r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kappethimm • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter...

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I know gojo and i know bonnie blue but i can't understand the connection.

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u/BlueberryMuffin2006 1d ago

The kids a group project .

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u/ViciousCDXX 1d ago

I bet the doc turned around to scrub up and he was out before he was done putting on gloves

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t wanna ruin a joke out of sheer pedantry, but I never understood the idea that a woman gets more loose from having sex with a hundred different guys a couple of times (not all at once, and yes, I get that I’m pointing this out in a wrong thread), but not from having thousands of intercourses with just one guy.

Personally, I think that partaking in the hook up culture is degenerate (regardless of the gender), but I alos feel like a lot of folks making these jokes actually think that’s how female anatomy works. It’s concerning.

There are many women who are more loose and/or have flabby labia, despite their sexual experience being quite modest.
It’s probably a source of insecurity for them when these traits are supposedly a clear signs of them being “sluts”.

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u/cynuhstir1 1d ago

Ok so I once read this thing some guy genuinely believed and he said that if a girl has sex with 100 different men she gets stretched out because her vagina doesn't really know what shape to take but if she has sex with the same guy 100 times it will get better because it molds to the shape of his penis.

And I thought it was really funny, and I think about it often.

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u/Behemoth-Slayer 1d ago

The kind of anatomical knowledge you'd expect to hear from a cloistered Medieval monk lmfao

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u/wvj 1d ago

Or a 12 year old boy. Its 'Manson removed a rib' level knowledge.

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u/asdaamm 1d ago

He didn't? 🫪 Oh boy, do I have a lot of people to call and correct myself.

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u/YouDownWithOPD 22h ago

How did we all know this rumor pre-internet? I swear I heard that like 30 years ago

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u/Aselleus 1d ago

They probably drew vaginas like how they drew elephants they had never seen before

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u/StrikingBaller 1d ago

Unga? Boogie tooga stretch more? Makes loose more?

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u/Flux7777 1d ago

This is on par with "you can't get pregnant on top"

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u/mandelbomber 1d ago

Or a cloistered modern day incel

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u/No-Dance-5791 1d ago

I think he was confusing vaginas with leather boots.

I did that once. Wouldn't recommend it.

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u/MattiasCrowe 1d ago

Stuck your foot in it there, didnt ya

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u/FullMetalAurochs 1d ago

Always hard to find a matching pair and takes a while to get your feet in.

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u/southporky 1d ago

With that same logic, wouldn't his dick shrink from compression?

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u/CocoMilhonez 1d ago

It should wear out from friction.

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u/InValuAbled 1d ago

That's exactly the excuse that will be heard from now on. So much man meat giving time that it wore off to a stub. Yup. That's science. /s

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u/Steven_the_Beaver 1d ago

I don’t think one gets to be concerned about a vagina remembering his dick, unless said dick is big enough to be referred to by its full legal name – Richard McCock.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 1d ago

Ah yes. The vagina memory foam

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u/manny_the_mage 1d ago

Wait until you tell them that a woman could have 1,000 different dildos she uses and still be a virgin

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u/OrdinaryOk736 1d ago

thats hilarious and sad at the same time

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u/stlayne 1d ago

Like a fortune teller vagina? Anticipating whats coming? Explains why mine is depressed

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u/oznz 1d ago

Thanks for writing it nicer than I was going to

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u/refreshingface 1d ago

I’m using this

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u/GenderingError 1d ago

OK but hear me out; if the same guy has sex with 100 vaginas, it will become shrivelled and limp because of the vaginal acids damaging the cells that allow him to maintain an erection. Therefore, the only way to preserve true virility is to never have sex with a vagina, and instead put out for the homies

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u/beegboo 18h ago

Since there are more muscles in vaginas than penises its more likely the penis would mold to the vagina.

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u/Zestyclose-One9041 1d ago

Dude I wish that’s how it worked that would be lit

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u/InfraRed953 22h ago

Lmfao, that is funny. Also, that same logic would suggest that a man's penis could get smaller after after so many different women's vaginas putting pressure on it. Both silly

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u/buns0steel 1d ago

That’s what I was taught in health class

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u/Adventurous-Mall7677 1d ago

Exhibit 1,456 why American kids deserve better sex ed

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u/buns0steel 23h ago

I’m not American, but sure

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u/Adventurous-Mall7677 23h ago

Apologies; it didn’t occur to me there could be anywhere in the world with sex ed as bad as America’s.

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u/k_a_scheffer 1d ago

That wasn't health class, that was Christian nationalist indoctrination.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 1d ago

LMAO this is hilariously dumb

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u/wanszai 23h ago

Of course. Everyone knows they are constructed from memory foam..... right?

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u/zerap10 20h ago

Following that logic I would think that promiscuity is CrossFit for vaginas, no?

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u/cynuhstir1 19h ago

More like yoga. Gets em nice and loose

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u/Birdbraned 16h ago

Considering a lot of the human body muscles get stronger the more you use them, I would have argued for the opposite

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u/cynuhstir1 9h ago

No way I was arguing with that brick