He’d probably say he was in one of the towers when it fell and, because he’s a winner, tunneled through the debris and bodies, holding his breath until he clawed his way out. Finally, emerging, the smoke clearing around him to reveal his was clenching an American flag between his teeth.
I can't find anything about this now, but I distinctly remember him openly claiming was there the day it happened and he'd helped "clear the rubble with his bare hands" or some nonsense.
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u/cabinetsnotnow 3d ago
Don't forget he'd be sure to toss something in there about how he "spent a lot of time" at Ground Zero helping first responders. 🤣