r/PoursTea 9d ago

Birthdays 🎈 🎂 What could go wrong?

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u/EitherChannel4874 9d ago

The USA is actually my territory now. I circled it on a map and said so. As ruler of the USA I'm instructing the supreme court to back off. Now!

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u/joesaysso 9d ago

I'm feeling a strong urge to vote for you for some reason. Tell me, how many felony convictions do you have?

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u/Lorddoctorjava 8d ago edited 8d ago

He has the best convictions... most people don't know this... people come up to him on the street and say ...sir...sir thank you for having all the most beautiful convictions....and they cry....

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u/Akkerlun 8d ago

Big burly men with tears in their eyes.

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u/EitherChannel4874 8d ago

6548 so far. I'm told it's the bigliest number ever. All the experts agree. I'm the best when it comes to stuff.

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u/MrDontCare12 8d ago

Dude, he circled it on the map. What are you talking about "vote" ?

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u/Hottage 8d ago

Unfortunately I drew a slightly larger circle around your circle so now it's mine.

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u/OddAd967 9d ago

Your too late I already called it in a earlier post

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 8d ago

Clearly previous ownership does not apply so its mine now

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u/Lorddoctorjava 8d ago

Doesn't make it any less true

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/EitherChannel4874 8d ago

Just circle it on a map and say "it's mine" and you can rule any country you want. It's that easy.

Make sure you circle it in red pen though.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/girlwithmanyproblem 8d ago

I CIRCLED THE SOLAR SYSTEM !!! That means I’ve CLAIMED IT AS MY COUNTRY ! Obviously…from now on you’re all EARTHICANS ❤️ because you’re on the same rock, Earth, and all the people on Mars are MARTIAN , and so on …

See you at the UN 😭 ( unborderizarion meeting )

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u/girlwithmanyproblem 8d ago

Update : I CIRCLED THE ENTIRE OBSERVABLE COSMOS ON A MAP, THAT MEANS ITS MINE, CLAIMED🥰❤️

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u/girlwithmanyproblem 8d ago

Update : I CIRCLED THE INFINITE MULTIVERSE SO ITS MINE 🥰

KEEP DOING RANDOM THINGS, TO EXPAND MY DOMAIN AND CREATE MORE REALITIES THROUGH IMPROBABLE SCENARIOS ! ❤️

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u/girlwithmanyproblem 8d ago

I CIRCLED ALL THE TIME LEFT SO ITS MINE NOW!!

-should also note, this time was made for me at the beginning of time, but since I circled it today, ITS MINE NOW AND FOREVER !!!!

UNDISPUTED 🤭❤️

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u/EitherChannel4874 8d ago

😂 😂

I bow to thee. Ruler of time and space forever.

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u/Used_bot-repo 9d ago

Check and mate dump truck

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u/Time_Change4156 8d ago

No way I'm looking this up lol if it's true that's one smart woman lol. I say we except that . Lol we need smart people no matter how much Trump says they don't like him. The guys clueless there's a reason they don't .

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u/isthereadrwho 8d ago

You know supreme Court said if you're born in America you're American and now the strait of hormones according to the President is the United States We are about to get a whole lot in new citizens 😂

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 9d ago

😂😂😂

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u/USSMarauder 9d ago

One question, why has Qatar and Bahrain been deleted from this map?

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u/McortezLSU 9d ago

There was no Nuclear mishap!!!! STOP LYING! These so called "countries" are a libral HOAX, they NEVER EXISTED!!!!!!! Again, there was NO NUCLEAR ACCIDENT!!!!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/ohjeaa 9d ago

Little upset at a harmless joke, are we?

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u/Plane_Afternoon7847 9d ago

They have to go to the nearest US embassy for an entry visa 

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u/NewPresWhoDis 8d ago

Just think when Stephen Miller hears this

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u/E-rotten 8d ago

LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 7d ago

As for Example: An Iranian Fishermen’s Wife gives Birth in the Strait of Hormuz and Claims Birthright US Citizenship for Son. Supreme Court Baffled.

As an Accurate Legal Assessment and one by their own Logic. That would Legally Make US Citizenship Legally Binding for the United States and an Absolute Legal Nightmare for them. Pregnant Women in the Region should do this as it would Absolutely Send Donald Trump and the Trump Administration into a Full on Public Panic with Hysterical Meltdowns & Temper Tantrums. That will Backfire on the United States in a Massive Cluster Fuck of a Nightmare Mess and one that the Stuck Tangerine Pig Shit is Entirely Responsible for. And a Warning as to Why You Don’t Claim Someone Else’s Territory as Your Own. As the Logic of the Stuck Tangerine Pig Shit is truly Backfiring on this Stunted Slime.

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u/DirtDevil1337 9d ago

this was cover the mouth laugh funny, lmao