The caption jokes that the baby is Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen because the mother famously claimed to have slept with over 1,000 guys. Since the dad's identity is an absolute mystery, the internet is clowning that the kid must be an anime character born with overpowered genetics.
One of my favorite bits in the show is when Dr Rockso does his stutter into a word that doesn’t start with “C”
“Dr Rockso will be on his ca ca ca best behavior baby!”
Which is more brütal? The battle of sperm here, or Toki Wartooth's parents who probably had sex exactly one time in their life and conceived a child, like the Protestants in Monty Python's Every Sperm is Sacred?
Freddy Krueger is famously known as the "bastard son of a hundred maniacs" because of the horrific circumstances surrounding his mother's pregnancy, This kid is 10 times that
His mother was fused with an artificial monster made of hundreds of souls, and also through her he inherited the external bloodline of ancient Hitler-Jesus (which had been gifted to her ancestors)
The Dad’s identity is unknown to the public because Bonnie Blue is infertile and could only conceive via IVF. The biological father is most likely a sperm donor, not one of her past clients.
She has talked in interviews about her career as being a means to afford IVF and single parenthood. She has also funded other women’s IVF journeys in the past. Which is kinda pretty stellar, no matter what you think of her chosen career.
It has not. There's no proof she actually slept with 1000 men. The footage of the act itself was never released, so everyone saying they've watched it is lying. Just the bits and pieces they got for the documentary. The baby she's claimed to have here, which is surprising because it comes after a string of fake pregnancy announcements, would have been fathered after the thousand men event would have taken place anyway, she would have been pregnant for over a year otherwise.
Tl;dr everything BB says is fake or exaggerated for clout chasing. She never slept with a thousand guys and hasn't provided proof that she did so and most people will be surprised if the baby is real since she's claimed on and off to be pregnant since January 2025.
If it's real. All I've been able to find is the one photo of them in the hospital bed and the TikTok of her on the toilet eating toast which is easy enough to make without actually having given birth. But yeah if anyone shouldn't have a kid, it's her.
New rule: if you offer to send me pornography or try to wokescold me about porn stars being allowed to have children you're getting blocked. BB is a clout addict in addition to being a porn star and her child will suffer for being attached to her name
The footage of the act itself was never released, so everyone saying they've watched it is lying.
I didn't realize this. I remember the Houston 500 back in the day when she did that, I think everything was recorded. Who has the provable record then?
Edit: This is where my wiki search ended:
World record gang bang
On October 9, 1999, Candy Apples became the world gang bang record holder, which used to be held by porn star Houston, with 742[5] "instances of sex",[4] including oral sex and strap-on use. Candy Apples was aiming for over 2,000, but the gang bang was eventually halted by a Los Angeles Police raid.[3][4][6] She was originally going to marry her then fiancé, now husband, at the end of the gangbang.[3][7][8]
I had a guy in my middle school/junior high class whose mom was a moderately well-known former porn actress. It honestly got him more cred than shit. He also got very good at trash talking other people’s moms (”my mom got paid to get spooged, yours paid me to pity fuck her”). His younger sister had a much worse time though, afaik. Because as crude and shitty teenage boys can be, teenage girls is another level.
I saw the opposite happen. Buddy from high school had (has? Idk we lost touch) a step parent who was at the time a decently well known porn star. He was super embarrassed about it and we only found out because we hung out enough that I and a couple other kids heard her start talking about it.
But he swore us to secrecy and was almost crying asking us not to spread it around. I never asked, but I always wondered if he had problems at his last school due to it and that’s why he transferred to my school halfway through his 10th grade year.
I know it's not you, but people in this thread are all making fun of the kid and it's a baby.
And before them, it was apparently the Daily Star. The "as Kate Middleton" bit is the dog whistle, if you're not from the UK or familiar with who she is/why they thought to include that in the headline.
Wish more half-ass OF models would realize the absolute hellfire they will rain down on their kids when their friends find their nudes online. Hope it was worth the $300 total 🙄
This show on TLC is them showing off their life and their kids. Making sure everyone knows how mom and dad make their money. They do not care about their kids only their clout.
I don’t wanna ruin a joke out of sheer pedantry, but I never understood the idea that a woman gets more loose from having sex with a hundred different guys a couple of times (not all at once, and yes, I get that I’m pointing this out in a wrong thread), but not from having thousands of intercourses with just one guy.
Personally, I think that partaking in the hook up culture is degenerate (regardless of the gender), but I alos feel like a lot of folks making these jokes actually think that’s how female anatomy works. It’s concerning.
There are many women who are more loose and/or have flabby labia, despite their sexual experience being quite modest.
It’s probably a source of insecurity for them when these traits are supposedly a clear signs of them being “sluts”.
Ok so I once read this thing some guy genuinely believed and he said that if a girl has sex with 100 different men she gets stretched out because her vagina doesn't really know what shape to take but if she has sex with the same guy 100 times it will get better because it molds to the shape of his penis.
And I thought it was really funny, and I think about it often.
I don’t think one gets to be concerned about a vagina remembering his dick, unless said dick is big enough to be referred to by its full legal name – Richard McCock.
It's morality shaming that has ties back to times when women were property.
Pure virginal women were valued because you knew that the child the bore you was your heir. So purity and faithfulness had legit monetary and legal values.
Because of this the whole concept streamed downwards from the nobility to every day lives and through memetic mutation we get stupid ideas floating around that are tied to ancient inheritance rules.
Also labia are part of the vulva not the vagina and have literally nothing to do with sex like you can be a virgin and have long inner labia, or you could have sex every day for 60 years and have almost no inner labia.
THIS. My ex tried to claim that I couldn't have been raped as a kid because my public area didn't "look like I had sex." He later tried to claim I cheated and I used his own logic against him.
Not to mention a baby gets pushed through the cervix. It wouldn’t matter much how big or small the vagina is. So the joke just actually doesn’t really make sense
Which is silly for many reasons but also because it is the hospital where Diana gave birth and the papers love to pretend that they did nothing but praise her.
St. Mary’s hospital is part of the NHS but they have a private wing called the Lido wing which is where Kate Middleton and also Diana gave birth. But the entire hospital itself isn’t highly expensive or exclusive.
Bruh saw this laughed so hard I accidentally tabbed out. Thought it was so funny I went back here and rooted through threads for twenty minutes just to be able to tell you just how much this comment made my day thank you!
In Jujustsu Kaisen, there are a few clans of sorcerers. The two most notable are the Zenin and the Gojo.
The Zenin believe in eugenics and very carefully plan marriages and "breed" their members to create increasingly powerful sorcerers.
The Gojo Clan believes that the ~chosen one~ trope character can only be born through random, cosmic chance. The members of the clan are encouraged to marry within their extended family to maintain bloodlines, but beyond that the randomness of pairings is the expected norm.
I assume the joke is that this child's father could be anyone from a large pool (forgive the term) of random.. donors? Like the Gojo clan would expect the ~chosen one~ to come from.
Thank you for trying to actually explain the joke, and the tie-in with the anime in question. I still don't fully understand it, but, it's a lot better than every "lol mom's a ho" comment here, with no actual reference to what/who Gojo is or how that makes it funny.
And to add to it, it was said gojos mother was a disgraced woman because she fucked around a lot. (Other clans believing in eugenics and all that)
The 1000 man part actually comes from a meme, in the anime gojo used his special technique and killed 1000 cursed monsters in like 2 seconds flat. The meme was gojos mother did the same but instead of murdering curses it was fucking dudes.
Combine that with the explaination above and you get the whole picture.
After the baby shower event she posted a video of her removing a fake pregnancy bump (I believe silicone) and pretty much said she'd been trolling. So I'm shocked to see she was actually pregnant??
I'm praying it's fake and this is fake. There was a video circulating of her pregnant literally being peed on and I just can't stomach it if she's actually pregnant. I'm not one to yuck someone's yum but that's just plain wrong
I can’t believe so many people think this is real 🤦♂️ that baby looks even faker than the pics of her wearing a pregnancy suit that everyone had been posting
I don't know what's going on, but it's gotta be fake. She got pregnant after me and already had a healthy baby. I'm still pregnant with a month to go starting tomorrow.
Chick is an adult entertainer. She took on the challenge of having sex with a shit ton of men in one day (something like 1,000?). She allegedly got pregnant from the incident.
I feel so fucking sorry for this kid, if this is real. I hope she doesn’t use the baby for attention, and that people on the internet don’t make fun of him.
Not only is the baby clearly fake but she isn’t even wearing the pregnancy suit anymore, your belly doesn’t go completely flat right after you have a baby….it’s worrying how many people believe this :/
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 20h ago
u/kappethimm, your post does belong here!