentalTwo1912 16h ago

Nice trunk

Been in the woods a lot lately, have we?

1

u/TopIndependent2344 16h ago

ButteNaked…

1

u/OkMathematician7724 16h ago

the rare dummy thicc tree

1

u/PeacefulSudoku90 16h ago

Big money bedonk-a-donk.

1

u/Top-Stress9750 16h ago

it's a B.A.T. Big Ash Tree

1

u/SuddenKoala45 16h ago

That's a little ballsy to ask everyone but him what his name is.

1

u/GOBILAM210 16h ago

Bootree

1

u/skinnydog0-0 16h ago

I like big burrs an´ I can not lie.
You otha brothas can´t deny.

1

u/BaumFrosch 16h ago

The goiter tree

1

u/Right-Proposal725 16h ago

El tiliche.............. ja jajaja

1

u/TPalm0819 16h ago

The balsak tree

1

u/Few_Leader_6464 16h ago

Not these guys in the comments acting like that don’t look like a straight set of cock and balls

1

u/DWood73442 16h ago

Expensive, probably could get $5,000 for the Bole tree.

1

u/JMnSD 16h ago

Muffin top

1

u/AggressivePrompt2894 15h ago

Why the willow weeps.

1

u/Visible-Kale2855 15h ago

Burl (ives)

1

u/Ok_Push_2665 15h ago

Dis wood gave me wood

1

u/Ok_Push_2665 15h ago

Cake wood

1

u/Character-Law-5732 15h ago

Tree of life

1

u/Expensive-Clerk-5217 15h ago

burtha one of the butt sisters

1

u/BasisCompetitive4786 15h ago

That’s a rare butt tree

1

u/clipped_wings14 14h ago

BBL tree 😆😆

1

u/Lost_Chance_3311 14h ago

Babarkadonk

1

u/SWAP8085 14h ago

Gyatree

1

u/Numerous_Smile_9082 14h ago

Hickory dickory Donk

1

u/Killermondoduderawks 14h ago

Merle the Burl

1

u/TitanDraugen 14h ago

Knot-tree

1

u/Leading-Comment-8447 14h ago

The Trump National Treebutt

1

u/SlideOk5001 13h ago

Kim kardASHian

1

u/extendedleave 13h ago

Treeballs

1

u/Unlucky_Battle2523 13h ago

Thicc momma Thornton

1

u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 13h ago

That is a money tree just find a wood worker who's buying

1

u/Eyore-struley 12h ago

Testigalls

1

u/Opening_Track5674 12h ago

Pretty rare Boned Knot tree

1

u/Shaw-eddit 12h ago

Spare tire tree

1

u/Illustrious_Charge88 12h ago

Junk in the trunk

1

u/Doktorgrad_i_livet 11h ago

A$$ in a dream 

1

u/Tarot1031 11h ago

Deez nutz

1

u/deadwoodworker 11h ago

I'd simply call it "small fortune". I'd love to find a cherry tree with a giant burl

1

u/crj44 10h ago

Big Bertha

1

u/Impressive_Show_1508 10h ago

Inclined Beauty

1

u/londonxoafterdark_ 10h ago

It’s a reverse cowgirl maple 🍁

1

u/your-event-horizon 10h ago

Northern Gout pine

1

u/Plumleydev 10h ago

Balls and glutes

1

u/SherbertNaive9493 10h ago

Big ass tree

1

u/billzbubisok 9h ago

Dat assh

1

u/MD2U 9h ago

Old scrotum

1

u/CarpetReady8739 9h ago

Species: twęrkusamongus

1

u/Commercial_Lock6205 8h ago

Balled Cyprus

1

u/colorme1983 8h ago

Treestacles. Lumber goiter. Cedar cyst. Baoblob. Firfupa.

1

u/ItsmeErnest 8h ago

Nikki Pineage

1

u/DoctorHelios 8h ago

Ballsacymore

1

u/Dick-in-a-fan 8h ago

That is a very valuable wood burl to some woodworker out there.

1

u/Ineverseenthat 8h ago

Damn girl

1

u/Low-Set8263 8h ago

Endmoot

1

u/CatAggressive3440 7h ago

Big bootie Judy

1

u/Lytnin 7h ago

Bootylicious Ash tree

1

u/itzabalonee 7h ago

Milton Burl

1

u/PermitEmergency5867 6h ago

Dat Ash Tree

1

u/Killercode9699 4h ago

Thick Woddy Ass Cheeks

1

u/no_stick_drummer 3h ago

Sapping material

1

u/dylannmoonn 3h ago

Junk in the woods

1

u/AdvantageKlutzy6246 2h ago

Kim kardashian

1

u/killurbuddha 17h ago

Cardi B

6

u/ApparentlyRythium 17h ago

Cardi Tree

1

u/ConfidentTie5 12h ago

Ahhh brilliant 😂😂

1

u/West_Party_4318 11h ago

Hardy tree