r/NotMyJob • u/Zak7062 • Jul 11 '26

Stop | | this?

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u/poploppege Jul 11 '26

King Solomon

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u/Verbindungsfehle Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3DmDANh1VZk1ED8hs

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u/poploppege Jul 13 '26

There was a story about ancient times where 2 women in a kingdom both claimed a baby was theirs so they went to the king and the king suggested cutting the baby in half and giving both women one half of the baby. And the fake mom was fine with it and the real mom was not. And king solomon was like aha a real mom would never be okay with cutting a baby in half that means that one is the mother. Its supposed to show he is wise but its honestly really dumb

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u/havron Jul 13 '26

I have never understood why the fake mom would even want half a baby.

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u/0F4T 1d ago

It’s because the false mother stole the child out of bitterness and is jealous of the real mother, because the real mother was able to give birth to a child, while she herself is unable to do so. That’s why she’d rather watch as her child is killed, even if it kills her inside, just to make her feel what she herself has felt. Back then, fertility was an extremely important aspect of a woman’s role. Not being fertile meant being viewed as a failure. The real mother, however, would of course never allow the child to be cut in half because it is, after all, her child, and she truly loves it. That is why she would give in to save it. And Solomon knew this, which is why he devised this test.

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u/poploppege Jul 14 '26

Me either was it different back then or something

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u/Verbindungsfehle Jul 13 '26

Ahhhh yes, ty

I think I did hear/read that before, I guess I just didn't remember the king's name and couldn't connect the dots.

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u/Moist_Board Jul 30 '26

And that baby, was Albert Einstein

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u/seth1299 Jul 11 '26

Elite baller knowledge

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u/Jerseyd422 Jul 15 '26

It was only that one time

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u/silloki Jul 11 '26

That baby has been told to stop that and is distraught by the audacity

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u/W-h3x Jul 11 '26

I agree.
They should stop that.

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u/Biggrunt Jul 11 '26

Always someone splitting families apart.

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u/SpeedBlitzX Jul 12 '26

Like each family member in half?

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u/Kichigai Jul 12 '26

That's how you get the average 1.5 children.

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u/Thebiginfinity Jul 11 '26

Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine

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u/SpeedBlitzX Jul 12 '26

Stop cutting the pic of the baby in half?

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u/SpaceStethoscope Jul 12 '26

Stop Solomon?

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u/sinskins Jul 11 '26

Yes. They should stop chopping babies in half. (And posters lol)

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u/Capuccini Jul 11 '26

Vertical canadian

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u/SapphicGarnet Jul 14 '26

What is the poster actually trying to say or advertise?

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u/DragonBoyfriend Jul 16 '26

It's showing a baby and asking whether or not we should stop this. I think it's pretty obvious /jk

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u/rmay14444 Jul 13 '26

splitting a baby is bad for it.

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u/Jerseyd422 Jul 15 '26

King Solomon: I feel called out

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u/Fearless_Choice709 Jul 12 '26

So.. horizontal?

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u/13thmurder Jul 14 '26

Is this a a pro-abortion ad, or an anti-abortion ad?

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 Jul 18 '26

Possibly neither :0

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u/13thmurder Jul 18 '26

Perhaps a protest against King Solomon?

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u/BootsOfProwess Jul 12 '26

I dont like babies either...

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u/edamlambert Jul 11 '26

•__•

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u/Asterus_Rahuyo Jul 12 '26

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