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We could redistribute wealth to prevent it from pooling and creating economic disasters in the first place.
525 u/Exotic_Drink69420 8h ago I believe the dragons would have something to say about that. 330 u/miniatureconlangs 7h ago And the Christians have, sadly, decided that killing dragons no longer is the Christian way. Saint George shakes his head. 84 u/karoshikun 7h ago as someone named after him, I feel disappointed of such state of affairs... 56 u/Bulky_Algae6110 7h ago Your name is Saint George? Awesome. 41 u/karoshikun 7h ago just George... 116 u/0019362 7h ago Just George, the Just. 39 u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago Short for Justin George. Which is two first names. But his middle name Side. So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George. 6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious. 2 u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife 31 u/Nruggia 7h ago Don't sell yourself short. Even Saint George was just George at some point. 2 u/MintyBeaver 6h ago How about George St Pierre? He put the George first... 8 u/MizStazya 7h ago Farmer George? 2 u/karoshikun 7h ago that's what the name means! 3 u/Ari_On_The_Nette 7h ago Venus has gone inside 2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference 2 u/GrinderMonkey 6h ago Well, start killing dragons and we'll make you Saint George the Second. 2 u/EpilepticMushrooms 5h ago Your middle name is now Saint. Here's an imaginary sword. Go get em! 1 u/Jail_Chris_Brown 6h ago Somewhere Matt Mercer just shuddered. 1 u/wadeissupercool 7h ago Any relation to spiders georg? 2 u/h_grytpype_thynne 6h ago My understanding of Catholicism is that if you name your kid Saint [Something] they grow up to be pretty awesome. But then there's the, you know, martyrdom. 1 u/Euphoric-Skirt7649 5h ago Yeah, but if you’re doing Catholicism right, being worthy of martyrdom is basically the goal. 2 u/absentminded0ne 5h ago Just Saint
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I believe the dragons would have something to say about that.
330 u/miniatureconlangs 7h ago And the Christians have, sadly, decided that killing dragons no longer is the Christian way. Saint George shakes his head. 84 u/karoshikun 7h ago as someone named after him, I feel disappointed of such state of affairs... 56 u/Bulky_Algae6110 7h ago Your name is Saint George? Awesome. 41 u/karoshikun 7h ago just George... 116 u/0019362 7h ago Just George, the Just. 39 u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago Short for Justin George. Which is two first names. But his middle name Side. So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George. 6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious. 2 u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife 31 u/Nruggia 7h ago Don't sell yourself short. Even Saint George was just George at some point. 2 u/MintyBeaver 6h ago How about George St Pierre? He put the George first... 8 u/MizStazya 7h ago Farmer George? 2 u/karoshikun 7h ago that's what the name means! 3 u/Ari_On_The_Nette 7h ago Venus has gone inside 2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference 2 u/GrinderMonkey 6h ago Well, start killing dragons and we'll make you Saint George the Second. 2 u/EpilepticMushrooms 5h ago Your middle name is now Saint. Here's an imaginary sword. Go get em! 1 u/Jail_Chris_Brown 6h ago Somewhere Matt Mercer just shuddered. 1 u/wadeissupercool 7h ago Any relation to spiders georg? 2 u/h_grytpype_thynne 6h ago My understanding of Catholicism is that if you name your kid Saint [Something] they grow up to be pretty awesome. But then there's the, you know, martyrdom. 1 u/Euphoric-Skirt7649 5h ago Yeah, but if you’re doing Catholicism right, being worthy of martyrdom is basically the goal. 2 u/absentminded0ne 5h ago Just Saint
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And the Christians have, sadly, decided that killing dragons no longer is the Christian way. Saint George shakes his head.
84 u/karoshikun 7h ago as someone named after him, I feel disappointed of such state of affairs... 56 u/Bulky_Algae6110 7h ago Your name is Saint George? Awesome. 41 u/karoshikun 7h ago just George... 116 u/0019362 7h ago Just George, the Just. 39 u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago Short for Justin George. Which is two first names. But his middle name Side. So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George. 6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious. 2 u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife 31 u/Nruggia 7h ago Don't sell yourself short. Even Saint George was just George at some point. 2 u/MintyBeaver 6h ago How about George St Pierre? He put the George first... 8 u/MizStazya 7h ago Farmer George? 2 u/karoshikun 7h ago that's what the name means! 3 u/Ari_On_The_Nette 7h ago Venus has gone inside 2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference 2 u/GrinderMonkey 6h ago Well, start killing dragons and we'll make you Saint George the Second. 2 u/EpilepticMushrooms 5h ago Your middle name is now Saint. Here's an imaginary sword. Go get em! 1 u/Jail_Chris_Brown 6h ago Somewhere Matt Mercer just shuddered. 1 u/wadeissupercool 7h ago Any relation to spiders georg? 2 u/h_grytpype_thynne 6h ago My understanding of Catholicism is that if you name your kid Saint [Something] they grow up to be pretty awesome. But then there's the, you know, martyrdom. 1 u/Euphoric-Skirt7649 5h ago Yeah, but if you’re doing Catholicism right, being worthy of martyrdom is basically the goal. 2 u/absentminded0ne 5h ago Just Saint
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as someone named after him, I feel disappointed of such state of affairs...
56 u/Bulky_Algae6110 7h ago Your name is Saint George? Awesome. 41 u/karoshikun 7h ago just George... 116 u/0019362 7h ago Just George, the Just. 39 u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago Short for Justin George. Which is two first names. But his middle name Side. So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George. 6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious. 2 u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife 31 u/Nruggia 7h ago Don't sell yourself short. Even Saint George was just George at some point. 2 u/MintyBeaver 6h ago How about George St Pierre? He put the George first... 8 u/MizStazya 7h ago Farmer George? 2 u/karoshikun 7h ago that's what the name means! 3 u/Ari_On_The_Nette 7h ago Venus has gone inside 2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference 2 u/GrinderMonkey 6h ago Well, start killing dragons and we'll make you Saint George the Second. 2 u/EpilepticMushrooms 5h ago Your middle name is now Saint. Here's an imaginary sword. Go get em! 1 u/Jail_Chris_Brown 6h ago Somewhere Matt Mercer just shuddered. 1 u/wadeissupercool 7h ago Any relation to spiders georg? 2 u/h_grytpype_thynne 6h ago My understanding of Catholicism is that if you name your kid Saint [Something] they grow up to be pretty awesome. But then there's the, you know, martyrdom. 1 u/Euphoric-Skirt7649 5h ago Yeah, but if you’re doing Catholicism right, being worthy of martyrdom is basically the goal. 2 u/absentminded0ne 5h ago Just Saint
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Your name is Saint George?
Awesome.
41 u/karoshikun 7h ago just George... 116 u/0019362 7h ago Just George, the Just. 39 u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago Short for Justin George. Which is two first names. But his middle name Side. So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George. 6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious. 2 u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife 31 u/Nruggia 7h ago Don't sell yourself short. Even Saint George was just George at some point. 2 u/MintyBeaver 6h ago How about George St Pierre? He put the George first... 8 u/MizStazya 7h ago Farmer George? 2 u/karoshikun 7h ago that's what the name means! 3 u/Ari_On_The_Nette 7h ago Venus has gone inside 2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference 2 u/GrinderMonkey 6h ago Well, start killing dragons and we'll make you Saint George the Second. 2 u/EpilepticMushrooms 5h ago Your middle name is now Saint. Here's an imaginary sword. Go get em! 1 u/Jail_Chris_Brown 6h ago Somewhere Matt Mercer just shuddered. 1 u/wadeissupercool 7h ago Any relation to spiders georg? 2 u/h_grytpype_thynne 6h ago My understanding of Catholicism is that if you name your kid Saint [Something] they grow up to be pretty awesome. But then there's the, you know, martyrdom. 1 u/Euphoric-Skirt7649 5h ago Yeah, but if you’re doing Catholicism right, being worthy of martyrdom is basically the goal. 2 u/absentminded0ne 5h ago Just Saint
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just George...
116 u/0019362 7h ago Just George, the Just. 39 u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago Short for Justin George. Which is two first names. But his middle name Side. So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George. 6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious. 2 u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife 31 u/Nruggia 7h ago Don't sell yourself short. Even Saint George was just George at some point. 2 u/MintyBeaver 6h ago How about George St Pierre? He put the George first... 8 u/MizStazya 7h ago Farmer George? 2 u/karoshikun 7h ago that's what the name means! 3 u/Ari_On_The_Nette 7h ago Venus has gone inside 2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference 2 u/GrinderMonkey 6h ago Well, start killing dragons and we'll make you Saint George the Second. 2 u/EpilepticMushrooms 5h ago Your middle name is now Saint. Here's an imaginary sword. Go get em! 1 u/Jail_Chris_Brown 6h ago Somewhere Matt Mercer just shuddered. 1 u/wadeissupercool 7h ago Any relation to spiders georg?
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Just George, the Just.
39 u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago Short for Justin George. Which is two first names. But his middle name Side. So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George. 6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious. 2 u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife
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Short for Justin George.
Which is two first names.
But his middle name Side.
So his name is Justin Side George which is also where he finishes. Because his spouse took on his name, and is also George.
6 u/Remebond 6h ago You didn't have to do that, but you did. 5 u/Inspired_Nuisance 6h ago It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George. 4 u/gridlockmain1 6h ago His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too? 1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George. 1 u/CreepyClay 5h ago And so did his pet monkey curious.
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You didn't have to do that, but you did.
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It was unfortunate that they named their son Buster "Bustin" Side George.
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His spouse’s name is Justin Side George too?
1 u/Shibyashi 5h ago No, it’s Justine Side George.
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No, it’s Justine Side George.
And so did his pet monkey curious.
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His brother Ulric helped me when a devil bear took my wife
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Don't sell yourself short. Even Saint George was just George at some point.
2 u/MintyBeaver 6h ago How about George St Pierre? He put the George first...
How about George St Pierre? He put the George first...
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Farmer George?
2 u/karoshikun 7h ago that's what the name means! 3 u/Ari_On_The_Nette 7h ago Venus has gone inside 2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference
that's what the name means!
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Venus has gone inside
2 u/Ness-Shot 2h ago I actually understood this reference
I actually understood this reference
Well, start killing dragons and we'll make you Saint George the Second.
Your middle name is now Saint.
Here's an imaginary sword.
Go get em!
Somewhere Matt Mercer just shuddered.
Any relation to spiders georg?
My understanding of Catholicism is that if you name your kid Saint [Something] they grow up to be pretty awesome. But then there's the, you know, martyrdom.
1 u/Euphoric-Skirt7649 5h ago Yeah, but if you’re doing Catholicism right, being worthy of martyrdom is basically the goal.
Yeah, but if you’re doing Catholicism right, being worthy of martyrdom is basically the goal.
Just Saint
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u/Own_Policy8854 8h ago
We could redistribute wealth to prevent it from pooling and creating economic disasters in the first place.