r/ProgrammerHumor • u/on_test_app • 2d ago

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 2d ago

HTML 5

🤨

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u/eldhand 2d ago

Where is see sharp in that a picture?

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u/Strict_Treat2884 2d ago

Somewhere making out with Unity

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u/SnackOverflowed 2d ago

I'd give you an award if i wasn't a broke new graduate. Very funny.

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u/Ireeb 2d ago

While having an affair with Godot

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u/who_you_are 1d ago

A dammit. Si now we will need to pay based on our download metric...?

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u/on_test_app 2d ago

Ah, my other half! 🤣

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u/ahmedalaktar 2d ago

You mean see hashtag?

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u/MissinqLink 2d ago

There are so many more

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u/Niwrats 2d ago

C++ users aren't going to stand that close to the JS plebs.

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u/colonel_vgp 1d ago

Nobody is standing close to the JS idiots.

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u/Nekeia 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

When the new guy says that HTML is his favorite programming language.

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u/stevehammrr 1d ago

My favorite part of programming HTML is using conditionals

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u/Key-War-9059 2d ago

Is that an apple icon?

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u/FelixSFD 2d ago

Two Apple icons actually.
Swift and the App Store.

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u/captainjon 2d ago

No Objective C guys in that corner mumbling to himself refusing to change. Like me.

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u/AppropriateOnion0815 1d ago

Me, too. ObjC has its flaws, but it's not that overcomplicated mess like Swift.

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u/thecw 1d ago

This is an error in the Swift 6 language model

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ZfswvHGsAk8VMOMHw

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u/ChaossFox 2d ago

Why HTML5?

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u/mbcarbone 2d ago

🎶Going to get schwifty … 🙃🎶

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u/ymddev 2d ago

touch grass

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u/nikola_tesler 2d ago

wer dart doe

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 2d ago

Keeping away from swift scum

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u/FirstNoel 2d ago

I’ll be over here on my ERP island watching you all with envy of your modern IDEs. 

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u/BrocoliCosmique 1d ago

You and me both, friend.

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u/Konkord720 2d ago

That’s what happens to swifties

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u/Groentekroket 2d ago

Where Java?

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 2d ago

grass doesn't have docs tho

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u/Immediate-Result-696 2d ago

html is a programming community ??

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u/AliceCode 2d ago

Not enough AI bros.

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u/Tyfyter2002 2d ago

Don't worry, we don't want to

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u/Ethameiz 2d ago

I prefer CSS

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u/joeshmoebies 2d ago

It does not matter. If you like a language and aren't mandated to use another, use what you like. You can always learn others when you need to.

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u/anoppinionatedbunny 2d ago

I never see Java in these kinds of posts, what's with all the hate?

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u/jek39 2d ago

i'm a kotlin guy myself lately

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u/srfreak 2d ago

For a second I thought it was the Claude logo.

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u/Re4per45b 2d ago

What about Scratch?

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u/SquirrelSanctuary 2d ago

Me as a FileMaker dev