r/PoursTea Timendi Causa Est Nescire 7h ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Mitch is missing.

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u/thesanguineocelot Out & Proud 🏳️‍🌈 7h ago

They'll announce that he had "A sudden and unfortunate turn of bad health and passed away," they will never admit that he's been dead for months and they covered it up.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer 5h ago

I suspect he is braindead or something. Propped up on life support, or just alive, but non-functioning.

Because if he was actually dead, these people could be prosecuted for fraud. However, if he is not technically dead, then they get away with it, which sounds like exactly how its going to go.

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u/thesanguineocelot Out & Proud 🏳️‍🌈 5h ago

Republicans prosecuted for fraud? That's not a thing anymore. Trump declared that that was Evil Gay Communism, and it's illegal now.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer 5h ago

Not anyone important. Mitch's random staffers? They could be prosecuted yeah.