a close facsimile

[u/ch0kez3ro]

My creation. Air fried tortilla, tomato paste, Aldi basil ala tube, string cheese.

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/ch0kez3ro, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

[u/BojackWorseman13]

Respectfully, I would take a Lunchable over this.

[u/JimG617 → u/BojackWorseman13]

Disrespectfully, I would too

[u/JimG617]

You don’t belong in a maximum security prison, but you need at least 6 months of intense mental evaluation

[u/mbcarbone]

I’ve seen worse, no jail but perhaps a probationary period of six months. 🧑‍⚖️👨‍⚖️

[u/sZia]

No Dave. You can not use my air fryer again.

[u/squanchyeeeeet]

Using string cheese sliced into rounds to mimic fresh mozzarella slices is actually kind of genius for a late night snack.

[u/teeejer]

I’ve followed this recipe for tortilla pizza. It’s pretty good. https://www.seriouseats.com/extra-crispy-bar-style-tortilla-pizza-recipe

[u/Marichiwa]

Based on the title, I thought you were going to say that it was a super convincing candle or something; like is this cake?

[u/Hot-Frosting-5286]

honestly the worst part of this for me is the tortilla. the rest I would be down for lol

[u/Head_Razzmatazz7174]

It's not my first choice of toppings, but at least it looks like a pizza.

[u/BrainwashedScapegoat]

I would grateful for this, just need olive oil. No jail time but youre getting a ticket