r/NameThisThing • u/Dangerous-Peanut-375 • 8h ago

Name this

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u/Competitive_Ebb_5164 8h ago

He could easily play a background extra in the latest Avatar movie. Would save on the CGI rendering.

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 7h ago

How does he give someone the middle finger?

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u/No_Fig36 6h ago

In fact that’s easier for him than for you probably. Thumb aside, what’s the middle of four? Exactly. He’s got the REAL middle finger.

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u/Appropriate_Push4066 2h ago

Well, he can say he actually DOES have a true middle finger now.

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u/the-jaming-one 7h ago

Both hands or just one ?

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u/Doktorgrad_i_livet 7h ago

Cartoonish 

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u/0takuChicken 6h ago

Yeah being spawned in one day and realizing that the animators animated you in the wrong art style.

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u/jaded_sociopath_ 7h ago

Did they struggle with the counting on fingers stage of their lives?

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u/amccaffe1 7h ago

Has there ever been a X-ray? I wonder what bones got fused together.

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u/Bulky-Strategy-3723 7h ago

How is Springfield

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u/T_Durden13 5h ago

Is it still considered the middle finger?

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u/VoodooCatbeard 2h ago

When you steal something is it called a four finger discount?

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u/subdompleasure 7h ago

That’s handy

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u/zztopstar 7h ago

Aloha 🤙

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u/Tinksy14 7h ago

Frankie four fingers

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u/Jolly_Professional15 5h ago

Vivaaaa Las Vegas

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u/ill-postino 7h ago

Do you call your friend Kit Kat

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u/fixed_your_caption 7h ago

Nothing here.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 7h ago

We call him fourplay

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u/SogetsuKazamaaa 6h ago

Was he in a cast for teenage mutant ninja turtles?

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u/HeroicAmphibian 6h ago

AI slop, you can tell by the hands.

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u/bigjimbosliceoflife 6h ago

shocker

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u/Electronic-Fish-3238 4h ago

Nah, this is the crossover, two in the front and two in the rear.

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u/Its_Gen0ski 6h ago

Teenage mutant ninja turtles

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u/TyrantMuse73 6h ago

He was the one who could fly the ships at Area 51!

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u/bugatti_rolls789 6h ago

Numero cuatro

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u/Holden-McGroyn 6h ago

Is your hand the template for cartoon character hands?

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u/Disastrous_Cold3705 6h ago

Carl from the simpsons

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u/___nil___ 6h ago

did he struggle to choose the correct hand emoji?

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u/gimmemyinsurance 6h ago

What do you do when in doubt?

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u/Baseline1976 6h ago

How do he count to 5 🤔

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u/Technical-Potato-793 6h ago

He is like a living cartoon

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u/Turbulent_Novel_9097 6h ago

Can’t flip off anyone

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u/MVested 6h ago

We all have 4 fingers damn it! That one's the thummmmbbbbb

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u/Age_Single 6h ago

AI Slop. Used to be the 6 finger salute. Now it's down to 4. Looks like the "I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan" algorithm needs some more tweaking.

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u/missannthrope67 6h ago

as a palm reader, I've never seen this, and I find it absolutely fascinating and wonder personality.

Is it on both hands? is he right handed?

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u/Sudden_Season3306 6h ago

Quaid start the reactor!

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u/Bludiamond56 6h ago edited 5h ago

Are you a pro at three-card monte?

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u/Super-Bacon76 5h ago

So no pinky promises.

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 5h ago

He spends his lonely nights doing the 4 knuckle shuffle.

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u/Grand_Question_7052 5h ago

Give me four.

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 5h ago

My question is do you know how to count ? I see 3 fingers and a thumb .

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u/carnivalbilly 5h ago

Hahaha dude I went to highschool with was born with half of his pointer finger on his right hand…the rest of his finger is there…it just doesn’t have the first joint like the rest of his fingers on his right hand…left hand is just fine…anyways me and him had to sell some stuff for the highschool band once and our sales pitch was I would say everything…and he would hold up all his fingers on his right hand and say “and it’s only four and a half dollars!”

We sold so many caramel apples that year…

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u/apallo-roon 5h ago

Cartoon character syndrome

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u/ZephRyder 5h ago

How long before the invasion kicks off in earnest

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u/Choice-Lingonberry-5 5h ago

Can he get hit on the head with an anvil and not die?

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u/noobieboob1985 5h ago

Is he a cartoon character or ninja turtle? If not then why isn’t he?

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u/Dreadhead89 5h ago

Not only can you not trust AI, but now you can't even trust the indicators that it is AI.

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u/Medium_Lynx25 4h ago

How do you trust someone who cannot pinky swear?

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u/Ambitious-Alfalfa624 4h ago

Can high 5s bring back childhood trauma? Can a normal work gloves give him anxiety? Has he ever had trouble in math class learning to count by ten's or did he learn by count 9s?

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u/WillingnessNeat8893 4h ago

Any special advantages with that?

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u/Top-Voice-6727 4h ago

ET phone home

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u/SnooShortcuts8335 4h ago

Simpson DNA?

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u/Abhigyan_World 4h ago

Indominus Rex

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u/-VVVYGGDRASIL- 3h ago

3 fingers 🤷‍♂️

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u/emmanus1278 3h ago

Riesce a contare fino a 10?

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u/YinzerFromPitsginzer 3h ago

Do the Spock live long and prosper gesture.

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u/Humble_Ad7025 3h ago

Clearly this guy is a sangheili from halo.
Get this man a plasma rifle!

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u/Subject-Relevant 2h ago

I can ONLY COUNT TO FOUR

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u/VulgarMisanthropy 2h ago

That’s the squished heel at the bottom of the bag of bread

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u/thicksticky2 2h ago

Can he count past nine?

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u/wet-yet-crispy 1h ago

Looks like 3 fingers and a thumb…🤔

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u/DKAEONE211972 1h ago

Has he “phoned home?”

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u/Gold-Shoe659 1h ago

May the fourth be with you!

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u/Choice_Firefighter48 57m ago

Is his last name Simpson?

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u/InDaClub212 3m ago

How does one do the shocker with their hand like that?

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u/Justaguywithbeer 7h ago

I have four fingers, all of my friends have four fingers, everyone I know has four fingers, in fact it's quite normal for everyone to have four fingers.

I bet you one million dollars, if you look at your hand, you'll have four fingers too.

I'll also bet you another million dollars, that you need glasses

🤓

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 6h ago

I had a fiend that was born with extra digits…

They were removed at birth…