I love Ron Perlman. If there is a silver lining in all this fucking bullshit, itās listening to Ron Perlman and various celebrities come out swinging against this corrupt administration.
What is it with these people and thinking violence means you're not allowed to speak? I said something about Joe Rogan the other day and someone responded that he can beat me up. Ok cool, that invalidates my point then I guess.
i used to have to travel to texas every couple years (family) and no texan i ever met actually likes ted cruz. the dislike cuts across political tendency, race, gender, religion, everything. but they keep electing him
It is so funny Ted Cruz is so chickenshit he can't play internet tough guy with HIMSELF. "Oh, you are so tough? I bet this third person could beat you up" Have some self-respect man, at least dream big and imagine yourself fighting Ron Perlman.
"Suuure, you talk all tough now, but wait till you find out how much of a coward I really am when I make somebody else fight my battles for me, while I glumly fap on the sidelines!" -Terd Cruz, flaccid Vienna wiener
I'd pay to see that dumpster fire of a wrestling match on pay per view. At least the comic value would be at the sad state of affairs we find ourselves in.
Jim Jordan use to watch The Ohio State Buckeye team Dr. commit molestation against wrestling teammates. And then didnāt even have the balls to stick by the wrestlers who were abused. I highly vouch if you have Netflix to check out Surviving Ohio State. Crazy
āYou think youāre tough without make up on?? Iāll bet you $10k my buddy could pin you in a wrestling match in ten seconds!ā Holy crap if this was in a movie scene, itād get laughed at but this loser actually said it thinking itād sound cool.
Ted actually has a kid that does all or most of his responses so this tracks. Clearly kid is not very good at his job, but yeah Ted has the personality of a sloth and pays to sound edgy.
Somewhere in another timeline, Ted Cruz walked across the debate stage to shake hands with the man who insulted his wife, but instead throws one single, decisive haymaker. He was out of the running after that, but he became a legend in Texas. He helped those in need to rebuild their homes, he faced conflict head-on, and he sought office again when the time was right. He was a leading voice for the people of Texas until deep into the heart of his retirement.
THE Jim āThe Bonerā Jordan? The weird one that kept getting an erection during every match and sticking his finger up his opponentās bum? That Jim Jordan?
How nice of Mr. Cruz to invite another man to fight his battles for him. At least if he had offered to fight Mr. Perlman himself I would have had a smidge of respect for him, but nope his true colors came out.
Believing physicality has any bearing on opinions is one thing... but to not even say "I" would take you but "this other guy" could take you is crazy.
Like obviously, in the area of ideas and opinions who cares who can punch hardest... but also to just be like - you think you're cool, I bet you could not fight this other guy over there!
Crazy to actually say it out loud much less type it.
Tough guy, pitting an actor against a professional fighter after he was the one who got insulted. How about an actor vs a chicken shit politician? I'd put 10k on Perlman vs Cruz any day. F-ing pu$$y.
Sure, let's settle political disputes with a wrestling match.
Besides, Jim Jordan is 60; Ron Pearlman is 76. I would think Jordan, at 16 years younger, just might have an age advantage going in. A Jordan win sure wouldn't be anything to brag about.
Perlman would need to protect his private parts because of what Gym Jordan learned at Ohio State. The other thing is, Rafael Cruz is a real man, isnāt he?
I could beat the shit out of Gym Jordan. Sure, if we got in a wrestling mat in our little onesies with bullshit rules he could beat me with skill, but with legitimate violence I could mess him up.
"Please Ron Perlman, don't beat me up. I'm too little that I am.
Wait a bit until the second GOP member shows up, he's much bigger.
I just want to cross the bridge to Cancun to fatten myself up."
So ted runs to cancun to get out of a little storm and leaves everyone else to clean it up, now he wants dumb ass jim jordan to fight for him? Does jim know this? Me thinks that ted might be a really big cuckold. š§
Ted go take your meds and be quiet. Trump did say those awful things about your family.It shows that you have no backbone . Iām glad you donāt represent my state.
What kind of Texan calls a guy out and then, to prove heās not a despicable pos blinded by political power, offers him out to fight his pal the pedo protector?
Par for the course.. weasel defending himself by putting up a friend to fight his battle. Every word that spews mouth is embarrassing yo himself and the moronās who vote for him.
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u/HelicopterMaximum897 Jun 16 '26
You think youāre pretty tough? My friend is way tougher.
Middle school vibes