r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 30 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah what’s the difference in the skirts and why am I a creep

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

u/Less_Psychology6605, your post does belong here!

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u/Gammaman12 Jul 30 '26

I thought it was the color. Am I a creep or gay?

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u/zed42 Jul 30 '26

if you can see a difference in color, then i hate to break it to you, but you might be gay...

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u/Gammaman12 Jul 30 '26

I'll go tell my wife...

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u/Senior-Tackle-437 Jul 30 '26

Plot twist, she's gay too

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u/zed42 Jul 30 '26

i saw that season of for all mankind :)

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u/quantumjedi Jul 30 '26

let us know how that goes

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u/zed42 Jul 30 '26

i'm sure she'll be happy to know after N years...

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u/Monir5265 Jul 30 '26

Don’t forget to break it down to your wife’s boyfriend you just happen to be sleeping with too either

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u/DescriptionIll5227 Jul 30 '26

I also will go tell this guy's wife

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u/EsteemedHunter Jul 30 '26

Thought it was the colour too.

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u/yoshi_thomasias Jul 30 '26

Not realizing how differences in lighting can make the same piece of clothing look darker makes you stereotypically more straight actually, seeing how only us queers can have fun hobbies like drawing

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u/Much_Chance7951 Jul 30 '26

I NOTICED IT AS WELL, the one on the right seems darker

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u/Unscheduled_Morbs Jul 30 '26

You might just have a very low "Just Noticeable Difference". https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/ (If you plan on doing the test, I recommend turning your screen brightness all the way up).

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u/AbsurdRedundant Jul 30 '26

The difference is that one of the skirts is slightly shorter (the one on the right), with the implication that the differences are so close that the person who can see that it’s shorter might be a creep because they’re obsessive and/or judgmental and/or leering at women. But the response is that it’s a visual puzzle, and that somebody might just play it as a game, instead of thinking about it as commentary on women’s bodies and how they are evaluated in society.

But the original ad said “might be”. So I don’t get the big deal. People are always saying to me, “Bryan, I think you might be an alcoholic“, which is fine, because I might. I’m not, but it’s at least theoretically possible.

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u/fredjutsu Jul 30 '26

But if i don't drink at all and someone says "fred, you might be an alcoholic" I think it's fair to address the false characterization as well.

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u/Slam-JamSam Jul 30 '26

And if a stranger offers you a beer at a party, it’s not fair to call you an alcoholic for accepting

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u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini Jul 30 '26

That sounds like something a burgeoning alcoholic might say 😠
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u/zedchowder Jul 30 '26

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics are trying to stop.

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u/Magic_Bluejay Jul 31 '26

I just abuse alcohol and drugs because they fucking deserve it

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u/ricksenburg Jul 31 '26

Damn wish I had an award to give!

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u/Bush_Hiders Jul 30 '26

I think the person out here making these claims might be an idiot

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u/splithoofiewoofies Jul 30 '26

My GP recently told me to cut down on my drinking.

I drink two drinks a year.

I was like...wtf do you want me to do, never drink again? And she said oh no no no you can have a drink now and again. Like a glass of wine once or twice a week

And I was like...but that would increase my drinking by 50-100x. Why would you tell me to drink less and then tell me to drink more?

"Oh it's just good advice to give anyone" she replies...as if it made any damn sense with that statement.

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u/yesterday_morning Jul 31 '26

That's so weird. Do you think she may have misheard you? Maybe she thought you said "two drinks a day"

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u/PrincessCellyBelly Jul 30 '26

Ooooh.

Been staring at this for a minute like

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u/Smooth_Tomato_784 Jul 31 '26

Staring at skirts for a minute? Pervert!

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u/1_________________11 Jul 31 '26

Im still not convinced they aren't the same

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u/Consistent_Point_853 Jul 30 '26

Anyone with eyes may notice a discrepancy in an article of clothing that a person is wearing. There's nothing creepy about that. Policing what girls wear is creepy.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Jul 30 '26

[And anyone with a nose may notice a discrepancy in the smell of a girl's hair when she's switched from her usual conditioner to a new one, but dare to formulate that observation out loud and it's so over for you, you are officially and forevermore… "creepy, lol". That little lol at the end really is the final nail in your social coffin. There is no appeal.

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u/YonderWindow364 Jul 30 '26

Noticing is fine, commenting on it aloud to her when you aren’t that close or she doesn’t want to be close with you is what makes it creepy most times

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u/MD_HF Jul 31 '26

I knew this was gonna be about ishigami as soon as I read the word conditioner.

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u/Budget_Meaning1410 Jul 30 '26

Fair.

In which case, this might be a self-congratulatory fashion app virtue-signaling for more of peoples $$$

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u/3381024 Jul 30 '26

Apparently I am might be a creep because I can spot the difference between two pics :-|

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u/NorthernVale Jul 30 '26

But it's not shorter. I've seen this image enough that I've measured

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u/DoubleExposure Jul 30 '26

The picture is not square to the billboard. It is a 2d image on a flat surface photographed at an angle which squews perspective.

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u/Assupoika Jul 30 '26

Yeah, I'm doing my infallible crossed eye picture superimposing and I'd say they are the same picture.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Jul 30 '26

The one on the right also has a wider hem. Is it trying to subliminally say that fat girls are easy? Shame on these billboard makers.

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u/CustomDeaths1 Jul 30 '26

I believe that the right is a cropped version of the left. They removed maybe 1-2 inches then enlarged the image to make them similar. I think it was digital because some of the folds appear similar but are closer to the bottom edge on the right.

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u/historyhill Jul 30 '26

I don't think the original ad is what the second person was responding to, I think they were responding to the tweet "calling you out." That's unnecessary when that is, in fact, a difference between the two

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u/Goat_gutz Jul 30 '26

It’s basically just trying to say you’re a creep for noticing a difference at all. It’s a poorly designed ad, it’s blatantly ignorant. Like what Happy Potato said “you can’t just challenge me to a spot the difference game, then get mad at me for getting the right answer.” And the fact that a fashion app is using this sort of advertising is just piss-poor on their end.

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u/Gizogin Jul 31 '26

Oh, the ad is perfectly designed. It's deliberately inflammatory to get more people to share it online, getting them way more exposure for the cost of a single billboard.

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u/CRYST4LF1G8T3R Jul 30 '26

Why they piss on the poor tho?

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u/zzoneless Jul 30 '26

Ones on the left, ones on the right

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u/old_irish87 Jul 30 '26

You. Disgust. Me.

Creep.

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u/Kim_jung_unstoppable Jul 31 '26

YOU NEED TO LEAVE

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u/Adventurous-Year-176 Jul 30 '26

"If your brain immediately went to the length of the skirt"

it might be because the ad says "skirt lengths" on it.

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u/No-Wish-7258 Jul 30 '26

Also, they made that the easiest difference to spot.
Like if there are any other differences in the skirt, you'd have to look real close to see them.

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u/jamescisv Jul 30 '26

I feel like this is a perfect illustration of late-stage capitalism.

We're all here arguing about who the micro-aggressor is, what it means to be a feminist, whether we're accidentally a part of the problem just because we can see one skirt is, possibly, shorter than the other, and WE'RE ALL JUST IGNORING THE FACT THAT THIS IS AN ADVERT USING INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY JUST TO SELL MORE SHIT!!

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u/Monolexic Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Worst part is, it worked. It started a conversation, and now we all know about an online store I doubt most of us have ever heard of before, despite their "number 1" claim.

Edit: OK Some of you are way too literal. We don't "all" know the name of the company or where to download the app. But a lot more people know it exists than did before, and if some of those people had the saw the ad and thought the skirts fit their style, and then saw the conversation and discovered it wasn't a just PSA, those people now know of a company they didn't know before. That's where the ad is a success. An ad is never going to draw in everyone who sees it. It's only going to draw in some of the target market.

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u/IFoundThisBug Jul 30 '26

I don’t think so. Sure we started a conversation but I don’t have a clue what brand this is advertising.

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u/peeve-r Jul 31 '26

I'm with you on this one. Looked at the post multiple times to check the proposed answers in the comments, but if you asked me what brand made the ad, I can't tell you shit. Lmao

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u/Straight_Hurry_1116 Jul 31 '26

genuinely had to scroll back up to even see the brand cause my brain skipped over it

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jul 30 '26

I didn't notice this was an actual ad and not like a government PSA until i looked again after reading this comment

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u/Informal_Union2649 Jul 30 '26

Is this even a real advert? Probably just a digital image designed to get more engagement by using a "spot the difference" game with no real difference.

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u/itsallfake01 Jul 30 '26

Its always us vs them, he vs she, left vs right. They are getting publicity and free marketing

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u/NebulaNomadX1 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Hello, Serial Designation N here!

The difference is the stitches on hem of the left skirt

The main reason you would be labeled a “creep” is for noticing any difference at all, and obsessing over a piece of clothing

N out!

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u/HkayakH Jul 30 '26

however on the sign it says

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u/k0an Jul 30 '26

Exactly, the whole point of the ad is the lengths are slightly different. The one on the right is shorter (I’m a creep).

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u/The_memeperson Jul 30 '26

Are you also a weirdo?

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u/natural_imbecility Jul 30 '26

What the hell is he doing here?

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u/DeepInShallow Jul 30 '26

He doesn’t belong here.

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u/DollAnimals Jul 30 '26

She's running out the gaaaatte

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u/SeekerOfSerenity Jul 31 '26

Fact:  that song has the highest rate of people singing the wrong lyrics of any song.  

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u/MrPinkle Jul 31 '26

G B C Cm

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u/Hot_Glass_6301 Jul 30 '26

So much for feminism. Capitalists gonna capitalize

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u/eisbock Jul 31 '26

Guess I'm a creep for knowing how to read?

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u/Dukeronomy Jul 30 '26

Why would this make someone a creep?

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u/baby_got_yak Jul 30 '26

As a fan of puzzles and brain teasers, this billboard greatly offends me. It literally gives you the answer at the bottom! What the fuck, give me a chance to get it by myself. It might take me a bit, but I can be a creep without your help.

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u/Academic-Bakers- Jul 30 '26

Plus it ignores the fact that someone can tell the difference and still not give a shit.

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u/beepbeepsheepbot Jul 30 '26

The billboard asked me to spot a difference and then called me a creep for finding the difference, da fuq?

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u/ParadoXPlatypus Jul 30 '26

I know, right? If you want to put the answer at the bottom, you need to at the very least reverse it! This lack of puzzle etiquette is atrocious. Smh

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u/CathrinFelinal Jul 30 '26

"I don't care if you want to cross-dress, but buy your own stuff instead of borrowing mine!"

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u/ZealousidealChair900 Jul 30 '26

Honestly that's just when ya'll get cute matching sets

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u/Urbane_One Jul 30 '26

Matching outfits can be very romantic!

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Jul 30 '26

I mean it really is rude to be stretching out his good stuff

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u/Grimwaldo82 Jul 31 '26

I honestly thought one was a skirt and the other was supposed to be a kilt and was looking for that difference . But to each their own creepiness.

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u/Doom_Balloon Jul 30 '26

And that’s the beginning of “Psycho”

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u/nozextra Jul 31 '26

I love when people delete previous commets and context is gone

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u/Doom_Balloon Jul 31 '26

That’s so bizarre that they would remove that.

It was “she told me to take off her skirt, so I took it off. Then she told me to take off her shoes, so I took those off too. Then she told me to take off her bra and underwear, so I did. Then she told me she never wanted to catch me wearing her clothes again.”

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u/nozextra Jul 31 '26

See, now idk if you're doing a bit or you're just repeating it, but it's funny no matter what

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '26

so that was why my Pink Angora Sweater was stretched out....

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Jul 30 '26

Someone may have just been cosplaying Clueless

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u/Useful-DevineCause Jul 31 '26

🤦🏻‍♀️ humanity/society is not ready for this shit as a whole. And to roll it out with so little safeguards and forethought into how it would affect ppl…. Because they wanted to see. We’re the guinea pigs as usual.

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u/issuesuponissues Jul 30 '26

I think just about anyone would. You can't just imply there are differences and then get upset when someone looks for them.

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u/Noselessmonk Jul 30 '26

If both skirts were on 2 people going by me, I probably wouldn't think about it.

On a sign, side by side, on a plain white background where it's specifically talking about the differences? Stupid.

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u/Yelloeisok Jul 30 '26

I still don’t see the difference.

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u/curtcolt95 Jul 30 '26

there's like an inch strip of slightly different colour on the left skirt at the bottom, presumably that means the left is the longer one

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 30 '26

They're trying to make a point in the worst way possible here.

We've all played spot the difference, we're all wired to want to spot the difference.

Are we sure a Redditor didn't come up with that ad campaign? Because I've seen thousands of people try to make points exactly like this over the years.

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u/mekamoari Jul 30 '26

It also says stop caring about skirt lengths right on the ad, which basically means almost everybody will be looking at the lengths.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 Jul 30 '26

Are they different lengths? The difference is so minute I wasn't sure.

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u/mekamoari Jul 30 '26

I don't think so, it's just an ad constructed in a dumbass way. Good point, bad implementation.

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u/Chendii Jul 30 '26

Yeah it takes me a minute to spot such a minute difference.

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u/AriBanana Jul 31 '26

The ad literally tells you to spot the difference.

It's like Picard and the lights. You want me to pretend those are the same skirt? They're not. I'm a woman of a certain age, and I'd only even try on one of them. And not because of the stitching.

It is a very ineffective ad. "If you do the thing we are asking you to do, you're a perv!"

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u/Illustrious_Nobody71 Jul 31 '26

As someone with zero fashion sense but a dire need to know... what's the difference?

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u/spunquee Jul 30 '26

I honestly believe we could solve a lot of problems in this country if we stop teaching kids spot the difference and instead taught kids spot the things that are the same.

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u/DamnZodiak Jul 30 '26

They're trying to make a point in the worst way possible here.

Considering this is an ad by a coupon app, "the point" is likely to generate interest and/or controversy.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 30 '26

Good catch, I completely missed that. I assumed it was for some non-profit or something.

Yeah, they're a coupon company in India. I'm not even sure this is real knowing that.

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u/Doomeye56 Jul 30 '26

Its literally one of the earliest children's puzzles. We have been trained for this.

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u/tw1nkle Jul 30 '26

It says you might be a creep. You might not!

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u/ElvenOmega Jul 30 '26

I'm so confused how it translates into the real world. Am I not supposed to notice someone hiked a piece of clothing up or changed into a different article of clothing?

Is this why women often get like 5 inches cut off their hair and nobody comments on it? NTs just actually don't notice or what!?

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u/briber67 Jul 30 '26

You're supposed to do two things:

1) notice the difference

2) act like you didn't

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u/DarthUrbosa Jul 30 '26

Confusing social signals frying neurodivergent people, name a more iconic duo

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u/DomDomPop Jul 31 '26

And this right here is the thing. So very much of our human society is based on dishonesty, and rather than actually doing something constructive about that over time, we’ve made a conscious effort to move towards it. “Oh you can’t say that”, and next thing you know people have been repeating BS enough that they believe it, and the people around them believe it, and everyone is pretending that things are a certain way purely for the sake of comfort and not because it’s actually true.

I heard someone say something recently that really gave me pause: the generation that comes up with BS KNOWS it’s BS. They say it because they’re supposed to say it, do it because they’re supposed to do it, but everyone is still aware, deep down, that they’re being dishonest in exchange for comfort. The kids who learn it next, however, don’t have that context. They genuinely believe the BS that comes out of the mouths of marketers, politicians, the media, whoever else, because they don’t have the context. They don’t know the game. The shortest game of telephone possible and immediately the truth is lost. That is, as they say, a very big problem.

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u/tapeness Jul 31 '26

Not autistic and did the same thing. If someone says spot a difference i look for it! (But also I didnt see it bc it would have required a deep zoom in so i just popped into the comments to cheat)

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u/Jollyfroggy Jul 30 '26

Boss:

Maybe Jerry wants to attach Gemma?

Me: Sure, what do you think he wants to attach Gemma to?

Boss:...

Me:...

Boss: was that a joke?

Me: sure was, I knew exactly what you meant haha.

Also Me: note to ask Jerry about whatever the fuck that was.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 30 '26

My mind immediately went to skirt length because the fucking billboard literally told me to lol

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u/7yphoid Jul 30 '26

It's Gen Z moral puritanism at its finest.

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u/HoldUpPal Jul 30 '26

Seriously, angry responders to this…? You’re angry at a silly stream of puns? (“material”, “FABRICated”, “SKIRTing”)…

You’re really hemming yourself in with these kinds of responses.

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u/four100eighty9 Jul 30 '26

Sew what? This whole thing is darn stupid.

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u/Jbird444523 Jul 30 '26

Somebody's pleatsed with themselves. It's the thimble things in life.

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u/Low-Palpitation-9916 Jul 30 '26

If liking girls in short pleated skirts makes me a creep, I'll own the title. It's not my fault I went through puberty in Catholic school.

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u/defproc Jul 30 '26

Me: hmm.. is that one slightly darker? oh, wait, i think that one's a little bit... oh no. what the hell am i doing heeere? i don't belong heeere

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u/purpleplums901 Jul 30 '26

I mean this is literally an advert. Its only point is to sell clothes. The messaging is because they know there’s a fuck ton of people who think this way. If you notice one skirt is shorter than another skirt, you aren’t a creep. Making a whole thing about it is another difference. But this ‘let’s make everything a culture war’ fad has gone on so long it’s no longer a fad and is now being used as a marketing tool. Isn’t modern life great…..

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u/issuesuponissues Jul 30 '26

Because it's a Kafka trap. Saying "hold on, I'm not a creep" also makes you a creep. Sorry, thats just how it works.

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '26

so it's a catch 22?

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u/issuesuponissues Jul 30 '26

Yep, the only winning move is to not play.

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '26

how about a nice game of chess?

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u/Semisemitic Jul 30 '26

It wouldn’t. If you noticed the difference, you might be a creep. If you didn’t, you still have the exact same odds of being a creep.

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '26

what the hell am I doing here?

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u/Mikeman003 Jul 30 '26

You don't belong here...

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u/aphoenixsunrise Jul 30 '26

Many schools constantly surveil girls & young women clothes, schools which have a majority of men in charge.

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u/GailynStarfire Jul 30 '26

And that is creepy, no arguement there. But to put up a picture of two items of clothing that aren't inherently sexual, and saying if you have enough basic pattern recognition to tell them apart, you must be a creep instead of someone with working eyes. 

Had they put the skirts on a model to demonstrate the difference, I think people might get the point better, but I'm not sure if it would be the point they were intending.

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u/Separate_Worth_7326 Jul 30 '26

What country are you in? Schools are run by old cat ladies

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 Jul 30 '26

There are more women in school administrative roles than men, including principles. Unless you’re talking specifically about super intendants, that’s the one area where there are more men than women in school leadership positions.

Education at large is a female dominated field in the US with 69% of school administrative roles being held by women.

I saw my fair share of female teachers slut shaming female students coming up. It’s not just men oppressing women.

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u/Desperate_Object_677 Jul 30 '26

This is the right answer.

For people who argue that the board challenged them to a where's Waldo match and then got called a creep: so neurotypical people would see this and then give up because they look the same. You were supposed to go "these are so similar, who cares?" And then realize that the people who constantly surveiling the legs of girls are weird.

Now, if you got caught up thinking it was a game, and getting frustrated, that's because the ad is not super good at making it's point. So. Skill issue on their part.

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u/Particular_Title42 Jul 30 '26

You were supposed to go "these are so similar, who cares?"

Anyone who's seen The Devil Wears Prada knows you don't say that.

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u/bolanrox Jul 30 '26

like that blue dress you got at tj maxx.. that started with the cobalt collection we curated 6 years ago..

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u/Dukeronomy Jul 30 '26

Thats where I'm at. I think its just a bad ad. And its trying to sell a fashion app? wtf

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u/Difficult-Let-1314 Jul 30 '26

I went to an all boys school with a strict dress code, I don't remember anyone calling it sexist.

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u/Benkosayswhat Jul 30 '26

It wouldn’t, it’s just typical sexism

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u/dbmonkey Jul 31 '26

Btw, I am a huge creep and I was unable to spot that difference. So this test is bad in both respects.

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u/FreshLiterature Jul 30 '26

I mean....the billboard is literally proposing "spot the difference"

It doesn't say "you shouldn't be looking for a difference here..it's just clothes" or something to that effect.

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u/ecafyelims Jul 30 '26

This means that the person who made the billboard "might" be a creep!

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u/bobbymcpresscot Jul 30 '26

I feel like this is a sign that reading comprehension might very well be dead.

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u/Competitive_Goat4250 Jul 30 '26

This isn’t the answer though

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u/ohbyerly Jul 30 '26

How is this incorrect answer the top response

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u/FungalMirror3 Jul 30 '26

Fr this is dumb as fuck, the point of the ad is that one is shorter and it even calls out the lengths of the skirts - there is no difference in hemming

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u/Annual_Fishing_9400 Jul 30 '26

i am a woman and the only thing i noticed was the skirt length, i genuinely can't see a difference in any ther way. i don't see the stitching difference, help 😭

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u/VariousClassroom8056 Jul 30 '26

I'm afraid you're a creep now the, but the first step is acceptance 🙏 /s

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u/unavailable-mango Jul 31 '26

Honestly I thought the difference was the color (it might just be my computer though)

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u/AFunAliasS Jul 31 '26

You don't see a stitching difference because there is no stitching difference and OP is just making shit up. The point of the ad is clearly that the two skirts are different lengths, it even literally says, "This Women's Day, stop caring about skirt lengths" at the bottom of the billboard.

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u/TruculentTurtIe Jul 30 '26

HEY YOU! LOOK AT THESE TWO THINGS. COMPARE THEM! ARE THEY DIFFERENT OR THE SAME?????? DIFFERNT OR THE SAAAAMMMMEEE?!?!?!

"uh. Idk. examines closely for a full minute a bit different?"

You. Fucking. Pervert. Youre going to jail.

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u/Casiquire Jul 30 '26

The stitching is identical. It is an identical image which was slightly digitally squashed to make the one on the right appear shorter

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL Jul 30 '26

The issue is the fact theyre asking you to spot the difference

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u/TallDetail4711 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I thought for sure one of the two was very slightly shorter, I had not noticed stitches.

To be fair, it says "you might".

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u/gwildor Jul 30 '26

one of them uses better color safe detergent, no?

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u/Exciting_Product7858 Jul 31 '26

The difference is the stitches on hem of the left skirt

it literally looks like the same picture. folds and all are freaking same

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u/LulaSupremacy Jul 30 '26

Creep

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u/He-With-No-Name Jul 30 '26

Saw that coming

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u/DoctorMedieval Jul 30 '26

Weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?

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u/WisteriaUndertheSun Jul 30 '26

I'm a hobbyist character designer. Skirt length is kind of an important thing to consider, and that's why I noticed it

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u/sisyphus-333 Jul 30 '26

Hey everybody! Look at my giant billboard saying spot the difference! We even have the answer in the corner

Btw if you spot the difference, or looked at the answer you're burning in hell forever.

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u/ake-n-bake Jul 30 '26

One is actually an upside down hat

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u/Orbax Jul 30 '26

The one of the left is known as an "Ishikatori" skirt in Japan and is widely used by female students through high school age. It sits right at the knee and meets decency standards.

The one on the RIGHT, however, is known as "Nureta futomomo" style (wet thigh is the rough translation). It's several inches shorter and is used in questionable age pornography because it uses a heavy duty stitch across the pleats so that if any portion of it is lifted the entire edge goes up with it. Original inspiration for it was from "Tomodachi to biriyādo" hentai (pool with friends) a notoriously dark fan fic where a guy trying to get with 3 school girls ends up torn to shreds by them as they are demons.

Now, all of that is made up, and I'm guessing the one on the right is shorter, I couldn't tell anything else.

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u/stumblon Jul 30 '26

Nice save at the end there, creep

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u/Deep90 Jul 30 '26

I was expecting to read about nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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u/Tick___Tock Jul 30 '26

almost went through a table there

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u/UnfairAdvantage Jul 30 '26

Oh god dammit, I actually was like, "oh, okay, that's an answer that actually makes sense and..."

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u/Orbax Jul 30 '26

Sorry lol. With all the language translation work I could probably have just actually researched it!

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u/EnTyme53 Jul 30 '26

Given what sub this is on, I read this in the voice of Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa.

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u/LedditResearch Jul 31 '26

If you now look up  Ishikatori skirt your definition pops up, so you are now the leading authority on this. I might as well add my two cents.

Tetsuya Tamadachi, a principal at a large school in Tokyo in the 1920s was a strong proponent of the  Ishikatori skirt  after observing young school boys wearing long robes as a display of authority. The girls wanted to partake as well but it eventually became a tripping hazard so long skirts and robes were eventually banned in the classroom. As a result, the defined limit of length became the  Ishikatori skirt which also upheld the modesty standards. 

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u/Remote-Lake578 Jul 30 '26

I knew it was bullshit the moment you didn't use the term "serafuku"

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u/TEST_PLZ_IGNORE Jul 31 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/fredjutsu Jul 30 '26

Looks like an ad board calling most women creeps...

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u/big_sugi Jul 30 '26

One is black, and one is a slightly darker black.

I have a turtleneck in each of those colors.

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u/X-1701 Jul 30 '26

I didn't invent the turtleneck, u/big_sugi, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

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u/christrogon Jul 30 '26

Billboard: Spot the difference

Random autist: Spots the difference

Random woman: You fucking creep!

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u/Ok_Diver2347 Jul 30 '26

It’s the same picture.

Don’t care 🤷

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u/Ok_Raisin_2395 Jul 30 '26

It's misandrist bullshit lol who cares what they mean

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u/bigjohnstud11111 Jul 30 '26

Toxic femininity

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u/complainaboutwork Jul 30 '26

I guess the one on the right is an inch shorter?

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u/PlatinumFire14 Jul 30 '26

Ah yes.

“ let’s support X by creating further hate against Y instead of actually supporting X “ all in order to promote a savings app.

I see modern feminism is still going strong.
I do feel sorry for those who actually made a difference.

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u/Lonely_MuffinXo Jul 30 '26

No idea, but I don't think there is a difference

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u/keddesh Jul 30 '26

Maybe one is newer? The left one looks ever-so-slightly lighter. Could just be an angle thing.

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u/Cmoibenlepro123 Jul 30 '26

The difference is clearly that the one on the left is a bit lighter shade of blue and the one on the right a bit darker shade of gray.

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u/hamburgerpancake Jul 30 '26

the one on the right looks a bit darker?? idk im confused myself

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u/Wraithbourn Jul 30 '26

Calling somebody a creep for trying to spot the difference that you asked them to spot is a bit of a dick move. It’s kinda like asking somebody if they are still beating their wife.

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u/mrjake777 Jul 30 '26

Even being told what the difference is. I still can't see it. Guess I'm in the clear.

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