r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kappethimm • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter...

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I know gojo and i know bonnie blue but i can't understand the connection.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

The kids a group project .

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u/amatsumegasushi 1d ago

That tracks, 2 people doing all the work and the other 999 just get to claim credit. Lmao

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Fr people just be taking advantage of others efforts

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u/chiphook 1d ago

It takes a villiage...

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Villages have less men than she has seen .

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

I bet the doc turned around to scrub up and he was out before he was done putting on gloves

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t wanna ruin a joke out of sheer pedantry, but I never understood the idea that a woman gets more loose from having sex with a hundred different guys a couple of times (not all at once, and yes, I get that I’m pointing this out in a wrong thread), but not from having thousands of intercourses with just one guy.

Personally, I think that partaking in the hook up culture is degenerate (regardless of the gender), but I alos feel like a lot of folks making these jokes actually think that’s how female anatomy works. It’s concerning.

There are many women who are more loose and/or have flabby labia, despite their sexual experience being quite modest.
It’s probably a source of insecurity for them when these traits are supposedly a clear signs of them being “sluts”.

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u/cynuhstir1 1d ago

Ok so I once read this thing some guy genuinely believed and he said that if a girl has sex with 100 different men she gets stretched out because her vagina doesn't really know what shape to take but if she has sex with the same guy 100 times it will get better because it molds to the shape of his penis.

And I thought it was really funny, and I think about it often.

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u/Behemoth-Slayer 1d ago

The kind of anatomical knowledge you'd expect to hear from a cloistered Medieval monk lmfao

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u/wvj 1d ago

Or a 12 year old boy. Its 'Manson removed a rib' level knowledge.

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u/asdaamm 1d ago

He didn't? 🫪 Oh boy, do I have a lot of people to call and correct myself.

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u/YouDownWithOPD 21h ago

How did we all know this rumor pre-internet? I swear I heard that like 30 years ago

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u/Aselleus 1d ago

They probably drew vaginas like how they drew elephants they had never seen before

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u/StrikingBaller 1d ago

Unga? Boogie tooga stretch more? Makes loose more?

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u/Flux7777 1d ago

This is on par with "you can't get pregnant on top"

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u/mandelbomber 1d ago

Or a cloistered modern day incel

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u/No-Dance-5791 1d ago

I think he was confusing vaginas with leather boots.

I did that once. Wouldn't recommend it.

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u/MattiasCrowe 1d ago

Stuck your foot in it there, didnt ya

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u/FullMetalAurochs 1d ago

Always hard to find a matching pair and takes a while to get your feet in.

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u/southporky 1d ago

With that same logic, wouldn't his dick shrink from compression?

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u/CocoMilhonez 1d ago

It should wear out from friction.

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u/InValuAbled 1d ago

That's exactly the excuse that will be heard from now on. So much man meat giving time that it wore off to a stub. Yup. That's science. /s

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago

I don’t think one gets to be concerned about a vagina remembering his dick, unless said dick is big enough to be referred to by its full legal name – Richard McCock.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 1d ago

Ah yes. The vagina memory foam

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u/manny_the_mage 1d ago

Wait until you tell them that a woman could have 1,000 different dildos she uses and still be a virgin

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u/OrdinaryOk736 1d ago

thats hilarious and sad at the same time

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u/stlayne 1d ago

Like a fortune teller vagina? Anticipating whats coming? Explains why mine is depressed

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u/oznz 1d ago

Thanks for writing it nicer than I was going to

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u/refreshingface 1d ago

I’m using this

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u/GenderingError 1d ago

OK but hear me out; if the same guy has sex with 100 vaginas, it will become shrivelled and limp because of the vaginal acids damaging the cells that allow him to maintain an erection. Therefore, the only way to preserve true virility is to never have sex with a vagina, and instead put out for the homies

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u/beegboo 18h ago

Since there are more muscles in vaginas than penises its more likely the penis would mold to the vagina.

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u/Zestyclose-One9041 1d ago

Dude I wish that’s how it worked that would be lit

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u/InfraRed953 22h ago

Lmfao, that is funny. Also, that same logic would suggest that a man's penis could get smaller after after so many different women's vaginas putting pressure on it. Both silly

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u/buns0steel 1d ago

That’s what I was taught in health class

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u/Adventurous-Mall7677 1d ago

Exhibit 1,456 why American kids deserve better sex ed

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u/buns0steel 23h ago

I’m not American, but sure

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u/Adventurous-Mall7677 23h ago

Apologies; it didn’t occur to me there could be anywhere in the world with sex ed as bad as America’s.

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u/k_a_scheffer 1d ago

That wasn't health class, that was Christian nationalist indoctrination.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 1d ago

LMAO this is hilariously dumb

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u/wanszai 23h ago

Of course. Everyone knows they are constructed from memory foam..... right?

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u/zerap10 20h ago

Following that logic I would think that promiscuity is CrossFit for vaginas, no?

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u/cynuhstir1 19h ago

More like yoga. Gets em nice and loose

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u/Birdbraned 16h ago

Considering a lot of the human body muscles get stronger the more you use them, I would have argued for the opposite

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u/cynuhstir1 9h ago

No way I was arguing with that brick

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u/latent_incinerator 1d ago

Men logic - women having sex 1000 time with husband is tight and women having sex with 1000 men each 1 time is loose

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u/Caleth 1d ago

It's morality shaming that has ties back to times when women were property.

Pure virginal women were valued because you knew that the child the bore you was your heir. So purity and faithfulness had legit monetary and legal values.

Because of this the whole concept streamed downwards from the nobility to every day lives and through memetic mutation we get stupid ideas floating around that are tied to ancient inheritance rules.

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u/latent_incinerator 1d ago

Yea that is true

But i was pointing to the flawed logic of anatomy

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u/Caleth 1d ago

But it's not now nor has it ever "really" been about anatomy that's just a thin veneer for enforcing puritanical morals about sex that we in American and some other places cling to very blindly.

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u/latent_incinerator 16h ago

You're right

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u/CantBeatDickensCider 21h ago

It's biology. Men value it for the exact same reason women value height. 

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u/According-Engineer99 16h ago

Except nature, biology and animals doesnt give a shit about virginity. They do care about height and weight and streght and all that nature shit tho.

Men value it bc very human and cultural reasons, not nature or biology. 

And frankly, its cool for me that they all want perpetually virgin wives and all that, just not call it nature bc nature doesnt care for it. 

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u/Stormfly 13h ago

Men logic

I've heard women say this.

Shaming is shaming.

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u/Metro42014 1d ago

flabby labia

Not flabby, large. Some are large than others. That's it.

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u/ShutUpImAPrincess 1d ago

Also labia are part of the vulva not the vagina and have literally nothing to do with sex like you can be a virgin and have long inner labia, or you could have sex every day for 60 years and have almost no inner labia.

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u/k_a_scheffer 1d ago

THIS. My ex tried to claim that I couldn't have been raped as a kid because my public area didn't "look like I had sex." He later tried to claim I cheated and I used his own logic against him.

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u/ShutUpImAPrincess 1d ago

That's one of the most vile things I've ever heard

Edit: it would be like saying to someone "you have big lips because you've sucked a lot of dick". It's entirely irrelevant.

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u/k_a_scheffer 1d ago

That entire relationship was vile. I wish there were mandatory classes or reeducation camps for men like him. They're beyond conventional help.

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u/buglogic 1d ago

Not to mention a baby gets pushed through the cervix. It wouldn’t matter much how big or small the vagina is. So the joke just actually doesn’t really make sense

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u/Reeyous 1d ago

Thank you, marketable plushie Ralsei

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u/Jamesaliba 1d ago

Degenerate why? Sex is fun and harmless, all animals have it left and right, why exactly are we supposed to hold onto one partner forever?

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u/EmpathBear 1d ago

I am pretty sure the myth of women getting more lose with more sex was just put into the world to shame women in general and control their behavior.
So yeah, it seems nonsensical until you understand that shaming women in general is exactly what they want to out of it.

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u/brokendollbaby 1d ago

Them flaps might be flapping now, but just wait till menopause. Just one more thing they never tell you about being a woman.

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u/confettis 1d ago

SIR, the labia has nothing to do with intercourse. The wrinkles on your nutsack, is it because of overuse? Touch grass, learn basic anatomy. I appreciate the "modest" take but a woman's vagina also CONTRACTS during intercourse so she's getting relaxed and then tighter depending on her arousal. If you're not allowing your wife to recover after pregnancy or godforbid the fucking husband stitch, her body will not heal correctly because of YOU. When you become incontinent and your pelvic floor and prostate needs to be held together by the doctor, I hope they tell you you're a flabby slut.

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u/CantBeatDickensCider 21h ago

You must have proper beef curtains to get this upset from their comment. 

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u/InspectorMendel 1d ago

What do you mean by degenerate 

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 1d ago

"Your body my buisness" I think they're saying now.

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago

Not yours, and not anyone’s in particular, but I am allowed to have opinions on people and their habits even if we are unaffected by them.

We are at the point where we’ve essentially normalized having fuck buddies while meeting new people with an intent to develop a romantic relationship with them, by reducing sex to a purely physical act.
Everyone’s fine with this until it’s their, or their sister’s turn to feel betrayed.

I also know the ones who benefit the most from these arrangements are sociopathic misogynistic men who treat women as nothing more than trophies, but that’s based on a gut feeling and whole lot of anecdotal evidence, neither of which is respected on the ever positivist Reddit.
See how women are objectified in porn, music videos, even here on Reddit with the insensitive sexual memes?
One gender is heavily more carnally driven, and just happens to also be a lot more prone to being sociopathic.

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u/WaldoHeraldoFaldo 1d ago

Gut feelings and anecdotal evidence aren't respected by anyone who understands facts and evidence, especially when they're treated as a valid basis for a belief or argument.

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago

Served me well enough outside of arguing with folks on this site that’s, like… uhhh… 50% porn?

I’ll take it.

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u/InspectorMendel 1d ago

50 bucks says you’re under 19 years old

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u/Swords_and_Words 1d ago

You have the right to your opinion, but your opinion is made in ignorance and its applicability and relatability is lessened as a result

You should really study up on some sociology and psychology, particularly around the subject of sex, because you have fallen trap to concepts just as fallacious as the biological one that you found so absurd in your original comment

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago

It’s not, and by the very nature of things it can’t be as fallacious… Perhaps you need to get off Reddit a bit and stop looking at the society strictly through the positivistic lens.
We are no longer in the XIX century. No need for a little brother complex in the big 2026.

I can discuss mathematical and physical theorems, question historical sources, challenge popular interpretations of literary works, hell, even criticize athletes, musicians or painters, whose talents dwarf mine in almost incomprehensible way for anyone not remotely skilled as them, but God forbid I don’t subscribe to every social studies finding, discovered by folks whose experience and biases I can only hope to vaguely grasp, or else I am a bigot.

No, I won’t budge on this.
Not in this porn-filled cesspool of perversions that, time and time again, bends over backwards to normalize every form of sexual objectification and exploitation.

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u/InspectorMendel 1d ago

You sound like a little kid when you write this way. Nobody is impressed

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago

Good thing I’m not trying to impress anyone.

Another good thing is that I don’t expect folks here to impress me either 🤷
Not that they often do. ‘Least not in a positive manner.

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u/randotreesinthefen 1d ago

The incorrect thought is that if a woman has sex with lots of different guys that means lots of different size penises. The vagina is supposed to stretch to be comfortable to the largest one, leaving it feeling "loose" to any smaller penises. Again, this is incorrect but the logic is consistent.

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago

And that’s why it’s important to always be the bigger man.

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u/New_Cartographer336 1d ago

Pencils when used gets shorter and duller too

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u/cutcss 1d ago

Most women don't have sex every single day of their lives like it would be easy to believe with Bonnie or similar women.

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u/Unapologetic_Polite 1d ago

See as a male, I always thought it was more of a metaphor that they'll always be looking for more.

But then I remember the boys I grew up with, and the adults I now know...

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u/21Rollie 23h ago

I think your last comment is the point. Men with insecurity about their own penises make these comments to try to drag down women along with them. Nobody should shame another for something they can’t control.

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u/No-Middle-4152 22h ago

Sex doesn’t make you loose, no penis is that impressive. Childbirth and repeated stretching over time with large objects can loosen it tho.

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u/SnooGoats7454 21h ago

A "loose" woman is said to have loose morals, not a loose vagina. The vaginal bastardization of the insult is more modern and--yes--completely untrue.

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u/Hanswurst22brot 19h ago

Even if she had 3 bananas in the same entry, its nothing agains the gap the baby produced when comming out.

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u/Redhotlipstik 11h ago

The same people think a vagina store all the sperm inside and uses it to produce a multisperm baby like a pokémon. Look at the top comment. Some people really don't know anything about sex ed

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u/MessyPapa13 11h ago

Its not the pussy that gets loose, its the 'loose' morals people have a problem with. Dumbass

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u/n0val33t 1d ago

OK stop with the insecurity thing... Very hard to do any damage to the vagina, It just resets.... We know, it's just a joke.

Sometimes It's just a joke, most of the time my dick is to small though! Damn i didn't mean to write that...

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u/Flaky_Individual_348 1d ago

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u/Flying_Forearm 1d ago

Sometimes jokes are bad and reinforce shitty ideas. 

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u/Flaky_Individual_348 1d ago

Learn not to take everything so personally, guy. You'll live a happier life.

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u/The-Cosmic-Ghost 1d ago

Sounds like you took it personally, lighten up, not everyone has to laugh at the same things.

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u/Flying_Forearm 1d ago

Noone took it personally. You ok with racist jokes and jokes that reibforce negative bullshit about black people?

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u/Flaky_Individual_348 1d ago

Yes, because it's just words, lmao. Y'all are getting upset over noises a person made with their mouth. I'm also fine with asian jokes, white people jokes, indian jokes, etc. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

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u/Flying_Forearm 1d ago

Words were the things that are used to dehumanize other human beings and have led to the most horrific outcomes in human history. 

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u/alanwakeisahack 1d ago

It’s really cool you took the time to type all this up in this thread. Really, really cool.

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u/e90DriveNoEvil 1d ago

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin

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u/No-Dance-5791 1d ago

Don't quote me on this but I think there's like 9 months between having sex and the baby coming out.

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

Holy shit sex makes babies?????? No way!!!

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

I would say that she's not going to fuck you for being an online white knight but.....look at who we are talking about here

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u/CocoMilhonez 1d ago

Imagine being called out for saying objective bullshit and calling it white knighting... lol

The incel is strong in this one.

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u/Particular_Rush_5488 1d ago

Yeah I think you’re the only person she wouldn’t touch

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

Why would I want to be touched by that?

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u/Particular_Rush_5488 1d ago

It’s not about you not wanting to

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

All Id need is some money. You do know how prostitutes work don't you?

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 1d ago

You can have her. Yeesh.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

“Leave my favourite prnstar alone” 🗡️

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u/gogeri2632 1d ago

Like you just did by not understanding a basic joke?

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Who knows lol

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u/10Twenty11 1d ago

I was there actually as an intern on my second week. It’s true. The baby just fucking fell out while the doctor was putting his gloves on!

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Too slippery or ………… he just wanted to run for his life ?

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u/10Twenty11 1d ago

He said she has opening like a “barn door” His words not mine.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Barn door can fit only like maybe 10 people if you squeeze them l I’m pretty sure he was underselling it lol

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u/peachesfordinner 1d ago

If you think people have sex through the cervix you need to take an anatomy lesson

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

Clearly you have no imagination

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u/peachesfordinner 1d ago

No. I just have a cervix and understand what that would actually feel like. Life isn't some crazy hentai. Real bodies don't work like that

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

Oh people will do all kinds of things when they are depraved/horny enough. Shes case in point.

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u/Jaz1140 17h ago

Doc just stood back with a baseball glove and played catch

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u/PrizeSea5402 1d ago

C section according to what I read, but still funny.

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u/ShakespearianShadows 1d ago

Chromosomes look like XYYYYYYYYY…

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u/Talkshowhost_23 1d ago

This kid gonna loose in every argument.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Dads be popping up everywhere.

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

Why do people write stuff like this about an innocent baby? Grown adults at that.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

It’s more against the child’s mother tbh .

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

Not really. And even so. Why? Is it normal to spend your time insulting someone you don’t know, who hasn’t done anything to you? It’s like a modern day witch trial. And all y’all are the angry peasants saying “burn the witch”. Who cares what she does? She gets paid by your attention.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

“Leave my favourite prnstar alone” 🤺 you do know she picks up teen boys to feature in her videos .

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

I assume you were born 2006. So a victim of the radicalisation of young boys online. I hope you grow out of it and learn not to assign worth to women based on their sexuality.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

I’m not radical, I can assure you there are people who genuinely are radical and I’m not one of them , you’re somehow finding all sorts of arguments to “defend” a “woman” who in my opinion can be criticised for a lot of things , plus I’d rather like that a thousand esc0rts and pr0stuitutes get jobs rather than her ……..now who’s the radicalised one ?

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

Okay… And why does it bother you if someone were to defend her? I am not defending her, I am challenging you. But you seem to think this is a sport, and that I have to be on your team.

Why are you assuming yourself to be an adversary to a total stranger?

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Why are you so obsessed with me cracking a joke on a prnstar ? Like social commentary does exist you know , literally the gooner meme “leave my favourite prnstar alone how dare you infringe upon her honour”

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

Who said I was obsessed? Anyway, this is a scary insight into the mind of young men nowadays. “Gooner memes”. Society is doomed.

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

Ah! Classic case of argumentum ad hominem, because you don’t actually have an answer as to why you want to spend time online insulting a stranger all day! And if you care about her having teenagers in her videos, speak on THAT. But that isn’t why you are angry. Even if all the people she had in her videos were 45+ you would still be here saying the same thing.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Did I attack any other porn star , brother let it go she ain’t let you gonna hit (unless you bring your wife for the video shoot and embarrass her too on camera by telling the world how far you flew to fck her).

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

Another argumentum ad hominem, cause you don’t have an actual answer or argument. I see this convo is making you uncomfortable. I sense you are very troubled. Probably very angry as well. May whatever you wish for other people return to you, twice as much.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

You replied under 10 seconds , you’re not even trying to debate or make your point just generalised sentences and bam post , like I understand you probably spend a couple thousand dollars on her but I’m not attacking you and neither is she going to let you hit .

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u/Final_Active_9014 1d ago

I doubt you actually know what a healthy debate is. But you have to have some self awareness yourself. You responded to my very well thought out comment with a very stupid and childish jape. And you are making weird assumptions about how I spend my money. I don’t spend any money on porn, thank god. But considering how much you are mentioning, I will allow myself to assume you do. This screams projection.

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u/Frosty_Rabbit1374 1d ago

They say it takes a village to raise a kid but they never specified when the raising starts

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u/gammonb 1d ago

Fun fact: there have been cultures that traditionally viewed pregnancy as a result of multiple sexual encounters, such that a child can be considered to have more than one father.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partible_paternity

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u/IceTypical6551 1d ago

Where one guy did all the work and all the others just pretended and had fun

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u/Salty-Pack-4165 1d ago

Kid is lucky it doesn't bark . It was a wild party

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u/Xenocles 1d ago

They didn't even edit the picture to blur the kids face. That's just what it looks like.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Thousand dudes pics one on top of the other .

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u/Anxious_Hall359 1d ago

damn dude just damn

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

I told the truth though

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u/Anxious_Hall359 1d ago

i know but it's hilarous xD

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u/Cowboy_sheep 7h ago

The creation of agent 48

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u/Live-Tension9172 1d ago

Absolutely hilarious, love the analogy! You made me choke on my coffee this morning… 🤣

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Thanks , though we really need to thank the faceless men who made this joke possible by providing the comedy material.

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u/Robert_Oppenheimer2 1d ago

Thank the thousand people who made exact joke well before you did

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Nah I like stealing credit ….

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u/DD-5547 1d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "It takes a village..."

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

Villages have smaller populations than …………. You know

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u/No_Price7973 1d ago

I think you mean my municipal project 😭

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

More like a city project…….