r/PoursTea Just Chill šŸ˜Ž 2d ago

All The Tea ā˜•ļø Anything else missing here ?

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 2d ago

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 2d ago

Ballouts lol. LeBron James stage capitalismšŸ˜‚

Just to be clear I’m in complete agreement, but the typo made me chuckle

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u/Sad-Entertainment336 2d ago

when normal people ask for it, it is called socialism. What I dont know is why one is good and the other one is bad

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u/Gullible-Historian10 2d ago

Corporations are creatures of the state, literally nothing free market about them.

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u/ultraspinacle 2d ago

Stupidity is good
Education is bad

Fringe ideology is good
Fact-based science is bad

Fascism is good
Will of the people is bad

Inflation is good
Affordability is bad

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u/ArchonFett 2d ago

Pedos are good

Justice is bad

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u/LOR_Fei 2d ago

They honestly believe that Trump isn’t on the Epstein list despite him being mentioned in the files more than God in the Bible, and with dozens of photos of them together.

Trump is the greatest defender of Epstein pedos there is, he’s the biggest one. The fact that anyone fell for him saying he’ll release the list is criminal levels of ignorance.

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u/sticksnXnbones 2d ago

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 2d ago

Show the whole picture. It shows Israel has him by the gonads.

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u/ModtheMods420 2d ago

Yep, a party for themselves and fuck everyone else:

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u/im_harry_richard 2d ago

They heard ā€œfuck the kidsā€ and took it literally.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 2d ago

Not just "good", they are so good that they must be elevated to positions to make decisions for all of us!

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 2d ago

BS is good.

Decency is bad.

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u/Com_BEPFA 2d ago

No, you don't understand. It's not that pedos are good. It's just that so many people high up in the favor of the elephants (and yes, obviously including Dear Leader Pumpkin McTantrum) happen to be pedophiles or associated with them. So their world would literally crumble if they (as in those who happen to just be repressed gays or whatever else makes you be a Republican leader in good conscience but not pedos) were to go after them, there wouldn't be much left, neither of the party nor their benefactors (don't count big tech, they just swing with whatever benefits them most financially at any given moment), so they have no choice but to cover up and distract.

Poor poor Republicans can't be faulted for finding out their party based on hateful rhetoric turns out to be full of the worst people imaginable. Nobody could have seen this coming.

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u/SciFiPi 2d ago

Affordability is a democratic hoax. - DJT

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u/letsgopnp 2d ago

Rewind.... running for president. ...." im going to bring back ability!"

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 2d ago

Israel First

America Last

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u/NYR_LFC 2d ago

Affordability is a left wing hoax*

Or whatever the fuck the degenerate rotten Cheeto said

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u/YoureProbablyAB0t 2d ago

Lying is good Honesty is bad

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser 2d ago

Trump literally said inflation is good so that’s a direct quote, and he said affordability is a hoax

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u/asher030 2d ago

You forgot the rampant pedophilia in the party....

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u/wakeonuptimshel 2d ago

Screaming about trans people as they make 0 Epstein arrests, all that funding to ICE and it could have been used to investigate and arrest pedophiles. Guardians of Pedophiles and the bigots who prop them up with their hatred.

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u/redditsublurker 2d ago

You are all just jealous trump is the best president the usa has ever had. - trumptards

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u/keelanstuart 2d ago

Last night I went to karaoke in my village. A woman there said something to the effect of "Putin is alright by me!"

I questioned her... really? He's a bad guy. He hates the West and democracy.

She then sneered "democracy" and went off about how we're a republic and not a democracy.

My next sentence was something like "as a land owner, I think I have a say. Pretty sure we're a representative democratic republic." She seemed disgusted the rest of the night. WTF has Fox news done to these people's brains that lower-case 'd' democratic ideals are the worst thing and hostile dictators are "ok"?

It's so messed up.

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u/EqualityIsProsperity 2d ago

The brainwashing runs DEEEEP. They are utterly oblivious to how stupid they are.

Sadly, a lot of blue voters act the same way about Socialism, but it's not quite as bad as the cult of Conservatism.

This country is neck deep in propaganda, and ALL of it points to the right of empathy.

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u/eyeroll611 2d ago

Teachers are bad
Billionaires are good

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u/JanetAiress 2d ago

Librarians are bad too :(

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u/Kind-Handle3063 2d ago

Religion good
Science bad

Red states good
Blue states bad

War good
Veteran support bad

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u/sksksk1989 2d ago

How about extremely religious but equally hypocritical and never believing what you say. So good.

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u/tryingisbetter 2d ago

They would think it's normal.

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u/Fun_Performer_7930 2d ago

Bunch of fuckin' losers

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u/tvtoms 2d ago

They don't even pretend that tax cuts for the rich will create a single job. They just take your baby's milk money and give it to Musk while smiling at a camera.

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u/Leights68 2d ago

Also, acknowledging Climate change is bad

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u/Next_Law8640 2d ago

My grandpa is rollin’ in his grave at what his party became.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 2d ago

Don’t forget rape, hating your neighbor while sending tax dollars to a foreign aggressor nation, and illegal securities trading.

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u/XWolvtronX 2d ago

Literally 1984s pyramids of work, forgetting what they actually say though. Love is war, something along those lines. Yall know what I’m saying

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u/CatsAreJerks 2d ago

War is Peace. Ignorance is Strength. Freedom is Slavery.

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u/XWolvtronX 2d ago

Yes, thank you.Ā 

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u/SuccessOn1 2d ago

Literally word for word what the republicans have stated.

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u/southsideguy1 2d ago

Well stated.

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u/Duane1968 2d ago

Being asleep is good, being woke is bad

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u/Skittleavix 2d ago

This is what it has always meant to be a Republican for the past 50 years.

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 2d ago

Oh, theres plenty more. Just ask a Democrat their opinion on something on camera or the record and the Republican will say the opposite. It's their entire platform.

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u/AlarmingTurnover 2d ago

Which "Democrats" are you asking, is it the DSA? Remind me again if their platforms policy on Ukraine and NATO? Remind me again on their position on North Korea and Russia?Ā 

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u/duckinasombrero 2d ago

What is your point, exactly?

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u/AlarmingTurnover 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's all a giant horse shoe being put around your neck to kill you. Far sides of this are the exact same and both intend on destroying the country. Both will destroy the country.

Edit: Either they deleted their account or blocked me but I'm not sure how you connect "hating lesbians" to being opposed to groups that actively want to destroy NATO, support genociding Ukrainians, and deep throat Russian propaganda.

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u/duckinasombrero 2d ago

What? This sounds like those dudes who used to stand in my college courtyard and crash out about lesbians.

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u/wailingsixnames 2d ago

Missing:

Russia is good Corruption OK

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u/Intelligent-Might614 2d ago

Wearing masks during a pandemic is tyranny! Flock cameras tracking us all the time is fine.

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u/Illustrious-Bridge45 2d ago

Destruction of nature is good Enjoying the outdoors is bad

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u/GallantSystem 2d ago

jesus: good

things jesus did/said: woke and bad. you know what the only good thing about jesus was his white complexion and that he died so that i may sin freely (was going to anyway so thats convenient)

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u/B2theL 2d ago

Pedophiles good.

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u/Floki_Boatbuilder 2d ago

Protecting Billionaires, Good.

Releasing Epstein Files, Bad!

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u/RoarEmotions 2d ago

Conservatives punch down the world over. Soulless fakes.

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u/BigBootyLover2637 2d ago

They've become ass backwards

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u/nonubiz 2d ago

This is pretty spot on

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u/WolfCola207 2d ago

You left out molesting and raping children

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u/Phailgasm 2d ago

The bending over and taking it that so many poor to middle class republicans do is actually crazy. All to own those libs and liberate us from immigrants.

A box of rocks could make better decisions

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u/UnderstandingNo988 2d ago

Get out there and vote in November. We need to make it Too Big to Rig.

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u/mymomsaysimsatan 2d ago

SOMEONE SELL TSHIRTS WITH THIS ON IT

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u/tucjames 2d ago

Fucking sad but true

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u/Pumpkin_Nutz 2d ago

Child marriage is good.
Gay marriage is bad.

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u/bluedog67 2d ago

Yup, pretty much. I think America would be a top country if they did away with Republicans, rich people, racism, bigotry, greed, lust and the remainder of the seven deadly sins they so willingly they adhere too.

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u/Romantic_Klingon 2d ago

What? And get rid of "The American Dream"??

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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 2d ago

Today? This has been their MO for far longer than the past decade.

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u/AstronomerLoud1650 2d ago

Environmental harm is good

Environmental protection is bad

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u/KyloWrench 2d ago

Foreign beef good
Domestic beef bad
šŸ¤” didn’t see that one coming

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u/Chart-trader 2d ago

Well I agree but people want cheap meat.

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u/duckinasombrero 2d ago

I want meat that won't kill me because it didn't receive a safety inspection.

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u/Prudent_Valuable603 2d ago

Tru dat, as we say in Naw’lins.

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u/MsPunkyButters 2d ago

Don’t forget racism. The racism is a very important part of being conservative.

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u/7StarSailor 2d ago

The average republican will jist say yes to all of these to own the libs tough. They literally do not care.Ā 

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u/DirtyDizzyPickle20 2d ago

Protecting pedophiles is good.

releasing the Epstein files is bad.

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u/Human_Standard_538 2d ago

Have you seen the DOW??? /s

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u/IanJMo 2d ago

Wind is also bad. All birds dead.

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u/buzzmandt 2d ago

i thought wind gave whales cancer or some nonsense like that

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u/Desperate_Tax8711 2d ago

worshipping a pedophile while vilifying poor people.

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u/Both-Discussion-4786 2d ago

What !!! Are you one on them evil socialists.? No seriously I agree, they don’t want anything that can benefit everyone, including them

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u/Intelligent-Might614 2d ago

Back the blue! Let the pedos go!

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u/Boner_Elemental 2d ago

No democrats are trying to let Trump go

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u/calcteacher 2d ago

Destroying anything good while accepting incentives to pause it is sophisticated. When is this not the case?

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u/Nobody_at_all000 2d ago

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

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u/Squeeps- 2d ago

Don't forget the pedophilia

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u/EqualityIsProsperity 2d ago

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN WHAT CONSERVATIVES DO.

ALWAYS

I'm so fucking tired of people who think "Conservatism means small government" is truth and not obvious propaganda like trickle-down economics.

Conservatism strives to take all power and wealth from the masses and keep it for a small number of ethnically homogeneous elite families. THIS IS HISTORICAL FACT. And still true to this day.

The fact that they work in baby steps just means all you fucking morons stay in the dark because you lack the brain power to see where all of their policies inevitable lead.

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u/Chains_Of_The_Sea 2d ago

And in every case, It's a private corporation silently disseminating these narratives for all the obvious reasons.

But for the rubes, it's all "traditional family values" šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øāœļøšŸ™šŸ»

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u/USDXBS 2d ago

As a Canadian, I don't view Iran or Russia as a threat to my life. I view the US military as a very real, very possible and very likely threat to my life.

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u/Zak_Rahman 2d ago

Western values have the following core tenets:

  1. If it's white, it's alright.

  2. If you can pay, we'll look the other way.

  3. Project your evil onto others.

  4. Use sophistry to twist your evil acts into good ones. Optics is all that matters.

This is why they are extremely easy for any rational person to reject. This is why you need a flag or skin cult to break the minds of your citizens.

These are the true western values. The ones idiots like trump, Hitchens, Dawkins and other grifters get rich from.

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u/chilla_p 2d ago

How on earth do you conflate hitchens, Dawkins and trump? And no I don't need to know your (lack of ) reasoning.

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u/Zak_Rahman 2d ago

If you ask a question and then fear the answer, you will never have any way of knowing.

But, by all means, continue taking marching orders from rich westernists. It is working out so splendidly, is it not?

(Don't answer that, my fragile Westernist cult is incapable of any kind of criticism and I will immediately enter a state of cognitive dissonance).

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u/chilla_p 2d ago

Can I suggest you use Google translate if you want to have deep conversations in English otherwise your arguments are debased. I also recommend you read up on Dawkins and hitchens and then see if your conflation of them with trump carries any weight. As someone who has read books by and of all three, I can tell you they are polar opposites.

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u/PanteraOne 2d ago

Because the Republican Party = Absolute E V I L

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u/Esperacchiusdamascus 2d ago

Critical thinking bad Cognitive dissonance good.

Accountability bad Blame others good.

Honesty bad Lies good.

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u/anywon1 2d ago

Republicans have always been brain dead. Nothing new.

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u/willworkforjokes 2d ago

Wanting to be like Donald Trump is good

Wanting to be like yourself is bad.

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u/Sad-Entertainment336 2d ago

this reminds me of 1984, when the words stop meaning what they mean

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u/Neat-Extension4767 2d ago

It really seems like politicians are corrupt these days. Who knew. Haven’t trusted a candidate since Obama. Well Bernie, but we can’t be allowed to vote for someone that wants what’s best for 95% of the population.

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u/ComfortableDare4305 2d ago

Right wing people believe in the ā€œstern fatherā€ ideology.

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u/DevelopmentFront9312 2d ago

Welcome to Dumbasstinia.

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u/Omega_art 2d ago

It always has been except for the North Korea thing.

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u/Sunkissed_Chi_Guy 2d ago

Yea, replace North Korea with Israel and it would be more accurate šŸ‘šŸ½

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u/Unexpected_bukkake 2d ago

That's libritarianism.

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u/KlutzyReveal2970 2d ago

I’m quitting right now, I just really don’t want to pay $15 dollars a month, that will probably change eventually with how many times I’ve thought about starting up again

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u/Cultural_Ad_9241 2d ago

wrong this has been the gop since 2006

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u/Pelerin81 2d ago

Americans are too dumb to understand that.

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u/860725 2d ago

Not all Republicans!

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u/mokahash 2d ago

Good for Simcity and Frostpunk but IRL not so much.

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u/ThatWreckOT 2d ago

1 fix

Your* (anything) bad

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u/yumii- 2d ago

Both coal and solar are bad, nuclear baby.

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u/nuudman 2d ago

Need more rooms in the 400 Unit.

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u/mikie_wop 2d ago

Scumbags

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u/TreatEven1837 2d ago

Yeah.

The graphic is what it means to support Trump.
The graphic is not what an average Republican supports.

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u/CautiousCandidate701 2d ago

ā€œpeople who get their politics from Fox Newsā€

this is the kind of conservative you’d see online because their outrageous claims go viral, it’s no different for Democrats that do the same thing for their extremist views

I do not know a single conservative irl that likes north korea, conservatives vouch for outside involvement in foreign nations to be hindered so that the country we live in may thrive, like Israel for example, we don’t want more of that, we want less of that, the reason we vouch for higher border patrol

most conservatives were unsure about the covid vaccine, i was too, i don’t want to put something in my body i don’t know the effects of, other vaccines have been tested for years

who is saying child labor is good? most conservatives (like me) get their morals founded on biblical principles, which calls for the protection of children (no need for a theological debate, old testament territory takes a while to explain, just know the NT confirms the new covenant which means we are no longer bound to the violent consequences of sin in the OT)

unjustifiable wars are in fact not good, the only people that think it’s good are billionaires, who make up a lot of those loud conservatives that you listen to

i used to be a democrat, but after talking to a lot of people, i realized i saw it as a social structure, not a political structure. the main ideas in american politics, i agree with conservatives ideals, which include small government with more freedom to the people based on our amendments and constitutional rights, sorry the media misrepresented conservatives to you, the same thing happened to me with democrats when i became conservative, luckily, ive met some really cool left leaning folk who prefer civil discussion over blind social media rage who, didn’t change my opinion, but reminded me that this nation was built for freedom in that way, to express our own views to create a better nation, i don’t want that in the hands of greed just like you

try it sometime

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u/Floki_Boatbuilder 2d ago

Open one of your hands and look at it.

If you're an intelligent person, the palm of your hand will (on its own) raise up and hit you reasonably hard on the forehead.

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u/Majestic-Grass-2509 2d ago

Stop trying to be reasonable on reddit bud

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u/duckinasombrero 2d ago

Right? Cause he's failing miserably.

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u/No-Aide-8726 2d ago

dont forget gays and trans exist

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u/jaiimaster 2d ago

You missed telling us specifically how you came to have this acquired brain injury...

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u/Icy-Plan145 2d ago

Missing put Israel's interests before the American people. One of the things Democrats and Republicans have in common.

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u/mattisiefker 2d ago

This is your President. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.Ha fuckin ha.

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u/wolfraisedbybabies 2d ago

Trump speaks to the MAGA republicans

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u/jrgndk8 2d ago

Class act 'Murica

Class act

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u/Su-Queen 2d ago

Can we do one from what the other 50% of the country's view is of Democrats?

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u/conordmcp 2d ago

Of course!

Free healthcare is good
War is bad

Helping those who need help is good
Letting billionaires abuse the system is bad

Vaccinations are good
Illnesses are bad

Justice is good
Child rapists are bad

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u/Su-Queen 2d ago

So from the view of a Democrat's still?

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u/conordmcp 2d ago

A Republican might rephrase it to make it sound bad, but the list will essentially be the same.

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u/Su-Queen 2d ago

The Democrats do the same thing though lmao

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u/Creatorman1 2d ago

Well MAGAs don’t even know what’s real. I’m being deadly serious here. This isnt bullsht or hyperbole. MAGAs do not have a grasp on reality. They live in a right wing lying propaganda bubble that is not based upon reality. How could they anyways when all their sources of information blatantly lie to them everyday?

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u/Eris_AppleOfDiscord 2d ago

Democrats want Healthcare. Education, workers rights, etc.

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u/duckinasombrero 2d ago

What, did you think it would make republicans look good?

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u/Staffaramus 2d ago

Gas prices up means we are winning low gas bad

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u/Individual_Dot_5849 2d ago

Most Republicans don't believe these things. Most of these things anyway. The Internet just makes you believe they do. The pendulum swings both ways.

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u/aaronite 2d ago

Why are they voting for it then?

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u/JackeeFromHell 2d ago

The truth, yeah. Might wanna add some of that next time

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u/Significantly720 2d ago

Thankfully I'm British and under the Andy Burnham dictatorship!

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u/HaikuHaiku 2d ago

I sometimes wonder if there are any people here who are tired of low IQ karma-farming nonsense like this, and who wish the political debate had real substance... but then I read the top comments and realize that there aren't.

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u/AdDirect147 2d ago

1000 percent agree and am so happy to be a part of it...what is the alternative,the insane, sick and crazy other side 😲

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u/Purple-Chocolate-127 2d ago

if only this! went viral

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u/Disastrous_Sundae484 2d ago

I missed conservatives liking North Korea?

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u/golden_cheese_grater 2d ago

North Korea good ??? Did I miss something ? I'm not US American

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 2d ago

I just don’t want poors to get assistance that’s all I’m concerned about, o yea and fĀ  immigrants go back to your shithole

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u/smallanbig 2d ago

No it doesn’t

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u/LucriAgata 2d ago

Only the first one is good, Juche on top and f*ck KKKanada

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u/BadAsBroccoli 2d ago

That's not how I really feel. I'm just going along with Trump because Democrats are evil.
signed MAGA

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 2d ago

Petition to change the Republican Party back to its former glory, the confederacy

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u/Wolf-in-Sheeps 2d ago

So delusional.

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u/Svokxz2 2d ago

I’d rather still stay an independent since my views don’t cleanly align with either party.

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u/Boner_Elemental 2d ago

The fascists thank you

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u/prettybluefoxes 2d ago

Actively funding and supporting the.Palestinian genocide. Good

Get ting off the occupiers leash and stop simping for them. Bad.

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 2d ago

War is Peace.

Freedom is Slavery.

Ignorance is Strength.

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u/Think_Collection6726 2d ago

Overworked and underpaid is good raising minimum wage is bad

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u/Morteca 2d ago

Pretty much got it all

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u/SeesawNoknow 2d ago

it only looks/sounds bad when you list them like this, spread em out a little, geezus /s

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u/jerwong 2d ago

As a Democrat, the only part I disagree with is the "children working" part. Younger people allowed the choice to work is a good thing. Back when I was 16-17, I was very limited in my options to earn money.

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u/MasterHavik 2d ago

Finally one of those text pics that is actually not utter shit.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 2d ago

Rich paying taxes is bad.

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u/MowgliusManius 2d ago

Suppose it could be worse and people think that aligning with socialists, which is exactly what the nazis were, is better

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u/harryx67 2d ago

Paying tariffs is good
Education is bad

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u/Entire-Plum-3443 2d ago

Another fake account Mike, surely they will ban your email soon

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u/Boner_Elemental 2d ago

Did you think you had something of value to say?

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u/erichiro 2d ago

North Korea never genocided peoples. You gotta respect that fuck KKKanada.