r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Less_Psychology6605 • Jul 30 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah what’s the difference in the skirts and why am I a creep

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u/Gammaman12 Jul 30 '26

I thought it was the color. Am I a creep or gay?

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u/zed42 Jul 30 '26

if you can see a difference in color, then i hate to break it to you, but you might be gay...

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u/Gammaman12 Jul 30 '26

I'll go tell my wife...

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u/Senior-Tackle-437 Jul 30 '26

Plot twist, she's gay too

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u/zed42 Jul 30 '26

i saw that season of for all mankind :)

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '26

what if they are both trans?

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u/zed42 29d ago

4... possibly also 3

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u/Rxasaurus Jul 30 '26

"What's her name?

"Justin..."

"Well, she sounds hideous"

" she's a guy"

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u/Senior-Tackle-437 Aug 01 '26

Now that would be gay

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u/quantumjedi Jul 30 '26

let us know how that goes

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u/zed42 Jul 30 '26

i'm sure she'll be happy to know after N years...

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u/Monir5265 Jul 30 '26

Don’t forget to break it down to your wife’s boyfriend you just happen to be sleeping with too either

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u/DescriptionIll5227 Jul 30 '26

I also will go tell this guy's wife

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u/Silverheart117 Aug 02 '26

Clive's wife?

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u/BarrelllRider Jul 31 '26

I also choose to tell this guys wife

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u/superearthjanitor0 Aug 01 '26

Ill also tell this guys wife

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u/TimesOrphan Jul 30 '26

Maybe they just have the eyes of a mantis shrimp 😅

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Jul 30 '26

They're the same color...unless we're talking about Archer's turtlenecks.

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u/WHATYEAHOK Jul 30 '26

That explains this penis in my mouth.

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u/zed42 Jul 31 '26

impressive you can talk around that...

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u/OldSpiceMelange Jul 31 '26

Guess that makes me fabulouuuuuus.

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u/redoubt515 Jul 31 '26

> if you can see a difference in color

I thought I was color blind, but it turns out I'm just hetero?

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u/zed42 Jul 31 '26

all tuna are fish, but not all fish are tuna.... you may be color blind and gay!

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u/arqnix Jul 31 '26

I saw the difference in color and length pretty much at the same time… I’m a gay creep now

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u/DrAstralis Jul 31 '26

am gay AF and the color difference was the only thing I noticed XD

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u/EsteemedHunter Jul 30 '26

Thought it was the colour too.

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u/EsteemedHunter Aug 02 '26

I tried seeing the difference before i read the solution. And the colour is different between the two skirts if only slightly.

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u/Much_Chance7951 Jul 30 '26

i wish it had a volume, the best womans must have big sausages

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u/Deep-Age-2486 Aug 01 '26

Straight to the furnace chief

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u/yoshi_thomasias Jul 30 '26

Not realizing how differences in lighting can make the same piece of clothing look darker makes you stereotypically more straight actually, seeing how only us queers can have fun hobbies like drawing

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u/reezy-one Jul 30 '26

It's black and blue.

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u/United-Bookkeeper690 29d ago

ITS WHITE AND GOLD

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u/Much_Chance7951 Jul 30 '26

I NOTICED IT AS WELL, the one on the right seems darker

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u/TK_Games Jul 31 '26

That's because it was washed with Oxyclean. Oxyclean doesn't fade colors and keeps your clothes looking fresh and new

That's literally where my brain went way before I considered anything else. I stared at this for 40 seconds trying to figure out how a detergent commercial makes you a creep

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u/Unscheduled_Morbs Jul 30 '26

You might just have a very low "Just Noticeable Difference". https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/ (If you plan on doing the test, I recommend turning your screen brightness all the way up).

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u/Gammaman12 Jul 30 '26

Thank you for that. I'm now flexing on my friends.

Turns out that, yes, I do score well on this.

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u/Unscheduled_Morbs Jul 30 '26

Most of the design team at work did it, the average was 0.0027. I had scored a 0.0011, beating out all but one other person (she also scored 0.0011). The test insinuated I was somehow cheating lol.

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u/Gathin Jul 30 '26

I looked to see if one of them had a bulge....that says a lot about me too maybe.

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u/Fluff-cat1304 Jul 30 '26

no, same i thought it was the colour

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u/Southern_Link_8427 Jul 30 '26

Shoot, I was counting pleats.

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u/seau_de_beurre Jul 30 '26

I also thought that. I guess I'm another level of creep below the baseline creep. Dungeon creep.

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u/YooGeOh Jul 30 '26

Yup.

Jail

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u/nyiddle Jul 30 '26

Why not both?

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u/spiffymouse Jul 30 '26

Yeah, without reading any of the text my mind assumed it was another advertisement about laundry colors fading lol. But I’m a woman so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/MilkNovel Jul 31 '26

One on the right is definitely darker

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u/bucket_of_frogs Jul 31 '26

Creep and homosexual.

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u/BarrelllRider Jul 31 '26

gay creep. Congrats

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u/joennizgo Jul 31 '26

I thought this was gonna be an advert for better fabric quality or something, lol.

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u/Affectionate-Crow605 Jul 31 '26

I also thought it was color. The one on the left looks navy, and the one on the right looks somewhere between navy and black.

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u/Gammaman12 Aug 01 '26

I do tend to read things from top to bottom. My bad.