r/PoursTea • u/No_Cow5624 • 7d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 πŸ˜‚

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u/JuneauWho 7d ago

those idiots are gonna be so poor they won't even be able to afford to rent the libs anymore

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 6d ago

Don't forget women. MAGA's success in "dating" would skyrocket if they could just buy a girl from her father and marry her, after outlawing divorce.

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u/sniptaclar 6d ago

Is it wrong to hope this is a form of Darwinism? Like the blow hards shrivel up and people with functioning brains thrive when everything burns?

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u/KitchenSad9385 6d ago

Owning the libs is a depreciating asset and highly illiquid.

Past performance no guarantee of future results.

This is not financial advice and I am not your financial advisor. All investments incur a risk of loss of principle.

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u/crusoe 6d ago

Renting the libs can be fully written off every year as a business expense.

Owning the libs is capex, and you can only amortize the purchase over 5 yearsΒ 

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 6d ago

What if you aren't going to be in business in 5 years? Can you claim the remaining years of CAPEX on your final tax return?

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u/Acornwow 6d ago

Thank goodness they can F your feelings because from what I’m hearing no one else is interested.

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u/shrodikan 6d ago

Maybe if you cut down on the bud lite and McDonalds you could afford to save your cattle ranch.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 6d ago

In the Trump economy, they're going to have to settle for leasing the libs.

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u/ChimPhun 6d ago

Those MAGA hungering for the pre-Civil War era, hoping to own people so they can continue to be lazy.

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/MavHunter1 6d ago

While i am slightly aware of the man begging you to buy their MAGA Meat, i would like a full breakdown of what this is referrign to if possible