r/NameThisThing • u/Miserable-Bug-6379 • 13h ago

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u/NameThisThing-ModTeam 5h ago

I get it, some people do deserve the criticism for their crimes. However we will not do it here.

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u/AdWerd1981 13h ago

Will Sniff

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u/TreyRyan3 12h ago

The Fresh Prince of Butt-Aire

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 12h ago edited 11h ago

Nose in your swamp... Layers like onions.

I realized I commented on someone else’s comment by mistake.

but a Serial BS could agree...

An ogre never leaves his swamp!!!

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u/No-Pair-340 11h ago

Fresh Prince of derriere

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u/Fair_Ad3937 11h ago

The Fresh Sniff of Butt-Air

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u/whos_chucking_onions 11h ago

Not-so-Fresh Prince of Bell-Ass

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 10h ago edited 6h ago

Lawrence SniffBunns from the Faketrix

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u/Mk1Racer25 11h ago

Brilliant!

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u/iwee3 12h ago

Hahaha perfect

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u/DSA1776USA 12h ago

Is that a tear drop or a shit stain under his eye

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u/whos_chucking_onions 11h ago

A turd...mid drop

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u/Krispen_Wah87 12h ago

🎵In west Assdelphia born and raised, on cavity search i spent most of my days🎶

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u/JCB220685 13h ago

Shrek’s cousin Dhrek the Butt Sniffer.

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u/Relevant_Diver_3228 12h ago

I was going to say it would be Gerald who would exist if Shrek and donkey had a child but what you said works too I guess

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u/mrmanwoman 12h ago

Get outta muh swamp ahh!

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u/JCB220685 12h ago

This was said by the person who had just had their ass sniffed by Dhrek.

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u/mrmanwoman 12h ago

Likely in a Walmart parking lot

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u/Perceived-Effect369 11h ago

And dunked their head in a bucket of sardine paste with Kenneth.

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u/PeacenotWardude 13h ago

Andrew Taint

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u/iwee3 13h ago

It's right there in the title. Serial Buttsniffer.

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 13h ago

What exactly is the minimum amount of butts to be sniffed to be appropriately labeled "serial"?

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 13h ago

I know to be a serial💀’r, it’s at least 3 people, I’m ASSuming the same for butts. 🤷‍♀️

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u/BrutalistGoogie 13h ago

Lamar Odor

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u/imme_1987 13h ago

He couldn’t hear them coming?

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u/chungfat 13h ago

He could…

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u/chungfat 13h ago

From miles away.

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u/fallacy_ofno_return 13h ago

Do his ears also sniff? 😂

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u/RUM82 13h ago

Jack the sniffer!!

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u/deecap87 13h ago

How could this guy not hear the cops coming with those ears!!

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u/First_Engineer7380 13h ago

Shrek when he has been to the tanning salon?

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u/Slam_Shady 10h ago

You'd think he'd hear the cops coming for him

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u/Hopeful_Staff7001 10h ago

Wonder what his technique is?

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u/LilShaver 10h ago

Crackhead

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u/Bodeadly 10h ago

This just in the Booty Breather Sttikes again at a Walmart near you

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u/Direct_Elevator1576 10h ago

The Bottom Inspector

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u/Echolocation1919 9h ago

Oh Lord this should be fiction but it’s not.

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u/Puzzled_Iron_3452 9h ago

Wing Nut Butt Snuff

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u/LegitimateTime9369 9h ago

This guy has 3 noses he should have uncontrollable allergies

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u/bloodraged189 8h ago

So this is the fourth time he was arrested? What a weird way to phrase that

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u/Fwet64 8h ago

Ok, fine but first what’s the deal with his ears?

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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 8h ago

The booty hole sommelier

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 8h ago

The Dutch Oven

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u/Financial_Nature6721 13h ago

Naval officer . I Meant nasal orifice

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u/cuntybunty73 13h ago

Billy Brown-Nose

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u/Emotional-Tooth1826 13h ago

Dude looks like a serial trailerpark butt sniffer

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u/Conscious-Cry5940 13h ago

That’s the third strike!! Give him the hole! 🕳️

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u/londonxoafterdark_ 13h ago

Buttaluffagus

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u/Sea-Society4941 13h ago

I mean when you look like a moist turd with Mr. Potato Head lookin ass ears... sniffin' puckering pooters fits his profile. "Skeevy Sam the Stinkhole Sniffer"

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u/TurbulentLow6726 13h ago

He clearly feels as if he's part aardvark and he was making sure there wasn't any ants up there. Give the guy a break come on now people!!

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u/Powerful_Tourist2356 13h ago

Butt-Sniffer..?

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u/Aquaphile_Sundog 13h ago

If Will Smith and Shrek had a love child.

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u/HopSkipLimp 13h ago

Pink-Eye-Guy

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u/Simple-Okra-4826 13h ago

Shitty hobby

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u/Alert_Silver9386 13h ago

Does he detect butts to sniff with those 2 parabolic antennas?

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 13h ago

Can't you catch a parasite doing that?

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u/Slackershaw 13h ago

I am going to stay out of his swamp.

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u/Starlanced 13h ago

It’s Mac from Mac and me

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u/war_ofthe_roses 13h ago

Wouldn't that mean that he's been arrested 6 times?

hmmmm....

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u/Goodest_kid 13h ago

I’ve heard about this guy

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u/HighFiveG 13h ago

Maybe all of the lettuce and berries and jalapeños going around will teach this guy a lesson. It’s like kids who get caught smoking being forced to smoke a whole pack. Make him sniffer up to some of those bad berry butt a$$holes.

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u/Extreme_Ad_6988 13h ago

He doesn't sniff with the nose, that for sure

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 13h ago

Im curious to know what crime was committed? If he does not physically touch the person and they are in public, getting close to take a sniff is creepy, gross , rude , etc but is it a crime? I’m not so sure it’s assault but I’m assuming that’s what police have charged him with.

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 13h ago

Is he sniffing those butts with his ears?

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u/Ok-Budget-1635 13h ago

I'm not sure that is a useful superpower.

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u/EyeFit 13h ago

The Gyatt Guzzler

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u/its_just_flesh 13h ago

That humidity gave everybody swamp ass, dude couldn’t resist all that humid ass!

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u/Flux--- 13h ago

I would have said Fart Listener from the ears

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u/damonbane_ 13h ago

I’am sure they’re all just going to love him in jail

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u/MonkeyIV 12h ago

Dog the booty hunter

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u/SpaceghostLos 12h ago

Gotta sniff that ass
Like lines of coke
Snorting en masse
Yall think its a joke
I hear you fools
Dont want this smoke

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u/ExchangeVivid967 12h ago

That's shitty

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u/datsunman 12h ago

Samuel "Smell" Jackson

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u/No-Cloud9957 12h ago

Who is that? I'm all ears.

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u/awesumpawesum 12h ago

Total B.S.

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u/One_Load254 12h ago

He could hear your queef from mile away

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u/elasticfighter 12h ago

Billy Porter Potty

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u/Zombalepsy 12h ago

He looks like a cough drop still in the wrapper

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u/DSA1776USA 12h ago

Is that a tear drop or a shit stain

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u/Cynicologist 12h ago

Lil’sniff

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u/Kaito_the_17 12h ago

Crazy that he didn't hear the police coming.

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u/firestorm559 12h ago

This feels like a prank so if someone does search for this guy, this image comes up.

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u/No_Upstairs3104 12h ago

lil sniffy

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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 12h ago

He is on the hunt.

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u/FormalTotal9684 12h ago

Everybody’s Butty

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u/Gorewuzhere 12h ago

"Brown-eye" huffy inhalerson

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u/Madhattr64 12h ago

He was a dog in his previous life.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 12h ago

Sniff Aaaaaaaaaassss?

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u/Numerous_Smile_9082 12h ago

Shrek the Turd

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u/Direct_Knowledge2254 12h ago

Sir Wingnut III

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u/sparkielev 12h ago

What's going on with his ears ?

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 12h ago

I am sure during interrogation he got an earful.

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u/Brittany-Juanice 12h ago

What kind of ass is he sniffing?! 🧐🤔🤔
Washed or unwashed ass?!

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u/Kind_Position_9119 12h ago

Sniff McButt

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u/DesertWanderlust 12h ago

Dobby the Toilet Elf

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u/fandanvan 12h ago

Ghetto Shrek.

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u/Blankety-blank1492 12h ago

and butt listener

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u/HotShrekBoi 12h ago

Shrek ears

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u/reelersteeler 12h ago

Bat eared cracker

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u/Spikbasely 12h ago

He’s an alien, obviously! Xenomorph surveyor

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u/Legions_wangled 12h ago

"Get inta your swamp!"

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u/Careful_Possession96 12h ago

Probably heard those butts before he even saw them, much less got a whiff…

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u/Dcongo 12h ago

Harry Dingleberry

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u/IAmDanHimself 12h ago

3rd times a wind farm

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u/Daringdutchbae 12h ago

Looks like Shreks cousin!!

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u/nurdle 12h ago

Scuba Doobie Doo

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u/IGO2XSB45 12h ago

You think he would hear them comming

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u/authorinthesunset 12h ago

I mean, the caption is perfect. Meet Serial Butt-Sniffer

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u/ImaginaryLeg8515 12h ago

He doesn't listen. Those ears are just decor

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u/KirkWahmmett 12h ago

Kevin Fart

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u/Cretaceous_Bloom 12h ago

The ears are just decorative. His nose is his money-maker.

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u/FormerBethelElder 11h ago

Blessed with a specific set of skills!

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u/richmill1 11h ago

Ears McAss

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u/ChemicalKissesxx 11h ago

Filthy Scent

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u/Lokomp2 11h ago

Buttman

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u/Current-Nerve1103 11h ago

BUTTSCRATCHERRRR

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u/LooneyRacoony 11h ago

Shrek? Is that you?

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u/Creepy_Jeweler_1351 11h ago

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille

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u/pour_me_a_double_ 11h ago

He should have heard the cops coming the day before he was arrested.

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u/CaptainApi 11h ago

He shoulda heard the police coming from next town

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u/Annual-Broccoli-1215 11h ago

He said he didn't inhale. That was his reButtal

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u/Nickel4me 11h ago

Rumor has it that he wasn’t after the scent, he was after the sound! He was built for this people! Lol

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u/Ok_Ebb23 11h ago

Bro could hear a silent fart from a mile away with those ears

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u/ryan8613 11h ago

Careful bro might fly out of prison

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u/mattock 11h ago

Butt McSniffins

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u/three_foot_putt 11h ago

Crack Black

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u/SunLovin69 11h ago

50 Scent

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u/CoolPackage 11h ago

Hé can even hear smells

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u/FatFucker247 11h ago

Speaker of the house.

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u/MrMrTrance 11h ago

The butt gremlin. (Don’t turn your butt to him after midnight).

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u/Fun_Being_4955 11h ago

And when I got out the cab I said yo smell you later 😂🤣🤣🚕👃💨

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u/ImaginationLife4812 11h ago

Proof that they walk among us.

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u/phrxc 11h ago

Does he smell through his ears?

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u/grodudulle77 11h ago

Spoky !!😁😜

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u/Mr_GrauHut 11h ago

Shrek Smith

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u/Elmondo2 11h ago

Eye Liketuchus.

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u/JrueBall 11h ago

He doesn't look like a butt sniffer. More like an eavesdropper

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u/F_U_Shoresy 11h ago

He’s like if Shrek and Marlon Wayans had a degenerate son

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u/Numerous-Pumpkin3890 11h ago

With ears like that, his fetish should have been focused on listening, not sniffing.

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u/Silly_Mechanic_6081 11h ago

Looks like he just saw a kid in a wheel chair fall off a cliff. Ask Paul Rudd about it

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u/Top_Management7550 11h ago

He has a condition. Ear me out

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u/Killercode9699 11h ago

I’d like to take his butt sniffing results and create a statistics of men and women: comparing to their looks how their butts smelled. Im very resourceful couldn’t let such shitty activity go to waste… and we can know if someone is pretty or handsome their butts are more lickable

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u/Chappo5150 11h ago

Sniffy Wingnut.

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u/kipribley28 11h ago

Salacious Crumb

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u/Middle_Grab5495 11h ago

could be a Florida man

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u/dutch_coder 10h ago

Sniffèr de derrière

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u/Altruistic-Leader980 10h ago

Wait why did I genuinely swiped right ?

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u/Confident_Boss2081 10h ago

of course I know him he is me

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u/shoulda_been_gone 10h ago

Ass Crack Bandit

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u/CM701CM 10h ago

He's all ears.

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u/No-Forever8617 10h ago

Why his ears look like chanterelle mushrooms?

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u/Horror-Appearance464 9h ago

He a family member from Shrek (ears)!

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u/WiseSilverWolf 9h ago

His ears look like Shrek's ears.

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u/espositorpedo 8h ago

Do they hold his ears?

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u/This_Is_Sanad11 8h ago

Mill Sniffer

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u/Mammoth_Ad7169 8h ago

Them gangsta ass Shrek ears love swamp like smells anyways, especially from them hoes

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u/skiermax 8h ago

He could play Netflix version of live action Shrek 6

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u/Fatboy4206 8h ago

The infamous fart snorter

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u/Full_0_Chit250 7h ago

Black Shreck

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u/Creative-Reason-7061 7h ago

Just say No to (Plumbers) Crack

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u/Creative-Reason-7061 7h ago

Mr. Seymour Butts

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 7h ago

With them ears you’d have thought he would have heard the police coming for him.

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u/ericthewrath87 7h ago

Dudes got shrek ears

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u/General-Try-4078 7h ago

Disgusting

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u/Bright-Ad257 7h ago

Shrek ears

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u/jl_c00per 7h ago

Why does bro have Shrek ears?

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u/wmcd1985 7h ago

Butthole Surfer

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u/wmcd1985 7h ago

What is going on with his ears?

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u/maria_weird 7h ago

Born to hear chose to sniff

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u/TheRagingIguana 7h ago

shrek came back from the beach

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u/StumpinMeatLeg 6h ago

His name is Jugghead.- those handles on his head are for mounting up

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u/OSTBear 6h ago

Such an Ass-Hoe

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u/Gator242 5h ago

Shrek