Whyyyy peter?

[u/chirantaniga]

[u/sivartimus]

Yes but we have Sherpas for that

[u/NotGonnaRage → u/sivartimus]

With rockets so it's faster

[u/oryx_za → u/NotGonnaRage]

Have we just solved unemployment in nepal?

[u/Acceptingoptimist → u/oryx_za]

It's the perpetual motion machine right under our noses.

[u/somethingmorecrazy → u/Acceptingoptimist]

Its just sherpas all the way down.

[u/Viscount61 → u/somethingmorecrazy]

How about a steam catapult instead of an electromagnetic one?

[u/SentientAnarchy → u/Viscount61]

[u/Viscount61 → u/SentientAnarchy]

Excellent.

[u/TheWooshiii → u/SentientAnarchy]

I would prefer my Amazon package be delivered by rocket sherpa from now on. How do I speak to Jeff Bezos about this quadrillion dollar idea immediately?
And it will only save us more money if we launch the sherpas from the top of mountains!

[u/Jazzlike-Disaster-33 → u/Viscount61]

She said, What is history?
And he said, History is an angel Being blown
Backwards
Into the future

He said: History is a pile of debris
And the angel wants to go back and fix things
To repair the things that have been broken
But there is a storm blowing from Paradise

And the storm keeps blowing the angel
Backwards
Into the future

And this storm, this storm Is called
Progress

- Laurie Anderson, The dream before

[u/Enigmatic_Erudite → u/Viscount61]

Have we tried nuclear? The Plumbub manhole cover had enough Speed to leave Earths orbit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plumbbob

Before anyone feels the need to mention it, yes they did consider using small nuclear explosions to put things in space.

https://futurism.com/nuclear-bombs-and-shuttles-the-plausibility-of-propelling-a-craft-by-nuclear-explosions-2

[u/optykali → u/somethingmorecrazy]

Also, It's easier (and cheaper) to grow Sherpas than mountains.

[u/Maelou → u/Acceptingoptimist]

As they say, the hardest with perpetual motion machines is hiding the sherpa

[u/LifeTie800 → u/Acceptingoptimist]

The difficulty with building a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the rocket powered Sherpa.

[u/Acceptingoptimist → u/LifeTie800]

Man, if I had a dollar for every time that came up when I was building one.

[u/oryx_za → u/LifeTie800]

Listen, I don't know what you are saying....but what ever sherpa number you have in your head ...double it.

My goal is that by 2035 humanities workforce will be 50% AI, 50% sherpa.

[u/InterestingPay9446 → u/oryx_za]

What percent rocket?

[u/oryx_za → u/InterestingPay9446]

It's all rocket.

[u/Nut_Job_Maniac → u/Acceptingoptimist]

You mean perpetual Sherpa machine?

[u/Leather-Squirrel-421 → u/Nut_Job_Maniac]

“Sherpetual Motion Machine” was right there

[u/wildjakes → u/Leather-Squirrel-421]

swing and a miss

[u/Substantial_Disk1706 → u/wildjakes]

Hey batta batta hey batta batta SWING ⚾️

[u/Tino-DBA → u/Acceptingoptimist]

If you tie two sherpas together back to back…

[u/Rude-Poetry5574 → u/Acceptingoptimist]

We can provide a Sherpa for each Sherpa. The Sherpa’s Sherpa

[u/New-Resident3385 → u/Acceptingoptimist]

Nepalpetual motion.... dont worry on my way out already.

[u/Latter_Ad5697 → u/Acceptingoptimist]

Have anyone thought of fitting the perpetual motion machine with rockets