Convocation incentive

[u/JaguarWonderful]

We just got an email letting us know about Convocation (the pointless all school rah-rah meeting), with this gem of an incentive:

"All Convocation attendees receive a raffle ticket for priority entry to lunch and a chance to win fun prizes!"

I'm definitely going to convocation now! A chance at priority entry to the free (crappy) lunch!

[u/Outside_Brilliant945]

I'm wondering what's worse, convocation or Carousel. Which would you rather attend?