r/ProgrammerHumor • u/the_second_best123 • 21h ago

Meme javascriptRawdogging

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u/usumoio 20h ago

Did you type this out from beyond the grave?

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u/the_second_best123 20h ago

No I use Typescript, I'm just larping as someone with severe mental illness

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u/usumoio 20h ago

Dig it. I spent a lot of time larping as someone sane

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u/hurricane_news 18h ago

I'm just larping as someone with severe mental illness

Using TS or even JS alone qualifies for that /s

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u/Outrageous-Country57 17h ago

TS I never got into, But the HTML, CSS, JavaScript Trinity was how I got into coding, Even made a few simple games because I couldn't figure out C.

But yeah, You're not avoiding THE BUG. (Said like THE ORB )

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 19h ago

obj = JSON.parse(x); obj.__proto__ = SomeFunction.prototype;

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u/jakeStacktrace 19h ago

A lot of that on this site, very trendy.

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u/MissinqLink 19h ago

I’ll just drop this here https://github.com/Patrick-ring-motive/Forbidden-Techniques-JS

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u/beerdude26 13h ago

Extremely cursed

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u/MissinqLink 11h ago

I like to dabble in dark magic

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u/DarkNinja3141 18h ago

typescript and jsdoc literally are duck typing

by "duck type" do you mean "can't type for shit"

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u/ingenix1 19h ago

Senior engineers when looking at your code during code review 

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u/TrackLabs 16h ago

This is the funniest line/idea ive seen in a long time. "Found Bug, commit suicide"

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u/Geoclasm 3h ago

Twist: Suicide was the bug fix commit message.

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u/PumpkinFest24 20h ago

I just fix the bug. Otherwise: this, but unironically.

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u/MrJ0seBr 7h ago

Duck type for cross platform scripting, its ok