r/PoursTea Timendi Causa Est Nescire 2d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ A lot of work needs to be (un)done...

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u/alwayssunnyinskyrim 2d ago

My thought is, Canadians have no interest in fixing your stupid country for you, and we don’t want to deal with the idiocy

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u/Hziak 2d ago

For real, what’s in it for them? 40T in debt? Huge effort for the benefit of people who weren’t Canadian citizens prior? Doesn’t make any sense besides being a massive global flex.

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u/alwayssunnyinskyrim 2d ago

Plus the population discrepancy would render our votes meaningless; why would we risk letting 10x the population join us when they’ve just shown what they’ll elect?

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u/Rollsman- 2d ago

Exactly and they leave him in office when his arrogant ass does not even try to hide it

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u/MrChristmas 1d ago

If we (Canada) let them become the 11 province, make it so they can’t vote or have any political strength at all. I bet we could turn them around and make them become what they already believe they are and not a country-shaped toilet

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u/FlallenGaming 2d ago

It's actually just the backdoor version of annexation. Americans call it "becoming Canadian" but in reality they are 10 times the population and their politics and cultural norms would drown out Canadian ones. 

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u/Working_Guidance_272 2d ago

USA political and cultural norms already drown out Canadian ones. 

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u/djackson0005 1d ago

Some of us would embrace it. I’m ready for SEC hockey to be a thing.

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u/BonusPlantInfinity 2d ago

Whose flag will we put on our collective backpacks then?

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u/the_card_guy 1d ago

Nah, there IS a technical benefit that I would assume most people on Reddit either don't know or conveniently forgot.

First, a disclaimer: I very firmly believe that the US and Canada should 100% remain as separate countries.

But... on a purely pedantic note, there's more liveable area in the US. Go find the map of where 90% of Canadians actually live: there's a red line on a map (drawn long before trump!), and the vast majority of Canadians live BELOW that line. Said line is actually VERY close to the border.

The vast majority of Canadian land is relatively unsettled. They've had about 200 or so years, and now with modern technology... and yet most of the area south of Hudson Bay is still wild, IIRC.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 2d ago

Canadian here - I have no interest in fixing their stupid country.

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u/monteym 2d ago

Don’t blame you.

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u/Key-Pickle5609 2d ago

They’re, as a whole, MUCH more conservative than we are and they have too many guns

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u/IamScottGable 2d ago

I think they'd be down to pick up new england, new york, Michigan, etc 

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u/isspecialist 2d ago

I'd consider accepting the upper part of Maine to straighten out the border.

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

Maine is a pretty purple state, I'd appreciate Canada taking over all of Maine!

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u/Ok_Kick6546 1d ago

Just take all of New England.  Most Americans already think this is Canada anyway.  

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u/Ok_Kick6546 1d ago

American here and most of us don’t blame you.  

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u/Exotic-Cobbler4111 2d ago

canadians are just as stupid as americans,They had their very own trump problem themselves before trump started attacking them. trump himself was the one who polarized them. Let's not pretend they are just smarter....

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u/alwayssunnyinskyrim 2d ago

Canadians have like a baseline moronic 15-20% that vote for right wing nutjobs. America has enough to elect second hitler

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u/Camoammo 2d ago

Canada has difficulty making a sandwich, but they have outstanding curry.