r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kappethimm • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter...

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I know gojo and i know bonnie blue but i can't understand the connection.

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u/Jesus_H_Christ_AMA 1d ago

The caption jokes that the baby is Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen because the mother famously claimed to have slept with over 1,000 guys. Since the dad's identity is an absolute mystery, the internet is clowning that the kid must be an anime character born with overpowered genetics.

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u/nezzzzy 1d ago

"claimed"? Pretty sure her record of 1057 has been ratified by whatever records body would touch it 😁

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

It has not. There's no proof she actually slept with 1000 men. The footage of the act itself was never released, so everyone saying they've watched it is lying. Just the bits and pieces they got for the documentary. The baby she's claimed to have here, which is surprising because it comes after a string of fake pregnancy announcements, would have been fathered after the thousand men event would have taken place anyway, she would have been pregnant for over a year otherwise.

Tl;dr everything BB says is fake or exaggerated for clout chasing. She never slept with a thousand guys and hasn't provided proof that she did so and most people will be surprised if the baby is real since she's claimed on and off to be pregnant since January 2025.

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Thank you, still that kid is going to be brutally bullied

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago edited 1d ago

If it's real. All I've been able to find is the one photo of them in the hospital bed and the TikTok of her on the toilet eating toast which is easy enough to make without actually having given birth. But yeah if anyone shouldn't have a kid, it's her.

New rule: if you offer to send me pornography or try to wokescold me about porn stars being allowed to have children you're getting blocked. BB is a clout addict in addition to being a porn star and her child will suffer for being attached to her name

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 1d ago

Bullies don't give a shit if things are real or not. The fact that this kid's mom is forever linked to this whole event at all is going to be miserable for the poor kid. I really do feel for the poor baby, especially once they get into the upper grades of elementary school until end of high school. Hopefully they grow up to be extremely resilient and confident and the shit they get rolls right off their back, to the point everyone moves on.

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

I think you misunderstood my comment, but I don't disagree

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u/SugarBeefs 23h ago

porn stars being allowed to have children

Is this just a personal moral judgement or would you support the state actually prohibiting them from parenthood?

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u/lilbabybrutus 22h ago

What poor reading skills you have 🙄 they are saying that Bonnie blue isnt an unfit parent bc she is a porn star, its bc she is a clout demon. You are the exact person they are mocking, someone who is selectively quoting them to make it about adult entertainment in general

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u/SugarBeefs 22h ago

I didn't feel that came across that clearly. It seems fairly open to interpretation.

There's also no need for your hostility.

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 21h ago edited 12h ago

Sorry about your reading comprehension then, most people understood it just fine.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago edited 1d ago

She was probably regnant - those videos do exist and would be awful exuberant to not see a silicone bump.

And why? She is a porn star who is significantly better than most at marketing, not a demon in human flesh.

Are you just clutching your pearls at anyone with an onlyfans having a child, or anyone having a slutty adult life and a kid?

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Bro she is not your average porn star

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Yeah, you're right. She has way less movies but is extremely good at marketing the ones she makes - my hats off to someone who gets talked about on the fuckin right wing news for an orgy she didn't actually have so a bunch of weird oppressed freaks can talk about how outraged they are while they pull up her onlyfans and credit card.

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Are you ok?

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Yeah man, having a great day, learning that good advertising works even better than I thought it did - which is sorta sad and lowers my estimation of humanity.

I got fresh tacos from a food truck though so I'm smilin'

How about you? Have you learned some things about how you know little on a subject except for what you've overheard and allowed it to creep into your brain? Having a good lunch?

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

I learned how a porn addict gets triggered just by stating facts about how real human relationships work, but still is something you can fix it by getting professional help.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

What is a porn addict to you? Genuine question.

For me, an addiction if any kind is only really an addiction if it's a problem in your life. I know that a big swath of people are puritanical about the concept of porn and think you're porn sick if you jerk off to a playboy once.

I assume you must be in that category because you don't know anything about me other than that I watch porn (shock! Horror!) and know a little about Bonnie Blue past the headlines.

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u/lilbabybrutus 22h ago

Something a porn addled brain would come up with, for sure

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 1d ago

Buddy that kid is going to be bullied out of existence. You can have whatever views you want, but your personal views are completely irrelevant when it comes to kids growing up.

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u/Debbiedowner750 1d ago

Guess we found a fan❤️ b blue sends her love and regards significantcats

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

I like how he keeps insisting the rest of us are jacking off to her, but totally not him because she isn't good enough for a true man of culture. Porn addicts truly have no sense of a normal person's bar for disgust vs attraction. Plus negging this random woman while defending the worst thing about her? Cuckoo bananas.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

I'm a big fan of porn, but don't give a shit about her. She makes pretty run of the mill porn but is exceptionally good at getting angry weirdoes to have a guilty jerk at the Queen of evil Harlots and pay her sixty bucks for it.

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u/Debbiedowner750 1d ago

Okidoki 1# fan lots of love from ur bonnie

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Her strategy continues to work on you, amazin

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Bro not everyone here is porn addicted like you. The reality is that kids get bullied for any reason, but in his case the poor kid is going to get bullied to no end because her mom is a porn star, that made a gang bang (if she had sex with 1000 guys or not is irrelevant), celebrated the baby shower with a golden shower and made the father name reveal another event.

Stating those facts dosent make anyone a pearl clutcher nor it means we jack off to her.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Sure, but people who do porn have kids all the time.

Specifically what I was talking about was saying "she is the last person who should have a kid" (or something similar, I can't check they blocked me or deleted the commentl) which is a silly statement for a lot of reasons. The only reason you could say that is if you think all people who have done only fans or whatever would be morally wrong to have kids, and that it's worse than someone who is dead broke or on drugs having kids.

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Having a child knowing he is going to be brutally bullied for the rest of his life and involving his birth with your porn and marketing dosent make me thinks she cares about his wellbeing

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u/Debbiedowner750 1d ago

Upvoted for motivation. She will marry you bro i promise

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u/pandershrek 1d ago

Doubtful, most children have 0 idea who other children's parents are.

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u/Advanced_Bird_9425 5h ago

Who's your daddy ?

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u/EmpathBear 1d ago

Bullied for sure.
But it also has to live with a mother and a grandmother that think selling that amount of sex and all the attention is normal and doesn't impact negatively.
I am sure she loves the child, but her behavior is so ill advised that I worry for the kid.