r/PoursTea Timendi Causa Est Nescire 11d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ How negotiations actually work...

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To the inevitable response from MAGA that Obama gave 'pallets' of cash...he released frozen Iranian assets. Meanwhile the current Iran conflict has directly cost $38 billion militarily and a currently projected $87 billion in extra gas and diesel expenses. Not to mention that the strategic oil reserves have been depleted to the point that experts warn that the caverns they're stored in could collapse.

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u/Sewcraytes 11d ago

Just to play along… if Michelle O was elected and Barack was trotting the globe trying to make something out of the rubble left by dt, do you suppose the R politicians would grant him the complete absence of commentary they are currently giving JARED?

Spoiler: no, they would not. Fox would be howling 24/7/365 about how he has no legal position to negotiate with other countries on behalf of the US.

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u/Mother-Way-9296 11d ago

Michelle would be executed because the R's believe she's a he.

It's that simple.