r/NotTimAndEric • u/jabourggiS • 1d ago

Hey!

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 1d ago

Man this Pixies cover just refuses to start!

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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago

Been tryin' to hit you

I'm the whore in your head

Edit: It's the sound it makes

When a douchebag breaks

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 1d ago

HEY

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u/Sebastaard 1d ago

Been trying to meet you

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u/ltaylor00 1d ago

OoooooOooOoo

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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 1d ago

Must be a devil between us

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u/Formal_Ground6513 1d ago

Or whores in my head

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u/AGreatBannedName 1d ago

Whores at the door

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 1d ago

Whore in my bed

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u/TheBigBamfWolf 1d ago

Is that the dude who jacks off on paper ?

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u/SpaceBehemoth 1d ago

No, you're thinking of the sun rays on the butthole guy. This guy is a pickup artist and male confidence coach or something along those lines. Just as much a weirdo as the cum artist though.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago

Pardon me, but it's pronounced "coom-ar-TEEST"

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u/SpaceBehemoth 1d ago

That's completely my bad.

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u/toadphoney 1d ago

Not a real apology.

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u/SpaceBehemoth 1d ago

I swear I'm not a robot, my regret is sincere

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SpaceBehemoth 1d ago

Sadly, this scarf isn't performing.

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u/DinklebergsRightNut 1d ago

Wait this is not some kind of sketch? Lmao. Who wears Jeans and Red sneakers anymore? I thought the whole West collectively decided that this is a complete scumbag combo haha.

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u/no-more-nazis 10h ago

I imagined that everything in his outfit was carefully considered: shiny leather jacket because shiny attracts attention

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u/M3M0ri_BY73 1d ago

And in real life.

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u/fantapants74 1d ago

Alan! Alan!

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 1d ago

Dere's more to Dim and Derrick den dis.

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u/ayaPapaya 1d ago

Acting classes be like..

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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago

Never been to one, but I imagine there's a point in every acting class where you get depressed that you paid to attend.

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u/TR1771N 1d ago

But hay is for horses

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u/jayfortran 1d ago

Hey man! Stop, that's annoying!

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u/EraEnder 1d ago

Write that down he fixed the fern back!

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u/peterpancreas 1d ago

Oh cool the most annoying dill pickle in the garden

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u/N-E-R-M 1d ago

Huge fan of the Ramones right there. Forgot the rest of the lyrics, but its good. Ho let's go. 😉

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u/NinjaTEK7 1d ago

This is how children throw tantrums.

Explain it like I'm five.

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u/Otherwise_Cover_5467 1d ago

"Been tryin' to meet you!"

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u/Ziegelphilie 1d ago

HEY! STEP BALL CHANGE

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u/BigWienerPapi999 1d ago

Hays for horses goddammit

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u/-KFBR392 1d ago

Tairy Greene should sue this guy!

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u/DeliMoore 1d ago

The Karen certification class?

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u/DaveMcNinja 1d ago

No more bullshit!

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 15h ago

My wife brings home these no salt chips FUCK YOU

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u/Conscious-Break7483 1d ago

This is a toddler

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u/Orochi_001 1d ago

Says this guy is a motivational speaker and pickup artist. Lol

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u/el_Hammbonio 1d ago

Zoooombay ay ay 

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u/anjowoq 21h ago

He's dressed like those pick up peacocking guys from the early teen thousands.

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u/Commie_Scum69 1d ago

Isnt that the dude who was drinking pee and holding his homie's wieners on r/channel5ive with Andrew Callaghan ?

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u/Newportonehunnid 1d ago

Replaced hitting with “fucking” 🤣

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u/washerestillis 1d ago

I can’t think no more man! Get out of me head! Get out of me head!

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u/smoookeee 1d ago

Desperate man with small Ego needs to yell at Woman, so they feel Stronger. ITS so illusional!! How about, Just be nice, the rights one will come, maybe you want to much of a girl, are you able to Bring the Same worth to the Table? Maybe having a relationchip where everyone ist equal to the other part is a way more satisfying cooperation... No wait yelling: Hey Hey I am in your head is much better

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u/KraftyJoker 11h ago

I haven't been able to shut my dog up recently. This is her.

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u/mcvmccarty 2h ago

It’s “break petal” duh

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u/dye_by_meme 1d ago

This is more SRL coated.

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u/vaultdweller1223 1d ago

Feels weird seeing him not going by Tyler these days but I swear on everything I hold dear, this guy's social theories I'll call them, largely work, and work extremely well.

Paradoxically, he is also fairly insane/out to lunch (shocking I know) and you could easily fill this sub with hundreds of hours of his material.