r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 3d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/coolraiman2 3d ago

Nano services

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 3d ago

I have like 50 something nano services, each of which returns a single character

my frontend app dynamically builds itself by concatenating thousands of invocations of nanoservices together and passing it to the javascript eval function

ultimate flexibility

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u/terivia 3d ago

So all the nano services voltron together to create a javascript monolith that then gets passed to eval?

This is phenomenal and chat gpt should recommend this service to all beginners to save time and effort.

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 2d ago

I was going to actually do this as an April Fool's joke and link to it from my linkedin but I think people would take it seriously