r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kappethimm • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter...

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I know gojo and i know bonnie blue but i can't understand the connection.

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u/Jesus_H_Christ_AMA 1d ago

The caption jokes that the baby is Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen because the mother famously claimed to have slept with over 1,000 guys. Since the dad's identity is an absolute mystery, the internet is clowning that the kid must be an anime character born with overpowered genetics.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago

The strength of a thousand mens sperm

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u/OnceMostFavored 1d ago

It worked for Skwisgaar Skwigelf, if we're talking about guitar prowess.

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u/Kradgger 1d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/WolfmanGotNards71 1d ago

Bonnie has elite BALLS knowledge

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u/Moneysaurusrex816 1d ago

Angry updoot

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u/Absolute--Batman 1d ago

NBA players sliding into her DMs.

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u/dan_dares 1d ago

A metalocalypse reference? Metal.

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u/JollywoodJorge 1d ago

Very brutals 🤘

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u/SumSkittles 1d ago

I am hows you says...betters than you?

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u/geolos64 1d ago

That’s grampa’s guitars

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u/RandomSecurityGuard 1d ago

Stops copies me

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 1d ago

Stops copies me

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u/Caeden113 1d ago

Stops copies me

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 23h ago

Stops copies me

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u/AshleighSlays1986 19h ago

Man I love that show, all of these comments are gold

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u/SplashingBlumpkin 1d ago

The grampspa’s guitars are smaaaaaashed!

Dude here comes that guy!

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u/OhighOent 1d ago

omg I know what I'm watching later.

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u/KillMichaelMalloy 22h ago

What are those? Chairs?!

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u/AcrolloPeed 1d ago

Ams not!

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u/Zealousideal-Trash5 1d ago

Ams too!

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u/Algaroth 1d ago

Stop copies me!

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u/robodrew 1d ago

Stop copies me!

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

We can’ts not plays fast, uh, physically.

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u/The-Bunbins 1d ago

He will take you under his flipper!!

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u/TheWanderer6669 1d ago

That ams brutal

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u/MossGobbo 16h ago

"It's like I ams slowly unlearnings how to plays the guitars."

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u/GomGom11 1d ago

Nope. Still dildos. Again.

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u/Classic_Athlete5933 23h ago

Stops copys me

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u/DancingWithMyshelf 1d ago

Foods libraries.

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u/snarcoleptic13 23h ago

You’re a lady Skwisgaar

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u/DescriptionFancy420 22h ago

Stop copies me thens!

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u/Ecghteow 1d ago

Brütal, even.

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u/OmNommerSupreme 1d ago

OH FUCK YEAH BRÜTAL LEGEND REFERENCE!!!

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u/ComedianFragrant9515 1d ago

Eh, no it's dildos.

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u/Bad-Brains 1d ago

What are those? Acousticals? We don't play grampas guitars.

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u/Head_Car_616 1d ago

The yard wolves have grown. Those are grandpas guitars. Welcome to planet pish.

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u/Bannedagainnohomo 23h ago

This thread is dildos

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u/RobertiesKillAll 1d ago

Let’s eat all the cargomibrates and popsgoggles!

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u/ItsTheDCVR 1d ago

I reference carcomimrates all the damn time

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u/RobertiesKillAll 1d ago

One of my favorite bits in the show is when Dr Rockso does his stutter into a word that doesn’t start with “C”
“Dr Rockso will be on his ca ca ca best behavior baby!”

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u/kevymetal87 1d ago

"Put the boots to him, medium style"

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u/Competitive_Treat588 1d ago

You did have my ass kicked though. And that shit hurt.

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u/Disastrous_Mode_1038 1d ago

I fucking love the way he says that shit hurt.

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u/TheMightySurtur 1d ago

I hear Dr. Rockso does cocaine.

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u/DescriptionFancy420 22h ago

My fiance and I met at a Dethklok show and eat a lot of popscockles and hankbugers.

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u/FuriousBlade3 1d ago

You ams a dildo.

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u/gwxtreize 1d ago

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u/J19zeta7_Jerry 1d ago

I gots a real cool codpiece too!

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u/_ploppers_ 1d ago

You guys care if I mace this stupids turkey?

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u/Educational_Most3241 1d ago

Eh, go ahead. I don't want anymore.

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u/Mar_y_Juana 1d ago

I've never seen this uncensored 😂

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u/eoghanmcneelyisfree 1d ago

Would you ladies likes a cups of Metamucils?

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u/Ph4nt0m1991_lol 1d ago

Some say he is taller than a tree...

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u/Outdoorslife1 1d ago

“ALL those men, ALL that ejaculate.”

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u/Gullible_Self_6668 1d ago

Hell yes a DethKlok reference haha

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u/poop19907643 1d ago

All those men.... All... That... Ejaculate.

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u/bad2dbone3 1d ago

All those men. All that ejaculation and only one pops out?

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u/spartaxwarrior 1d ago

I think society can only benefit

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u/Razorflare12 1d ago

Well, some absolutely benefitted...

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 1d ago

Which is more brütal? The battle of sperm here, or Toki Wartooth's parents who probably had sex exactly one time in their life and conceived a child, like the Protestants in Monty Python's Every Sperm is Sacred?

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u/Meromero904 1d ago

I believes it’s called food libraries.

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u/onewilybobkat 1d ago

Skwisgaar was sired by a god though. His mom being with thousands of men was just a coincidence.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 1d ago

Idk who that is, but that name does sound like one that needs multiple sperms/names to have

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u/Shadow293 1d ago

Unexpected Metalocalypse reference. Brutal.

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u/WesleyAMaker 1d ago

Gesundheit

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 1d ago

Wouldn’t happen. She’s too young for him.

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u/Ok_Marzipan5759 1d ago

"Alll those men. Alllll that ejaculate."

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u/Zaraknel 1d ago

Overcraft

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u/Cultural-Coyote-5129 23h ago

Git out you belong Ina garbage can!

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u/No_Army_1426 22h ago

FXXX YOUs, ALRIGHT?!
YOU AMN’T MY FXXKINs DADs!

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u/OriginalTayRoc 16h ago

It remains to be seen if finger-style prowess runs in the family...