r/NativePlantCirclejerk 6h ago

Thank you Donald Trunp, for ridding us of this horrible invasive plant

Post image
204 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 8h ago

Winged vermin

Thumbnail
gallery
91 Upvotes

Get thee off my Tithonia rotundifolia and out my yard!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 6h ago

How do I let this this An*mal know my sunflowers are supposed to be for the birds and the bees

Post image
46 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 4h ago

Would these succulent breech baby bums have birthright citizenship and count as native to my ecoregion?

Post image
23 Upvotes


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 6h ago

Why did no one tell me about this sub...

27 Upvotes

Ya'll are hilarious


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 5h ago

Don't buy turf online, everyone!

Post image
23 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 8h ago

I'm not buying some fancy chemical

Post image
34 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 9h ago

Why is it always the mullein lunatics?

Thumbnail
gallery
40 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1h ago

I think I may give up on gardening, my tree is one inch too wide.

Thumbnail gallery
Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 4h ago

a lone raceme, long emptied of its fruit, lays longingly in the light

Post image
8 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 3h ago

Is it fucked up to have height preferences? I don’t date plants who are taller than me.

Thumbnail
8 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 8h ago

Sometimes invasive species can be a beauty 👸🏻

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

10 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 23h ago

It's never too late to convert the native plant FREAKS to the wonders of Japanese knotweed!

Post image
143 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 4h ago

So close honestly

Post image
3 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Smoke to "cleanse" the lungs... you know, because mullein!!!

Post image
83 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 23h ago

It may or may not have been all stiltgrass. And I may or may not have sprayed 1% Rodeo+ a surfactant a week prior.

Post image
44 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

little known fact: the nursery rhyme lyric "ashes, ashes, we all fall down" was actually a North American prophesy predicting the arrival of the Emerald Ash Borer

Post image
144 Upvotes

in our hubris, we ignored these warnings


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

It's free real estate!

Post image
116 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

The lemmas on my barnyard grass do not have hairs like nipples. Should I nuke it?

Post image
28 Upvotes

The Identification of Grasses
A grass can be "glumey" in more ways than one,
When its classification remains to be done.
You pull off the parts, and soon feel your age
Chasing them over the microscope stage!

You peer through the lenses at all of the bracts
And hope your decisions agree with the facts;
While your oculist chortles with avid delight
As you strain both your eyes in the dim table light.

You are left on the horns of quite a dilemma
When you count the nerves on the back of the lemma;
Then you really get snoopy and turn one turtle
To see if the flower is sterile or fertile.
--How To Identify Grasses and Grasslike Plants, H.D. Harrington (1977)

Without strong magnification (25x), it is very difficult to distinguish from the introduced Barnyard Grass (Echinochloa crus-galli), which has a membranous tip on lemmas and paleas, the lemma tip with a line of minute hairs separating it from the hardened body, and only some hairs may be papillose.
--Echinochloa muricata (Rough Barnyard Grass), Minnesota Wildflowers

A patch of barnyard grass has spung up on the pond shoreline that I maintain.

There are two main types of barnyard grass hereabouts, a weedy native, Echinochloa muricata, and a weedy nonnative, Echinochloa crus-galli. Unless you use a microscope, they look exactly the same.

In an agricultural field, the native and nonnative varieties are both invasive weeds. Near a pond, they have equal beneficial value to wildlife. The seeds of both are eaten by dabbling ducks.

Using my "How to Identify Grasses" book, I have learned that "papillose" means bearing papillae, and that papillae are minute nipple-shaped projections. I have reviewed the difference between lemmas and paleas, and what papillose lemma hairs look like.

I have examined the lemmas and paleas under 25x magnification, and determined that I have the nonnative variety. Should I nuke it?

They are exactly the same, so far as the ducks could care. But the native variety has Murica in the name, whereas the nonnative sounds suspiciously French.

Note: see also the recent post, can anyone tell me if this is Cyperus brevifolius or Cyperus brevifolioides? They look exactly the same, but one is native to the United States, and the other isn't


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Don't eat sidewalk-crack kale

Post image
149 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 2d ago

Inverted Bathroom Lilacs

Post image
23 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 2d ago

My snookums would never do such things

Post image
432 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 2d ago

How to prevent wasps from stealing nectar from my flowers

Post image
89 Upvotes

I became a native plant gardener in order to support bees and butterflies, not evil ugly wasps!!! Isn't there any way I can prevent them from visiting my flowers and stealing nectar from the precious little bees and butterflies?!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 3d ago

Looking for more plants that humiliate bumblebees (if they knew shame)

Thumbnail
gallery
595 Upvotes

I am a sick freak who likes to watch bumblebees pathetically wedge themselves into pink turtlehead. Seeing their hind legs wiggle in the wind pleases me greatly.

Perhaps they've invented a coneflower cultivar that can do this now?

(Please ignore the fact I fucked up and got pink turtlehead when my native one is the white turtlehead.)


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 3d ago

Uh... no?

Post image
129 Upvotes