r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kappethimm • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter...

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I know gojo and i know bonnie blue but i can't understand the connection.

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

Poor kid will never know who is daddy is. And he will find out how his mom was a whore.

Get that therapist ready on speed dial, because when the time comes, kid's gonna need it.

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u/Steve0Yo 1d ago

Remember Mrs. Cartman from South Park?

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u/LT48 1d ago

Liane Cartman is a nun compared to this gigawhore.

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u/TAMCL 1d ago

That's not fair, Cartman's mom only had access to a limited dating pool

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u/Cutlesnap 1d ago

now now, a thousand men only makes her a kilowhore.

to become a gigawhore she'd have to fuck a billion men, that's just not feasible in a lifetime.

becoming a megawhore however...

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u/puskunk 1d ago

Spitting in a tube and sending it to ancestry takes five minutes.

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

what are the chances all 1000+ dudee are in the system. shit was like a free for all. just show up and dump your load.

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u/shitty_owl_lamp 1d ago

Wait. Did she confirm she got pregnant from that 1,000 stunt or are you just assuming?

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

I stand corrected. it was one of the 400 men that took part in a breeding event.

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u/seehorn_actual 1d ago

In a what now?……

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

You read that correctly. She had a "breeding event". Basically, she decided to churn 400 samples of baby batter in one one special place.

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u/seehorn_actual 1d ago

That doesn’t seem very responsible

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u/adcsuc 1d ago

🤢

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u/puskunk 1d ago

You don't need to be in the system. I found my grandmother from her cousin having done the test.

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u/Cum_Fart42069 1d ago

tbh I've had this theory for a few years now, I think it's possible that everyone's mom has had sex. 

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

hand to forehead...smack.

1000+ in less than a day?

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u/Slumminwhitey 1d ago

Some are just better at it guess 🤷

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u/v_e_x 1d ago

Do you want awesome porn or not?

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

that's not awesome. it's like watching a hot dog eating contest. it's like ..what's the point.

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u/v_e_x 1d ago

Nothing pleases me more than watching someone stretch the limits of what is possible ...

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u/Cum_Fart42069 1d ago

ok fair that was only for the real legends 

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u/CKtheFourth 1d ago

the fuck did you just say about my mom...

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u/Fluffy_Internal8893 1d ago

It was a secret between you two?

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u/dr__paco 1d ago

Nothing wrong with having sex in a commited relationship. Not the same as having sex with 1000 men and making a porn video for money LMAO.

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u/Cum_Fart42069 1d ago

yeah one of those is a lot more impressive than the other 

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u/Confident-Durian1853 1d ago

The baby needs to be removed from her care. 

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago edited 19h ago

Now now...hold up. Maybe having a baby might make her more responsible and keep the shop closed for a while. Let's all give the new mommy a fair chance at a normal life./s

edit: fixed

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u/SaltyLonghorn 23h ago

She had a chance at a normal life. She chose to to fuck 1000 guys in a day to get pregnant. Once you explain that to the kid you realize the kid never had a chance.

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u/Confident-Durian1853 19h ago

Her getting pregnant shouldve been the “I need to be responsible” point in life. I got pregnant unplanned during a very irresponsible point in life. I did nothing but work 24/7 and smoke a fuck ton of weed. I never wanted kids either. When I got pregnant and my husband and I decided to move forward I immediately got my shit together. 

Being pregnant and drinking piss and getting ganbanged constantly is a direct threat to your unborn child. 

She absolutely is not going to get her act together. That baby deserves to be prioritized. 

Also have you heard her interviews?? She’s shallow as shit and completely oblivious to the consequences of her actions 

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u/flat_6astard 19h ago

I should have put an /s so everyone knows I was being sarcastic.

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u/Confident-Durian1853 8h ago

Oh lmfaoooooo 

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u/HarrMada 1d ago

Poor kid will never know who is daddy is. And he will find out how his mom was a whore.

You think somehow this is a unique position to be in? There has probably been hundreds of million of children who has been in the same position. I think you're overreacting.

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

Not when your mom is Bonnie Blue, famous for something particular. Things resurface - it will have an impact down the line.

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u/HarrMada 1d ago

Ok I guess? So the same with every single celebrity child? Not only within western history but across all cultures and all civilization? I still think you're overreacting, people don't really care as much as you think they do. Also, you think children of pornstars/prostitutes are somehow the only children that get bullied? Children get picked on regardless of who their parents are.

By talking about it, you're increasing the chance of the kid will be picked on. Leave the kid alone.

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

It's not the missing dad part or single parent part. It's the part about being raised by a woman that is an edge case of all edge cases when it comes to what most of society considers a normal upbringing.

And in all cases, most of them end up needing some kind of therapy, whether it is paid professionals, drinking, drugs, guns, or whatever people do to communicate and let off some steam.

I come from a family with BOTH parents. Raised perfectly fine, and even I have days where I question certain aspects of my life and partake in ways to channel away that negative energy.

But if my mom was an OF gal known for the infamous 1000+ guys in a day, and then finding out you were the result of 400 guys using your mom as a cum dump, with hopes of making you, all for the sake of subscribers, there are definitely some questionable choices that will have a high probability of impacting that kids life. Imagine being in HS, and getting teased "hey can we all come over and fuck you mom like the good ol days...lol".

Maybe my ethics and morals are a bit different then yours. Maybe my foresight about what that kid is going to go through might be different. Doesn't change the emotional risks that kid is going to be put through at some point.

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u/Longjumping_Level347 1d ago

What will the therapist gonna fkn do?

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

Cope with mommy issues.

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u/Forsaken_Distance777 1d ago

I think they have a decent chance of getting a match on some ancestry website.

But that doesn’t change how weird everything else about it is

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u/flat_6astard 1d ago

porbably. might get a common cousin match and go down the rabbit hole from there. how do you even open on that one...

" hey, do you have a cousin that fucked my mom with 399 other dudes. its was all over the internet back in the day. she went by the name of bonnie blue. anyways, shows we're related. Get back to when you can, fam!"