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Has anyone else getting these kind of notifications?

Hey everyone I have finished the first book of my series (not professionally edited) but I really could use some constructive criticism and or tell me if it’s worth a damn if anyone is interested please lmk. Here is the description:
The Heir of Shadows
Mason was a blacksmith. A husband. A father.
He had never wanted power. He had never wanted glory.
Then his brother, Prince Benjamin, is murdered—and Mason is blamed.
In a single night, everything he loves is taken from him. His wife and children are executed, his home is destroyed, and Mason is left with nothing but grief and a thirst for vengeance.
Then something answers.
An ancient being known only as the Shepherd offers Mason a bargain: the power to avenge those who wronged him, in exchange for his soul.
Mason accepts.
But every gift has a price.
As Mason learns to wield the darkness, he discovers that death is not as simple as he once believed. The dead do not always pass peacefully, and the shadows hiding beyond the veil are far older than any kingdom.
Far from Mason, another life is being shaped by forces she cannot understand.
Alexandra has spent her life surviving the cruelty of others. A slave, a fighter, and a woman who has learned to endure what should have broken her, she expects nothing from the world but another day to survive.
Until something begins watching over her.
Something ancient.
Something gentle.
Something that does not want her to survive merely for herself.
As darkness gathers around Mason and a mysterious light begins to awaken within Alexandra, their paths are drawn toward a conflict neither of them understands.
One has been chosen by Death.
The other may have been chosen by Life.
And neither knows what they are becoming.

I’d like to lean into traditional publishing but I would really just like for people to read this story and give me thoughts it would be so amazing. Thank you all in advance. :)

Nogla: Oh God! I don't feel so good.

Vanoss: Are you fucking kidding me right now!

Terroriser: You fat fuck! Now you are having a heart attack right now!

Wildcat: You fucking dipshit. You just lost the fucking contest you fucking failed orgasm abortion!

Reminder that I only ship the characters and this is my style

I was watching South Park when I saw Nogla in it on the right side, so now he can brag to Brian that out of those two he got to meet Christ in the flesh. It's from S1 EP10 if you interested, I also sent it on Brian's Reddit, so who gets to crack the joke first

Was wondering what j could get on Facebook marketplace and found vro the 2nd enlisted marketplace 😭🙏

(credits to the owner)

I think I should totally hit “Nogla21” up on telegram to claim my very real prize