r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kappethimm • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter...

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I know gojo and i know bonnie blue but i can't understand the connection.

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

It has not. There's no proof she actually slept with 1000 men. The footage of the act itself was never released, so everyone saying they've watched it is lying. Just the bits and pieces they got for the documentary. The baby she's claimed to have here, which is surprising because it comes after a string of fake pregnancy announcements, would have been fathered after the thousand men event would have taken place anyway, she would have been pregnant for over a year otherwise.

Tl;dr everything BB says is fake or exaggerated for clout chasing. She never slept with a thousand guys and hasn't provided proof that she did so and most people will be surprised if the baby is real since she's claimed on and off to be pregnant since January 2025.

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Thank you, still that kid is going to be brutally bullied

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago edited 1d ago

If it's real. All I've been able to find is the one photo of them in the hospital bed and the TikTok of her on the toilet eating toast which is easy enough to make without actually having given birth. But yeah if anyone shouldn't have a kid, it's her.

New rule: if you offer to send me pornography or try to wokescold me about porn stars being allowed to have children you're getting blocked. BB is a clout addict in addition to being a porn star and her child will suffer for being attached to her name

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 1d ago

Bullies don't give a shit if things are real or not. The fact that this kid's mom is forever linked to this whole event at all is going to be miserable for the poor kid. I really do feel for the poor baby, especially once they get into the upper grades of elementary school until end of high school. Hopefully they grow up to be extremely resilient and confident and the shit they get rolls right off their back, to the point everyone moves on.

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

I think you misunderstood my comment, but I don't disagree

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u/SugarBeefs 23h ago

porn stars being allowed to have children

Is this just a personal moral judgement or would you support the state actually prohibiting them from parenthood?

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u/lilbabybrutus 22h ago

What poor reading skills you have 🙄 they are saying that Bonnie blue isnt an unfit parent bc she is a porn star, its bc she is a clout demon. You are the exact person they are mocking, someone who is selectively quoting them to make it about adult entertainment in general

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u/SugarBeefs 22h ago

I didn't feel that came across that clearly. It seems fairly open to interpretation.

There's also no need for your hostility.

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 21h ago edited 12h ago

Sorry about your reading comprehension then, most people understood it just fine.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago edited 1d ago

She was probably regnant - those videos do exist and would be awful exuberant to not see a silicone bump.

And why? She is a porn star who is significantly better than most at marketing, not a demon in human flesh.

Are you just clutching your pearls at anyone with an onlyfans having a child, or anyone having a slutty adult life and a kid?

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Bro she is not your average porn star

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Yeah, you're right. She has way less movies but is extremely good at marketing the ones she makes - my hats off to someone who gets talked about on the fuckin right wing news for an orgy she didn't actually have so a bunch of weird oppressed freaks can talk about how outraged they are while they pull up her onlyfans and credit card.

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Are you ok?

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Yeah man, having a great day, learning that good advertising works even better than I thought it did - which is sorta sad and lowers my estimation of humanity.

I got fresh tacos from a food truck though so I'm smilin'

How about you? Have you learned some things about how you know little on a subject except for what you've overheard and allowed it to creep into your brain? Having a good lunch?

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

I learned how a porn addict gets triggered just by stating facts about how real human relationships work, but still is something you can fix it by getting professional help.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

What is a porn addict to you? Genuine question.

For me, an addiction if any kind is only really an addiction if it's a problem in your life. I know that a big swath of people are puritanical about the concept of porn and think you're porn sick if you jerk off to a playboy once.

I assume you must be in that category because you don't know anything about me other than that I watch porn (shock! Horror!) and know a little about Bonnie Blue past the headlines.

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 1d ago

Buddy that kid is going to be bullied out of existence. You can have whatever views you want, but your personal views are completely irrelevant when it comes to kids growing up.

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u/Debbiedowner750 1d ago

Guess we found a fan❤️ b blue sends her love and regards significantcats

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

I like how he keeps insisting the rest of us are jacking off to her, but totally not him because she isn't good enough for a true man of culture. Porn addicts truly have no sense of a normal person's bar for disgust vs attraction. Plus negging this random woman while defending the worst thing about her? Cuckoo bananas.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

I'm a big fan of porn, but don't give a shit about her. She makes pretty run of the mill porn but is exceptionally good at getting angry weirdoes to have a guilty jerk at the Queen of evil Harlots and pay her sixty bucks for it.

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u/Debbiedowner750 1d ago

Okidoki 1# fan lots of love from ur bonnie

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Her strategy continues to work on you, amazin

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u/Beagle_Knight 1d ago

Bro not everyone here is porn addicted like you. The reality is that kids get bullied for any reason, but in his case the poor kid is going to get bullied to no end because her mom is a porn star, that made a gang bang (if she had sex with 1000 guys or not is irrelevant), celebrated the baby shower with a golden shower and made the father name reveal another event.

Stating those facts dosent make anyone a pearl clutcher nor it means we jack off to her.

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u/SignificantCats 1d ago

Sure, but people who do porn have kids all the time.

Specifically what I was talking about was saying "she is the last person who should have a kid" (or something similar, I can't check they blocked me or deleted the commentl) which is a silly statement for a lot of reasons. The only reason you could say that is if you think all people who have done only fans or whatever would be morally wrong to have kids, and that it's worse than someone who is dead broke or on drugs having kids.

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u/Debbiedowner750 1d ago

Upvoted for motivation. She will marry you bro i promise

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u/pandershrek 1d ago

Doubtful, most children have 0 idea who other children's parents are.

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u/Advanced_Bird_9425 5h ago

Who's your daddy ?

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u/EmpathBear 1d ago

Bullied for sure.
But it also has to live with a mother and a grandmother that think selling that amount of sex and all the attention is normal and doesn't impact negatively.
I am sure she loves the child, but her behavior is so ill advised that I worry for the kid.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 1d ago edited 1d ago

The footage of the act itself was never released, so everyone saying they've watched it is lying.

I didn't realize this. I remember the Houston 500 back in the day when she did that, I think everything was recorded. Who has the provable record then?

Edit: This is where my wiki search ended:

World record gang bang On October 9, 1999, Candy Apples became the world gang bang record holder, which used to be held by porn star Houston, with 742[5] "instances of sex",[4] including oral sex and strap-on use. Candy Apples was aiming for over 2,000, but the gang bang was eventually halted by a Los Angeles Police raid.[3][4][6] She was originally going to marry her then fiancé, now husband, at the end of the gangbang.[3][7][8]

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

Huh, today I learned. Thank you roach coach bangbus.

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 2h ago

Getting married at the end of that... I try not to judge but god damn do these people make it easy

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 52m ago

Damn LAPD trying to stop a beautiful ceremony.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 1d ago

I heard a story on here about how this lady noticed, based on tattoos/etc, that one of the guys that showed up in the documentary was her friend’s husband. So she dropped that bomb on her friend, only to find out in the resulting fallout that her husband (and some other dudes in their friend group) also participated 😂

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

Yeah. Entertaining post, and I've never bothered to watch the documentary footage so who knows if it's possible. But if I had to bet money on it I would say it's just as made up as the rest of the story

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 1d ago

I treat reddit stories like reality TV, it’s usually trashy and probably scripted but it’s still entertaining 😂

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u/TheValiantWhippet 1d ago

I believe 100% she fucked a thousand men, just not in one nighf

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

Over the course of her entire career for sure, well over a thousand. But in a single 12 hour span, no shot.

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u/-Arius- 1d ago

She did do a scene while pregnant. I'll see if I can find the link for you.

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

Nope, blocking you with a quickness.

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u/its_free_sog 1d ago

It’s weird that you claim to be interested in spreading facts but move to instantly block anyone doing the same.

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

I never said she's definitely not pregnant. I said I'd be surprised. Never asked for proof. What i said definitively was that she never slept with a thousand guys. Stop pretending you don't just want to send people porn.

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u/Annual-Weird-6682 17h ago

Chill lil gup

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u/-Arius- 5h ago

Well I found the link in case you need proof. If not, happy internetting.

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u/AdonisCarbonado 1d ago

I can’t work out if your comment is a rivals post or someone who wants to be the father?

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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 1d ago

Just somebody who likes to share facts in the face of misinformation

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u/082426grateful 1d ago

Why do they always call it “sleeping with”? No one was sleeping, I’m sure of that. A “bed” was surely nowhere to be found.

I mean, if we’re going to paint over the word “fuckin’”, we could go biblical or something with the term “laid with”.

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u/amirulnaim2000 4h ago

i too bothered by the usage in lanterns tv show

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u/elinamebro 1d ago

Are you saying she need to try again?

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u/Childish_Danbino81 1d ago

We have our highest ranked Bonnie Blue historian on the case