r/OddlyArousing • u/ideapit • 3d ago

"Candlestick" amethyst

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151 Upvotes

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u/kineticstar 2d ago

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u/BedroomLove7337 2d ago

Was looking for this gif! Lol

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u/Bobogrimmer 2d ago

The family jewels!

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u/Big_Sheepherder_9943 2d ago

That’ll need some lube

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u/DarthScabies Perpetually Moist Mod 🛂 2d ago

Just spit on it. You'll be fine.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 2d ago

You’d have to really hawk a loogie on that. 😅

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u/BroccoliJaboccoli 2d ago

Don- mmmh... What the hell, you caught me on a morbidly curious day. Be brave. Try it

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u/MDRBA 2d ago

kidney stones during their mating season🪨❤︎💎 

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u/fanofoz 2d ago

Forbidden dildo.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 2d ago

That looks a bit too brutal.

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u/DarthScabies Perpetually Moist Mod 🛂 2d ago

Mmmm. Spiky.

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u/anonymouselentity 2d ago

That has been posted 3 times now

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u/Darth_Pinda 2d ago

Rock hard.

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u/No_Manner_8785 2d ago

Oh that's gonna hurt!

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u/RevoltYesterday 2d ago

... if you're brave enough

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u/Outrageous-Wheel7434 2d ago

Oh good luck with that one. Lol

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u/Brief-Pickle2441 2d ago

That dildo looks like it will hurt 🤷

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u/HulkSquatch4278 2d ago

Are you brave enough?

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 2d ago

I ain't putting that no where near my family jewels. Not even for all its glorious comparisons.

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u/Antifa-AF 2d ago

Don’t.

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u/SpellIcy2100 2d ago

So this is the famous “Magic stick “ lol

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u/SatanSemenSwallower 2d ago

Candlestick? Nah, that's a candy dick

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u/Remarkable_Shine_964 2d ago

My gf needs to use that.

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u/OkCloud9406 2d ago

Nopey Bobie

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u/FeverInHeels 2d ago

really pretty stone ;)

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u/fried_clams 2d ago

Nicely cupped amethyst orbs

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u/Saint120467 2d ago

It's a dildo

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u/ArtTheFox2 1d ago

Odd shape for a cheese grater.

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u/enuckmuckaluck69 1d ago

Built for that "itch" she cant reach

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u/AllyEnderman 1d ago

This just LOOKS like it hurts

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u/Unpopular_Perspectiv 1d ago

You can try it, but it's only going in one way