r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/TermElectronic8261 • 14h ago

🔥Python swims through floodwaters in Olongapo, Philippines neighborhood

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 10h ago

u/TermElectronic8261, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Lego_Dima 14h ago

*knock knock* did anybody order one nightmare?

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u/pw_cbs 13h ago

python’s just ignoring the floodwaters like it’s its chill spot

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u/NigelTainte 11h ago

In his perspective his map just opened up and he’s exploring the new areas

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u/Anymouse8 14h ago

Nope. Example 9,348,322 of why you should never swim in murky water.

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u/wereoutofcheetos 12h ago

I can't even begin to tell you the amount of times I ignored this in my life😭

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u/Klotzster 14h ago

Death Star Trash Compactor

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u/RevolutionNumber5 13h ago

Friggin’ dianoga.

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u/Glittering_Cress_850 8h ago

Exactly! My first thought.

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u/Ton_Jravolta 14h ago

Pool noodle

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u/Arcade1980 13h ago

You forgot add Danger at the beginning

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u/s1owpokerodriguez 12h ago

I don't think that snake is looking for a snack at the moment.

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u/Eastern-Blueberry826 14h ago

Poor guy is tired.

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u/shhree 5h ago

Yes, he is looking for a dry place. I have lived through 2 floods and snakes would come inside not to bite you but because they were looking for a dry place.

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u/SolidDoctor 13h ago

If I jumped in that water, a python would be the least of my worries.

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u/tea-boat 12h ago

He's like "where is the land?" Poor thing.

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u/Fresh_Income_7411 14h ago

Is he going to be okay?

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u/LittleKitty235 14h ago

They can climb really well. Probably will be better off than most animals with four legs.

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u/burlycabin 12h ago

It looks exhausted though.

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u/Mr__JimLahey 14h ago

Looking for some filipino food

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u/East-Register-2884 1h ago

Looking for some filipino food

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u/NoPepper259 13h ago

Incentive to move imo

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u/piichan14 13h ago

It's also trying to move out of the country

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u/U-Were-A-Mistake 6h ago

I dated a girl in the Philippines for awhile, the first time I visited and met her family, her dad was late and came back with like a 10’ python and we ate it. Felt a little weird about it but I wanted to fit in. Wasn’t very good and kind of hurt my tummy

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u/AGirlHasNoUsername13 2h ago

Did it taste like chicken?

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u/MadMax6914 14h ago

"Look at me, I'm an anaconda. "

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u/piichan14 13h ago

Looking for buns

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u/Firm_Video_2932 14h ago

Forbidden water?! 😳

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u/mistsoalar 12h ago

Looks like a retic?

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u/kittylover2006 12h ago

I detest how easily and fast it’s swimming

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u/Crimson__Fox 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/E9zwx0N8EPvyw

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u/NoMaintenance2029 9h ago

Hog nose are a very different type of snake…

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u/Mac62961 11h ago

Biggun

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u/TheKindaHappyPainter 10h ago

Something just moved past my leg!

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u/Sea-Most6595 2h ago

Kala ko politikong nag door to door, nangangamoanya na sa 2028

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u/RealMENwearPINK10 52m ago

Nah, you're thinking of a crocodile, this one's those influencers looking for a quick sob story to post for the likes
In all reality though, that snake is probably just as affected by the flood as they are. It's looking for dry land to rest in, probably won't even bother with you all that much since we're too muscle-y and too big to properly hunt. As is with most ambush predators, we humans aren't usually worth the energy expenditure to eat. That being said, I certainly wouldn't want to be in a room with a starving animal, especially if I'm not experienced in handling them and I'm the only accessible piece of meat within slithering range

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u/JKLopz 14h ago

If it was sea it would be faster. 

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u/justbooling 13h ago

I would not be surprised if I have a nightmare tonight about this lol

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u/helpjackoffhishorse 12h ago

Yeah….nope.

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u/rodzieman 11h ago

Sawa na sa baha! = Sawa nasa baha!

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u/ZebraComplex4353 9h ago

Sometimes I wish I would listen to my gut to not get online. Damn. Nightmare added

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u/Cool-Eggplant-6397 7h ago

That python is about to be BBQ on a stick.

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u/Riverboatcaptain123 5h ago

It’s moving with the quickness

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u/Physical_Evening_613 2h ago

The nope rope casually enjoying a swim, and waiting for a meal. Living the life!

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u/GabbyHobby69 1h ago

Someone call the yoink guy

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u/Yo_Tobimoto 34m ago

I didn't know they could do that...

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u/MeorOtherMe 12h ago

Me who seen snake: "alright well water cancelled for X time."

Friend an hour or two later about to go in...

"What. Snake? I didn't see any snake. Really? I just wanna go to my mom, check on my family."

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 10h ago

That water is so nasty. I hope the snake is okay.

Does anyone here know what type of prey a constrictor this size eats? Is this snake going to be alright?

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u/onthebrink42 13h ago

Where’s a salty when you need one

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u/gamingfreak50 12h ago

Bro is having the absolute time of his life. Imagine if normally forbidden place for your suddenly got upgraded to a water park.

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u/raider_00_ 13h ago

Nagini looking for voldemort

https://giphy.com/gifs/L18xFF5nxvskcp7RIO

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u/Zriatt 6h ago

looking for voldemort

posts gif of slithering away from voldemort

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u/Clean-Physics-6143 3h ago

That's funny af