r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/SteveJorgensen • 7d ago
I made 1 small change to my multi-tenant app, and now permissions are messed up
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It turns out I tore an ACL.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 8d ago
What do you say when an NFS client flushes unsaved changes to the server milliseconds before the same file is opened by another client?
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It was a close() call!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/West_Good_5961 • 9d ago
What do humans and software have in common?
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They both produce logs.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ammmakara • 11d ago
In what units do you measure mis-information
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MAGAbytes
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/iLikeVideoGamesAndYT • 10d ago
What did OpenhAImer say after he invented the ChatGPT?
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I am become vibe coder, destroyer of coding skills
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 16d ago
How do Android hackers escape the police?
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with fast boot.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/morips88 • 16d ago
What do you call a feminine piece of malware?
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Estrojan
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/minecraft_________ • 17d ago
There are only F + 4 types of people in the world
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There are only F + 4 types of people in the world: those who understand hex, those who understand overflow, and those who understand neither.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/docpose-cloud-team • 18d ago
Sometimes the smallest files cause the biggest headaches
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ChompekGames • 19d ago
Why did the function never had a second date?
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Because she didn't get a callback.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wraith_raptor • 18d ago
I have discovered the fastest debugging technique
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wraith_raptor • 19d ago
The most dangerous sentence in software engineering
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 21d ago
How does a programmer swear?
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They use the cursor.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • 25d ago
"This Apple programming language is very Swifty,"
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Tom said recursively.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 25d ago
Working programmers don't let working programmers use the preprocessor.
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Pros before macros.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/mikor20 • 27d ago
Someone just reviewed my code...
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It felt invasive like a semicolon-oscopy.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 27d ago
Why is the programmer's house always dark?
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Because their light switches either always break, or they fallthrough.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 27d ago
Why are programmer's houses in high demand?
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Because they're always up to code.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Aug 02 '26
Why do the Arch Linux users feel superior?
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Look, there's no Ubuntubishop or Mintbishop...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DependentJolly9901 • Jul 31 '26
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown
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Artificial intelligence
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 29 '26
I decided to bite the bullet and buy every game in Valve's store, even if I have no hard drive space left.
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It's full Steam ahead.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Udzu • Jul 29 '26
Why was the divorced Jewish programmer feeling restless?
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Because he'd just used a GET to DELETE his marriage.