r/Poopfromabutt • u/MyLilStonie • 4d ago

Apparently a steak.

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64 Upvotes

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u/Thereelgerg 4d ago

The hair on the plate is just the perfect garnish.

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u/AdministrativeEnd168 4d ago

I spent 30 seconds trying to wipe it off my phone

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 4d ago

I blew on it 😑.

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u/KristineMcKinley 4d ago

I did the "scroll wiggle" on my phone to see if it was the picture or a hair on my phone.

2

u/autumnnights92 4d ago

Same!!!! I feel so much better now 🤣

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u/Lost_Figure_5892 4d ago

Me too, swipe, swat, smack… oh duh.

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u/Roscoe182 4d ago

Did the hair come free with it or did you have to pay extra?

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u/MyLilStonie 3d ago

It was an extra dollar 😔

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u/Ju3tAc00ldugg 4d ago

I tried to blow the hair off my phone

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u/9DAN2 4d ago

Needs more hairs

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u/Drewdiniskirino 4d ago

There may be an argument to be made in favor of well-done steak. Unfortunately, those that would make it are still busy chewing

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 4d ago

I’m a lot more grossed out by that hair on your plate 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮.

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u/shitokletsstartfresh 4d ago

I’m such a pig.
Would smash. Over cooked or not.

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u/badbatch 4d ago

Bark from a tree.

My dad would still say it's undercooked and put it back on the grill.

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u/Meeska-Mouska 4d ago

Nice hair

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u/AdministrativeEnd168 4d ago

Not rare enough

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 4d ago

Lost the other flip flop.

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u/top_of_the_scrote 4d ago

if it ain't grey it ain't okay