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u/Affectionate-Draw688 7h ago
Muslim country. Gay illegal. Me illegal. I do crime. Bye bye now.
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u/Run4c0v3r 7h ago edited 4h ago
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u/Rea404 7h ago
Hmm what if I'm stressed but unemployed?
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u/TheGrandExquisitor 6h ago
Bi curious
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u/AdAggressive8148 6h ago
but they cant bi anything
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u/TheGrandExquisitor 2h ago
What do you mean?
Malaysia has a modern and robust economy. The ringgit is doing fairly well.
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u/sjopolsa 4h ago
Gay by application? Sent out too many resumes, maybe. Let's just hope you did so a long time ago, and get to be the bottom of the pile.
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u/phoogkamer 5h ago
In other words, Malaysian minister is gay but thinks (wants to think) he just needs less work stress to ‘correct’ it.
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u/TM761152 4h ago
He should head on over to the local bath house, where her can have a relaxing non-gay scrub down by a very very straight, very handsome half-naked young Asian man.
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u/ForeverShiny 3h ago
More like "I had to come up with something on the fly when my wife came to the office and saw the intern on all fours in his underpants"
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u/porn_alt_4022 3h ago
I saw this movie where the boss and his male underling found a way to relieve stress in the office.
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u/ChuckCarmichael 4h ago
Let's go with that. Gay people just worked too hard and need more breaks or they might get even gayer. Straight people working too hard might turn gay, so they need more breaks. Everybody wins.
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u/sparkling-rainbow 1h ago
Hey boss, can I get a week of? Coworkers becoming attractive at an alarming rate...
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u/Blcksheep89 6h ago
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u/Naditya64 4h ago
They'll call LGBT "deviant culture" but ignore the epidemic of child marriages and paedophilia in the Malay-Muslim community. There are facebook groups of Malay men of all ages (from teens to elderly men) dedicated to lusting over underage Malay girls in school uniforms. This is actual deviancy, degeneracy and depravity.
Malaysia is so fucked.
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u/CuriousButNotJewish 4h ago
To see it as bad you have to first say as a religion that it is bad and Muhammad married a 6 year old and had sex with her when she was 9, so nah, not happening.
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u/Naditya64 3h ago
The problem is it’s not just one religion that has a problem with pedophilia and child marriage.
We still don’t fucking know how many fucking pedo christian priests there are. The goddamn church won’t release their lists of pedos.
USA, claimed to be built on “Judeo-Christian values”, has 30+ states where child marriage is legal. 3 states don’t have a minimum age. WTAF. Many of the opposition to banning child marriage in USA comes from Christians/Evangelicals.
We gotta drag all religions out.
What a fucked world. The West is plagued by pedos bearing Crosses and half the East is plagued by pedos bearing the Crescent Moon.
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u/CuriousButNotJewish 2h ago
Ah yes, the classic "but christians bad too!!!!"
I don't know how to tell you but fucking 11 year old girls because they are "wives" is not a widespread contemporary Christian issue. Only one religion has this problem.
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u/Schmutzlord5 3h ago
But, but, but christianity!!!!
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u/Naditya64 2h ago
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u/CuriousButNotJewish 2h ago
That your kneejerk reaction to "child brides are problematic in Islam" is "ACTUALLY Christianity does it too (ok so??)" says a lot about you.
It's pure whataboutism.
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u/Naditya64 2h ago
My fault for being an unapologetic atheist who passionately hates all religions.
It's pure whataboutism.
LMAO 🤡
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u/Emannuelle-in-space 7h ago
I was there recently and was surprised how tolerant of gay they are compared to other Muslim countries I’ve been to. But yeah it’s still technically illegal.
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u/Less-Personality-481 5h ago
Thats news to me.
If I remember correctly, then an Indian trans women was brutally attacked and killed in Malaysia. And the Malaysia media called them "a man dressed as women". https://www.hrw.org/news/2017/02/24/transgender-woman-murdered-malaysia
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u/Emannuelle-in-space 5h ago
Ok yeah but the same thing happens in the U.S.
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u/Less-Personality-481 5h ago
This news report also has two paragraphs on the safety of Transgenders in Malaysia:
In a 2014 report, “I’m Scared to be a Women: Human Rights Abuses Against Transgender People in Malaysia,” Human Rights Watch documented rights violations by state religious officials and police, including arbitrary arrests, detention, sexual assault, and torture, as well as extortion of money and sex. Human Rights Watch also identified instances of violence by private citizens, employment discrimination, and stigmatizing treatment by health workers.
Official crackdowns on transgender people came with a cost. Today, violence, aggression, and discrimination against transgender people in Malaysia are underreported because transgender people – quite understandably – do not trust the police
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u/Emannuelle-in-space 5h ago
Again, the same is true in the U.S. Aside from the state religious officials (since we don’t have those here), every one of those examples has happened to a trans person I personally know.
Regardless, the topic of this thread is being gay in Malaysia, not trans. You’d probably have a better shot disputing me with anecdotes of gay oppression. That’s something the U.S. has managed to reduce in the last couple decades.
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u/Overall-Heart-8339 3h ago edited 3h ago
Yeah the topic of this thread is also not "so what, that also happens in the U.S.," yet you keep saying that as if it means something. No one is "disputing" you.
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u/Emannuelle-in-space 3h ago
My whole point was that relative to other Muslim countries, Malaysia isn’t that bad. I wasn’t even trying to say they tolerant, just that they’re not as intolerant. Someone else cited an instance of intolerance, the implication being they disagree, so I pointed out that it doesn’t refute my claim, as the same could be said about a country known for being tolerant of lgbt.
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u/Rea404 6h ago
I mean.... it's fine as long as you didn't advertise it to the world or do explicit stuff in public
We recognized as a Muslim country but we have other races living here too
We are very heavily trying not to "accidentally" start another race war so we just mind our own business until someone disturb the peace (mainly caused by politics)
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u/Yearning_crescent 6h ago
another?
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u/three2wan 6h ago
You may search 13 May incident Malaysia
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u/Available-Eggplant68 6h ago
After reading the wikipedia article on it, seems more akin to a pogrom against the chinese by the malays
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u/Rea404 4h ago
Yes kinda , Indian took part too but their numbers aren't much so only locally.
In simpler term , it's like malay are the white people and Chinese are the black people.
The only reason we united now is to shit on outsiders that try to harass us like that issues with the Mainland Chinese and Koreans 🤏
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u/dejokerr 4h ago
Wait till you heard about the stupid malays who want to be nazis - literally the #hitlerdidnothingwrong crowd
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u/mightyboognish32 6h ago
Yea as a queer man I'm not going to any country where being gay is illegal. It's not fine if you have to hide behind closed doors to not be arrested.
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u/MaryPaku 6h ago
Understandable. They don't really arrest you in Malaysia though you can safely announce you are gay in Malaysia. The problem is that there are no way for gay people to legally marry so they have a lot of issues like inheritance when dead.
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u/Peggable-Blue 4h ago
Nope, there are cases where malaysian authorities arrest people for being gay though most time they're just got released afterward. It's a weird system because simply being gay is legal under federal law but is illegal under many states law.
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u/Blcksheep89 5h ago
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u/AllQuadsNoChest 5h ago
Not legally recognized marriage though
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u/Hetares 3h ago
Tbf, the term 'not legal' has rarely stopped any Malaysian from doing something. Source: Father's side of family are Malaysian, still go to Penang every year.
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u/Blcksheep89 1h ago
??? I don't understand this comment, am I too dumb
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u/Hetares 1h ago
Malaysians take the law fairly loosely. Paying bribes to get off a speeding ticket is normal. Lots of buildings are in disrepair because the tenants refuse to pay rent and governing bodies do not chase it. Politicians blatantly hoarding and abusing funds is no secret. Snatch and grab motorcyclists have lately realised that its' faster to carry a parang (machete) and slash the person to grab their purse rather than demand their belongings at knifepoint.
Even without going to extremes, the common Malaysian take loosely goverened laws (like parking) seriously. Like they say in Pirates of the Carribean, 'it's more of a guideline'.
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u/NukaCooler 32m ago
Yeah but the issue with a "not legal" marriage isn't "you will be arrested an jailed" (though you might be, IDK).
The issue is the marriage isn't legally recognised - you're not classed as the spouse of your partner. Partner in hospital and can't make medical decisions for themselves? Partner's parents make the decisions for them, you might be barred from the hospital room.
Inheritance, life insurance, spousal support? You're not eligible, as you're not married.
There may be other legal methods to get the same or similar rights, I'm not versed on the situation in Malaysia, but those are some of the benefits of legalised same sex marriage.
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u/enakku_theriyathu 6h ago
why did politicians cancel an lgbt event held in private this year if it was "fine"
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u/MrCockingFinally 4h ago
Malaysia is a bit of a weird one, because it's a Muslim country and Malaysian Muslims within Malaysia are pretty severely religiously repressed. But non-muslims in Malaysia basically get to do whatever. Would be weirdly progressive if apostasy wasn't severely punished.
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u/reroll-life 3h ago
honest question: did you leave KL?
Malaysia is still incredibly underdeveloped. Some lady cussed my wife and I out for holding hands while walking in a park in KL which we laughed off but outside of the capital things are much, much worse.
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u/Emannuelle-in-space 3h ago
True, I shouldn’t have generalized all of Malaysia based on my experience in KL.
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u/ShadowJinKiller 5h ago
It's actually a muslim-majority country, not a Muslim country
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u/NotThinkingAbout 4h ago
that is true for Indonesia, but islam is the official religion of Malaysia
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u/ShadowJinKiller 4h ago
Malaysia's legal and political framework operates with secular elements, making it a muslim-majority instead even though it's true the Islam is the official religion. Syariah laws don't apply to non-Muslims
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u/EpicDinoYT 4h ago
its actually a secular country with a muslim majority
lgbt is technically NOT illegal in malaysia, the only illegal part is having anal sex... yeah.. it is still very much discriminated against thought
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u/CatOfTechnology 4h ago
Funnily enough, a solid portion of America didn't need the Muslim majority to hit that "Sodomy is illegal in all forms" button and hold it down right up until 2003 with the SCOTUS' ruling on Lawrence v. Texas.
But, yeah, having a Muslim majority certainly isn't going to make that any easier to clear up.
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u/caseygloop 2h ago
Cool, but the joke would be a comically large train passes by not Malaysia beeing Muslim country and that bullshit....
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u/ResponsibleOrange179 1h ago
But muslims are such lovely people who enhance my western culture, did twitter lie to me?!
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u/ShibaLover227 31m ago
Wait til you hear about how much Christians hate the LGBTQ+, to the point that they put them back in the concentration camps til they could be moved to ally prisons. Then there's the whole missionary influence in Africa alongside the continued hate campaigns in America and Europe.
Almost like religious fundamentalism in general is bad
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u/mightyboognish32 7h ago
IDK about the train but Malaysia is not LGBT friendly.
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u/Practical_Fix_6738 7h ago
The train is supposed to be comedic censorship like in movies, like for example someone is about to cuss and right when the cussword is coming, the horns of a ship make it inaudible
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u/cbost 6h ago
Which, unsurprisingly, malaysia does. I can't stand it when a move just cuts to black
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u/Mission-Fault3351 6h ago
Censors also create unintentional sexual innuendo all the time. I remember watching a tv edit of Kindergarten Cop, and in a scene where after Arnold Schwartzenegger's character punches out an abusive dad, the school's principal was supposed to say "How did it feelnto hit that son of a bitch?", but because the tv edit cuts out the swear, she says "How did it feel to hit that?"
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u/TheMythofKoalas 4h ago
Alternatively they cut out just the explicitly gay stuff, change some of the wording and leave the rest in, like they did in Sailor Moon, leading US audiences confused about why the two 'cousins' were so intimate with each other.
It also occasionally leads to really stylistic artistic choices like the neon pink blood in Danganronpa.
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u/Colambler 4h ago
While true, I've literally used Grindr there - quite successfully - so I'm a little confused about the post.
They also had a gay sauna in KL.
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u/SupahSpankeh 3h ago
How dangerous is that?!
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u/orz-_-orz 1h ago
Basically it's a gamble, might get raid by the officials
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u/WaterstarRunner 1h ago
Might meet the leader of the opposition there according to whoever's government.
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u/Similar-Profile9467 7h ago
Malaysia has an Islamic government that bans all forms of same-sex acts.
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u/prolapseenthusiat 6h ago
Funny enough that I visited a drag show in a bar in Kuala Lumpur
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u/iffugennanameubaht 6h ago
Prolly cuz drag isn’t a same sex sexual activity
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u/Complete-Goat4891 5h ago
Since it's drag, I'm assuming it isn't the femboy cafe. It'll still be subject to scrutiny btw, the authorities here do that but they can't officially take action unless you're Muslim or there's a civil law being broken.
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u/Character-Baby-4722 4h ago
Bruh I still have to go visit that, is it the subang uni one or by the caesar augustus guy
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u/Complete-Goat4891 4h ago
There's one at Subang Uni too? Never been to either since I'm out of KL.
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u/Character-Baby-4722 4h ago
Ya they advertised it on reddit b4 maybe last month, they were pretty lax and doing it on campus
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u/Aggrokid 4h ago
It's because the country also has serious endemic corruption so any vice operation can pay off the police.
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u/_Administrator_ 1h ago
Places like that get raided frequently... and Malaysia is one of the more progressive Islamic countries,
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u/BulkNoodles 6h ago
It's worth noting that some illegal establishment is a thing. They registered it under a different name, and then run a totally different kind of business. Also, bribe to prevent law enforcers from checking it.
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u/Dinnerpancakes 7h ago
Shamus here… There’s a common trope on shows, movies, and cartoons, where a person is going to tell something really important but possible controversial and a loud train comes by and you can’t hear what they actually say. It doesn’t really work in text, but that’s the kind of joke it’s supposed to be.
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u/basileusnikephorus 7h ago
It's a TV/Movie trope. Whenever there is something controversial or the film is self-censoring (for comedic effect) there will be a loud noise blocking out the dialogue. Traditionally it's a train.
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u/softestpulse 7h ago
I think it's a reference to the trope in American cartoons where a character tells another character the writers never actually wrote, and it's unfortunately obscured by a loud vehicle passing by.
Basically the person running the grindr account doesn't have the reason why it's not released in malaysia
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u/Sensitive_Shame_6129 6h ago
it's also used to make it look like the character said smthn that would get them in trouble so they had to censor it over here it would ofc be not getting in trouble for slamophobia
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u/knigheht 5h ago
The person does have a reason. They are censoring themselves, but at the same time implying the actual reason. The censorship by passing train itself is a statement.
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u/AnXit86 7h ago
This guy toons!
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u/softestpulse 7h ago
That one fairly oddparents episode has lived rent free in my head for two decades
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u/1058pm 6h ago
There was a powerpuff girls episode where i think they learn to swear but it was always covered by car or background noises. I was so young i had absolutely no idea what was going on or how censorship worked. I just thought they learned to mimic car sounds and everyone in the show was freaking out for some reason
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u/_mersault 5h ago
Disagree because they totally missed the meaning of that trope, which is wink & nod censorship
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u/ariff_balang 6h ago
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u/mightyboognish32 6h ago
Yea mentioned for being a backwards country that makes being LGBT illegal.
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u/ariff_balang 6h ago
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u/mightyboognish32 6h ago
Any form of criminalization is not acceptable in 2026.
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u/notfree25 1h ago
Go start a protest then. Have them repeal some laws thats rarely enforced because its 2026. Go put a spotlight on those laws
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u/sirgentleguy 6h ago edited 6h ago
Muslim-majority country. That being said, if you go to the nightlife in Kuala Lumpur, you can find drag shows, transgenders, etc. Some food chains also employ transgenders. You can find a group of female friends with hijabs on, with one token gay friend in that group. Some private companies also employ LGBT people here.
it is just not legal, can’t have same-sex marriage and all that, but as long as the people in the LGBT community are not trying to show off publicly, not many people bats an eye. Malaysia is not culturally PDA people too so you will struggle to find people kissing in public, let alone gay people.
Hence, naturally Grindr is also banned here, but people can put a point that they are finding same-sex relationships on Tinder too. So yeah…
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u/Wise_Temperature9142 6h ago
I legit met a guy from Malaysia on Grindr, cute and friendly. He had recently moved to Canada to escape homophobia at home. He told me a bit of his story. I genuinely felt sad for him, even though he was open to a few family members. But man, he was gorg, and such a sweet soul. We had our fun :)
We met a second time but then he deleted his account shortly after. I hope he is alright wherever he is.
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u/Gringophilez 6h ago
There’s a trope in some films were a character is about to tell something super important and/or controversial but is cut off by a loud train speeding by.
They were about to say “Well its because being gay is a crime in Malaysia” but a train cut him off.
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u/Foreign_Penalty_5341 4h ago
Singaporean so I don’t have any more recent examples, but there was a raid on a gay bath house in Malaysia late last year. Even though no one ended up being prosecuted, a lot of men were forced out of the closet with their identities being made public. Lesbians and gay men still exist under threat.
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u/FireHammer09 1h ago
Grindr is banned because a Muslim government has banned it. The Grindr company is well aware of that and will automatically display a warning in any Muslim country that hasn't banned it that the government has used it to honeypot other gay men.
The comically large train is playing on a trope in US media where the character is saying something they're not supposed to be saying due to censorship rules. They're making a joke.
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u/alphaxion 7h ago
Background character twiddling with his nipples here. Seems to me that it's drowning out the person giving the reason, kinda like that scene from Wayne's World where Wayne and Garth are arguing but the sound of the airplanes causes you to not hear what they're saying.
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u/hatred-shapped 5h ago
Wife is Malay Malaysian. Until recently it was life in prison or death for being found to be homosexual. Now it's prison or deportation.
They had a very well liked PM that was gay during his college years, and it basically ended his life
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u/sarahtalkswaytoomuch 4h ago
Potentially this could also be a reference to Malaysia banning and blacklisting the band The 1975 in 2023 after their frontman (Matty Healy) shared a kiss on-stage with the bassist Ross.
During their previous tour they had a bit where Matty would start to say something ‘problematic’ before getting instantly cut off by the opening guitar riff of the next song.
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u/WordWordNvmber 4h ago
It's because the last time they let in a bunch of flamboyant men, one tried to kill the Malaysian prime minister.
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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 2h ago
Islamic country, hardline Muslims would join the app and use the connection to hunt gays.
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u/McKoijion 1h ago
It's because Israel thinks Islamophobia will get us to forget their genocide. Raping and murdering kids isn't something we can tolerate though. And by we, I mean every single human on Earth.
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u/voiza 43m ago
Eugene Petrosyan is responding.
This is a reference to ye olde joke about a morning train which passes the village at morning schedule:
-- Hey your village population is so skewed to toddlers and children? How comes?
-- 5 years ago they build a railway nearby. Every morning, at 6:06 there is * a comically large A-train passes by *. It wakes up the entire village. And you know, it's too late to take a nap, and too early to get up yet...
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u/LightofNew 2h ago
The joke is referencing a media trope.
In this trope, a character will announce that they are about to reveal a significant bit of information, usually a hole in the world building or someone's backstory that fans would love to know, but otherwise is irrelevant to the actual plot.
As the character is about to give this information, something loud and obstructive takes up the screen, censoring the character and their voice.
There is then usually a followup where another character who was able to hear the information says something along the lines of "oh wow, well now I know" implying that the question has been answered and therefore does not need to be brought up again.












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u/qualityvote2 7h ago edited 2h ago
u/incredible_nut, your post does belong here!