Convocation incentive

We just got an email letting us know about Convocation (the pointless all school rah-rah meeting), with this gem of an incentive:

"All Convocation attendees receive a raffle ticket for priority entry to lunch and a chance to win fun prizes!"

I'm definitely going to convocation now! A chance at priority entry to the free (crappy) lunch!

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u/HonkyMOFO Associate Prof., Arts, R1 (USA) 1d ago

You gotta eat before “Keto Jeff” from Sports Management eats all of the chicken

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