r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 27d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/AncientCrust 27d ago

Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff

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u/dprophet34 27d ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

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u/athalwolf506 27d ago

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

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u/GriSciuridae 27d ago

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 27d ago

metaphorically or literally?

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u/GriSciuridae 27d ago

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

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u/MavenDeo69 26d ago

It's ancient Greece. What do you think?

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u/atom_helio 26d ago

Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy

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u/CourseNegative8381 27d ago

According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend

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u/PANEBringer 27d ago

Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference...

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u/SpoddyCoder 27d ago

Squeal piggy!!

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u/hjvelvet 27d ago

Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality

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u/glitteringfeathers 27d ago

No homo in both Greek and Latin

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u/fgzhtsp 27d ago

Ancient greek wisdom

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u/dquizzle 26d ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

You just saved me so much on aversion therapy!

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 26d ago

As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway".

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u/crank_peeper 25d ago

The ancient Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who first thought to include womenfolk

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u/mesoziocera 27d ago

You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE"

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u/Emotional_Trash_9687 27d ago

it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 27d ago

No you just must maintain eye contact with the person across from you so it’s not gay

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u/Ill-GottenBooty 27d ago

Exactly. If you’re maintaining eye contact you can’t look at each others weiners while you’re doing it. Not gay.

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u/kaos-mantra 27d ago

Exactly! You gotta whisper "No homo" as you both...finish..to make it less awkward.

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u/Akarin_rose 27d ago

Well before they had circles it was called oblongjerks

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u/Particular_Title42 27d ago

Tell me more about the time before circles.

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u/Akarin_rose 27d ago

It's a not a story a Jedi would tell you

So I can't, because I am a Jedi

Hands are tied

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u/LostTerminal 27d ago

I heard tell of the first triangle, but everybody was side-eyeing each other. No trust at all.

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u/hofmann419 27d ago

Worth mentioning that ancient Greece had a very different view on sexuality. They didn't really differentiate between gay and straight. Men having sex with other men was a standard practice.

It definitely opens up some very interesting questions on sexuality.

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u/worcestr 27d ago

someone is going to enthusiastically volunteer to catch the semen with their mouth to not waste protein in their diet while saying "no homo" after each load

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u/MisterSplu 27d ago

10 of those years were besieging troy tbf, and after 12 almost all/all of his crew was dead and he was chilling with calypso.

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u/Sepplord 26d ago

Whatever you say, but from my POV you are just looking for reasons to jump into a Gay Orgie

Which is totally fine, but just leave me alone…I’ll be over there, not masturbating, until you have stopped making noises

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u/AncientCrust 26d ago

Not even a quiet "oh my" or "yamahama?"

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u/Sepplord 26d ago

Please, come on man.

It’s the only hour in the day they stop, can you just let me mastirbate in peace now? 

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u/Total_Network6312 27d ago

Boats are very dark beneath deck especially at night

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 27d ago

The double Dutch rudder isn’t gay! It’s genius! 

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u/Confident-Stand5453 26d ago

Well, they werent on the boats for the majority of that time.

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u/Azkul_Lok 26d ago

MFers in boitcamo couldn't last 2 months. These dudes in the boat 100% perked it infront of each other

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u/snoodhead 26d ago

Think about how submariners do it.

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u/BigCSFan 26d ago

Big jump up from jerking it with your friends to getting off by sticking it up their bum hole

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u/AncientCrust 26d ago

"I tripped"

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u/FinnFem 26d ago

Well they had 20 years of time

(According to the post, haven't watched myself)

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u/Efficient-State-7300 26d ago

That's where the coxswain comes in.

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u/Lime1028 26d ago

They went ashore a lot.