r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 8h ago

Meme amongUs

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u/SpookyWeebou 8h ago

If html isn't a programming language then why is there a script tag?

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 2h ago

To imbed code from an actual programming language.

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u/ProfessionalTie545 2h ago

<script="main.c">Reload this page with a browser that supports the GNU C Compiler!</script>

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u/Jaded-Worry2641 8h ago

HTML was propably the intended answer, but I will say its PHP cause F PHP.

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u/-nerdrage- 8h ago

“Press F to pay respects”

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u/Jaded-Worry2641 7h ago

Wasnt it lowercase f?

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u/ClearOptics 2h ago

There’s nothing wrong with php, either you have used it in over a decade or you’re just taking your opinion from the internet

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u/ProfessionalTie545 2h ago

I wrote my first website with some php. I was following the TinkerNut tutorial. Web 1.0 kinda shit.

I tried it, I hate it, I'll take my Django.

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u/ClearOptics 2h ago

You proved what I said. Php has been a great language these last several years and gets better all the time. Modern php isn’t the same as the php that was always shit on

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u/PsychicDave 1h ago

PHP is barely recognizable now if you compare 8.5 with 5.4 (where I started), nevermind earlier versions.

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u/Jaded-Worry2641 8h ago

Thanks for the award man!

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u/fr000gs 8h ago

More like 3

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u/fephiva 8h ago

yea thank you came here to say that

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u/SolidOutcome 3h ago

What's the 3rd? Php html given

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u/crazy-mahmod 8h ago

i think php

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u/legendgames64 8h ago

Blunt honest answer: HTML is the only one that is not a programming language, and the script tag does not count as that switches to Javascript instead

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u/MornwindShoma 7h ago

One of them doesn't use brackets

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u/Maddturtle 6h ago

HTML is a markup language not programming so that’s an imposter. No hate for it. It does what it does well.

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u/Ninjanoel 5h ago

poor html, didn't even have to read the list of languages.

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u/Fit_Prize_3245 5h ago

I see two impostors

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u/DifficultTrick 3h ago

C++ everything else requires a separate runtime or interpreter

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u/DT-Sodium 2h ago

I see four. One is not a programming language, three are jokes.

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 2h ago

"Hey HTML! Nice hat!"

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 2h ago

Hear me out, but it's not HTML, its JavaScript because *whines in java*...

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u/Aererus 7h ago

Quality ragebait.. It's Python btw

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u/Kadabrium 8h ago

index.htmpjsphp

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u/Malvania 8h ago

Only 1?

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u/zTubeDogz 7h ago

Must be java. That thing is venomous, I wouldn’t even think of touching that

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u/imjustatomatobaby 6h ago

hear me out... it's PHP

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u/DT-Sodium 2h ago

PHP is only the third worst choice here. Python is an absolute abomination and vanilla JavaScript is unusable in practice.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1h ago

Meanwhile, C built the space ship that they're on board.