r/NotTimAndEric • u/Bo_Neher • 2d ago

For all your AI needs

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u/JohnnyMojo 2d ago

Lol where did you find this? I can't tell if this is a really good satire or if it's real.

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u/TheDallbatross 2d ago

They listen AND take notes. This is a deadly serious businessperson.

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u/InfectedUrsidae 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/b7MdMkkFCyCWI

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u/Pak-Protector 1d ago

I feel like this low effort meme should have been realized about two years ago yet somehow was not.

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u/GentlemansBumTease 1d ago

Not just listen, but listen very carefully

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u/bubba_bumble 1h ago

Sometimes a little too carefully.

(bangs on wall) Hey Peter! Check out channel 9!

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u/Okeydokey2u 1d ago

When he started with "and we offer them...." I thought for sure he was going to say "a bottle of water"

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u/anjowoq 2d ago

We are being grifted by AI from the biggest companies on earth; this man wants in.

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u/chocolatehotdog 2d ago

Bring AI back to small business!

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u/dandle 1d ago

I poked around the consultancy's website to the founder's website, and now I'm even more crossed up.

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u/dandle 1d ago

I mean...

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u/HomerDoakQuarlesIII 1d ago

John Rectom, The AI Orifacer

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u/melfamy 1d ago

Actually spelled Rectum.

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u/dandle 1d ago

I hardly know 'im.

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u/843_beardo 1d ago

I think it’s real? The reviews are a little suspect though.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/3tUUptjTnVtTqh5m7?g_st=ic

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u/MonaganX 1d ago

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you are getting at there. The people writing these reviews just seem really excited about what a game changer working with Charleston AI has been for their small business, and the amazing opportunities Charleston AI's services have opened up for these aspiring local entrepreneurs. This John from Charleston AI sounds like the real deal to me—a human.

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u/StevenMaff 1d ago

As a fellow human — I concur. Would you like to know more about Charleston AI?

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u/Fillyphily 1d ago

Literally every ad for an business consultation and now more recently, every ai company.

"This Ai will help you business-ing SO FREAKIN' HARD you will be making so much damn opportunities, and growthing the FUCK out of your prospects, for your client-synergy-market-competitive shit."

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u/No-Chocolate-6828 1d ago edited 1d ago

Best one."they sold.me a robot wife. No arguments at home :)"

You can see the reflections of the people recording it in beginning of the video......lol

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u/CGCTV 1d ago

Or this one..

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u/nickbeef 1d ago

Now THIS is a game changer

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 2d ago
  • Step 1: AI Office
  • Step 2: ???
  • Step 3: Profit!

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u/HairballTheory 2d ago

(A)wkward

(I)nteractions

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u/anjowoq 2d ago

Funny enough, that is exactly the plan OpenAI has had for years.

He literally has no idea how they will make money.

https://youtu.be/TzcJlKg2Rc0?t=1892

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 2d ago

Oh, I'm more aware of Scam Altman than I'd like to be. 😮‍💨

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u/Sulungskwa 1d ago

Holy shit how did I not know about this quote

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u/Fillyphily 1d ago

They're already doing it. AI is such a huge investor pull, there is no future for ai as profitable as it is to scam investors right now. The money is the meta game of public trading and investors. AI bros say its nothing like crypto, but yet it economically exactly like crypto, it's just too embarrassed to be as blatant as crypto is about how it just a money hole for nothing in return. Its actual effect doesn't matter, all it is, is the new made-up piece to the largest gambling scheme in history that is public trading.

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u/wazzup-notemuch 1d ago

Jesus fucking christ. Just admitting, out loud, that it's a scam. What the fuck.

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u/HomerDoakQuarlesIII 1d ago

Jeez still running the same grift 7 years later. She says "Most people say you haven't invented anything new, you're just pumping tons of GPU in and something kind of cool comes out" and totally ignores the question and says "What we have is so dangerous we have to warn the public first before release it."

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

Yep, he's ten pounds of shit tokens in a five-pound bag.

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u/Subaru1995 1d ago

Good lord

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u/Fearless_Many4945 1d ago

Strip Mall AI and Laundromat

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u/1086psiBroccoli 2d ago

I’m sold

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u/MikeisET 2d ago

I really regret not living in Charleston

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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 1d ago

Downtown smells like horse piss on a hot humid day , yourll be fine

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u/sleepytipi 1d ago

It's a hot humid day, every day! It smells way worse than horse piss, it smells like pluff mud. Shit, fish, and base notes of salty death. It's wayyy overpopulated. it's a small colonial town built on literal garbage (don't believe me? Look it up!) that was never built to sustain half the population. It was the slave trade capital of the US, and is run by people who wish that it still was! I mean, it's like hell with a pretty coastline.

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u/Latter_Landscape9651 17h ago

Where do you live?

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u/sleepytipi 17h ago

I did live in Charleston if I didn't make that obvious enough.

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u/Latter_Landscape9651 17h ago

Probably lived in Goose Creek and said you live in Charleston

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u/sleepytipi 17h ago

I lived on James Island, Folly, Johns Island, West Ashley, downtown and Mt Pleasant. I think I know the area well enough, thanks. I also knew what Charleston was before it got overcrowded with nepo babies. The heat was tolerable then.

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u/2Braincell2Furious 17h ago

“Yeah, he’s probably lying” is an odd response to someone saying they live in a city

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u/A_TalkingWalnut 2d ago

Too slow. Get in line. You blew it!

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 1d ago

They have a room that you can just make your home!

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u/Okeydokey2u 1d ago

I want to send my resume. This is the kind of leader I would follow right into a volcano

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u/allshedoesiskillshit 2d ago

*tight zoom on fumbling for the door handle *

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u/MnVikings1111 1d ago

I used the lab.

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u/aolkeywordfuck 1d ago

Is there any way to generate a nude Jim?!

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u/Bumbymoo 1d ago

Are you a cop?

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u/Pot_Master_General 1d ago

NUDE. JIM.

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u/Busy_Izz 1d ago

These results are, nsfw, would you like to continue?

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u/nemrel 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm a businessman
With a business tan
I spend my days in a big, black unmarked van
If you wanna talk turkey, I'm here to talk shop
I'm definitely not
A cop

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u/TheInvisibleHam 1d ago

Best we can do is a hat wobble

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 2d ago

AI, give me a business plan.

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u/melfamy 1d ago

AI, make me the Sausage King of Charleston.

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u/kmsman11 2d ago

Like am I reading this right- This guy paid for a bunch of overhead costs to be an intermediary both of which AI excels at disrupting?

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u/d_lo_ol_b 1d ago

He has people skills! He is good at dealing with people, can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

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u/Pugilist12 1d ago

You can always fall back on your Jump to Conclusions board.

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u/soumac 2d ago

Individuals and small visitors

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u/Rhg0653 2d ago

Micheal Scott paper company

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u/Professor_McWeed 2d ago

Nahhh, all you got to do is pour a little AI sauce on your problem and boom... big flavor solutions like magic.

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u/Every_Armadillo_6848 1d ago

The biggest victims of AI are A1 steak sauce and people named Al.

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u/derprondo 1d ago

LOL anyone remember the Secretary of Education referring to AI as A-One?

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u/Junglebyron 2d ago

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u/NavDav 1d ago

Where you can get both types of pants, pleated or parachute.

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u/iambigmen 1d ago

Looking for some AI? Just got a pallet of it delivered this morning, the boy is sorting through it in the store room.

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u/Thisfuggenguy 2d ago

Entrance to backrooms

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u/Chafupa1956 2d ago

It's just him typing your questions into ChatGPT on his phone while casting to the TV

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u/LetoA_III 2d ago

How much for 4 AIs?

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u/BirdEducational6226 2d ago

Oh, yeah. That bubble is about to burst, alright.

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u/SimonGloom2 2d ago

This sequel to The Backrooms feels a bit undercooked.

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u/UnarmedRobonaut 1d ago

The folding chairs in the conference room

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u/derprondo 2d ago

I too like to impress my clients with my metal folding chairs.

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u/VorpalBlade- 2d ago

It’s free real estate!

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u/Eilief 2d ago

Short AI stocks now 🥶🥶🥶

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u/soggy_bloggy 2d ago

How to launder money.

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u/Shuatheskeptic 1d ago

This guys AI consultancy company feels like it would be the perfect fit for my job.

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u/bubba_bumble 2d ago

Sounds great. I'll take one AI please.

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u/sulfurbird 2d ago

You can’t have FAITH without AI.

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u/Expensive_Editor_244 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was like, oh I live in MA, I should go to Charlestown and check this out for kicks. Turns out this is in South Carolina?? Everything about this guy screams Boston lol

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u/explosiveshits7195 1d ago

Yeah the dude sounds like a mix between Bernie Sanders and Whitey Bulger

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u/SirCokaBear 1d ago

I'm from MA and swore this guy looks and sounds like he's from Fall River

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u/YesterdayCharming976 2d ago

So it’s a consulting company ?

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u/bubba_bumble 2d ago

No, it's AI.

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX 2d ago

They write the prompts in for you, which to a boomer probably sounds like a needed service that will generate large profits.

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 3h ago

Charleston AI

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u/nodnodwinkwink 1d ago

Yes but it's also somehow an office space leasing company.

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 2d ago

Probably should have used more AI

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u/JacqueWaters 2d ago

What is all this talk about Allen Iverson?

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u/Family-robot 2d ago

Oh these guys take notes? Wow, they must be good.

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u/TrantaLocked 2d ago

It's got a pool in the back

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u/Commie_Scum69 2d ago

That's a wig

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u/geoffsykes 2d ago

Awwww I feel bad for the guy. This sucks :(

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u/Boy-Abunda 2d ago

Jesus. I need to get out of San Jose and get to Charleston, stat. This guy has ALL the AI!

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u/rubinass3 1d ago

They are really putting their best foot forward.

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u/RazorSharpRust 1d ago

This place needs a plant.  Hell even a stick would cheer it up.

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u/K-Zoro 1d ago

Anyone see that episode of the Simpsons when Homer starts an “internet” company?

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

They sell Cutco knives too.

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u/Bumbymoo 1d ago edited 1d ago

5 Star Reviews:

Dre
51 minutes ago
New
Charleston AI cured my dog’s ass cancer
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u/FUNKYDISCO 1d ago

I have a similar business but unfortunately I don't have an empty room like this guy has... he's lucky.

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u/Ja12Sin34 1d ago

I feel like this is everyone's job who say they work as whatever fancy title they have and make over 100k a year somehow.

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u/MercZ11 1d ago

The reflection of the guy recording and his kid (?) being visible in the window at the beginning was great.

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u/CharmingChair1403 2d ago

Whenever I want aye eye I always have a meeting with them. Best Al Errs, hands down. 6 finger hands.

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u/TheDreadGazeebo 1d ago

My favorite part was the empty office

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u/No_Employer9618 1d ago

Yeah, he probably should have used some AI for this sell

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 1d ago

“I’m was once a subpar accountant and signed a 10-year lease”

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u/Doobie_Howser_MD 1d ago

People helping hurt purple hurt people

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u/NarwhalOk5080 1d ago

This feels like something my dad would do.

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u/Cross58Crash 1d ago

Ten years ago: "Block chain is the block chain of the block chain. Block chain!"

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u/NefariousnessGood718 1d ago

Questo non sa neanche dov'è il bagno

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u/Bumbymoo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is he accepting investors at this time?

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u/RazorSharpRust 1d ago

Checked into it.  They sell by the Troy ounce.  About time.

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u/boverly721 1d ago

He pointed out one empty office but I saw three empty offices. Does anybody work there?

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u/SPYcalls2020 1d ago

Uh, the "lab" area was just two TVs one of them vertical and one horizontal?

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u/Lead_AsBest0s84 1d ago

Hes so into AI he can't properly open the door

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u/Beatnutz_ 1d ago

Where's the casting couch?

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u/5pooky5cary5keleton5 1d ago

But is he real or ai?

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u/frostwhitewolf 1d ago

I’d like one ai please

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u/Qlanth 1d ago

This company will be valued at $100 million by the end of the year.

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u/melfamy 1d ago

Charleston AI makes me feel more like a woman.

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u/RealPropRandy 1d ago

This is not a scam

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u/steviefrench 1d ago

NO MORE SCAMMING ADULTS

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u/IHave47Teeth 1d ago

If there was ever a job that AI could do...

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 1d ago

TV's Frank nnoooooooo!

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u/chafey 17h ago

Takes notes, feeds into chatgpt, give client result, $$$$$$

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u/2Braincell2Furious 17h ago

Individuals and small visitors

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u/Carinis_song 14h ago

I call dibs on the empty room!

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u/MeanStepDad 10h ago

It pisses me off but I know this guy gets clients

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

must be nice using all that copyrighted material that gets fed into it and charge for it