r/ProjectRunway • u/mootata • 2d ago

Season 22 Bryan every episode

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u/punkrockprissy 2d ago edited 2d ago

He keeps saying it and given his realtively poor construction, I'm not sure if he knows what it actually means...

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u/mi_chic 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B717GH4Ecnu8g

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u/Aspalathus-linearis 2d ago

Literally how I felt with him describing that tripe dress as Haute Couture

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u/punkrockprissy 2d ago

That thing looked like my grandma's curtain valances.

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u/HHallowqueenn 1d ago

Bless you

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u/hungry4danish 2d ago

whatever school he keeps referencing should put a cease and desist for him saying their name because it reflects so poorly on them lol

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u/punkrockprissy 2d ago

The school is going to release a statement that says he flunked out after a semester...

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u/PastryRoll 2d ago

i'm so confused by the tshirt/shorts command performance every episode too.

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u/looneylooser24 2d ago

It’s okay. Bryan is confused, too.

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u/AngryVegetarian 2d ago

How dare you character assassinate him by speaking the truth! /s

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u/AccomplishedCow665 2d ago

Ohhht kootur

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u/deep_clone 2d ago

Just because you say it a million times doesn't make it couture

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u/Enygmatic_Gent 2d ago

Haute couture? More like haute glue

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u/WhoKnows1973 2d ago

⬆️⬆️Boom! We have a winner!!⬆️⬆️

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u/s-van 2d ago

Oat katchewr.

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u/Newoutlookonlife1 2d ago

Ouut kootuuuuure.

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u/EcoWerewolf 2d ago

I looked up his Instagram and it's been getting no attention. I truly hope his behavior has ruined his career.

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u/SpookyandDelicious 2d ago

“Haute” couture is a legally protected term so you can’t just say something is haute couture because it’s on a runway. France made the rules in the 1940s and I don’t recall Bryan ever producing anything in a Parisian atelier. Plus the mispronunciation is beyond aggravating.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zH2UJxZ0OPDxu

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u/_lucymolly_ 2d ago

The way his mouth moves when he speaks bugs the ever loving fuck out of me

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u/StarsforElephants 1d ago

Because his lip filler is atrocious

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u/_laslo_paniflex_ 2d ago

"it's couture if i say it is"

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u/Sad-Kangaroo-9249 2d ago

Bryan wouldn’t know haute couture if it slapped him in the face.

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u/CuriousSupermarket16 2d ago

Last episodes dress looked like a maxi pad commercial. Gimme a break, Mr. “Couture” 🙄

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u/Ok_Pin_1222 2d ago

I can’t believe he put my sweet, gorgeous Emma in that trash! I’ve seen better looks at bridal showers where you had to make wedding dresses out of toilet paper! Mongo is APPALLED!

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u/Aspalathus-linearis 2d ago

Is that last line a DCC reference??

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u/robynkradles 2d ago

haute delusion.

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u/geldof1984-5 2d ago

And the phlegmy way he says it. Ugh

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u/StarsforElephants 1d ago

Do we feel like he'll watch the season back and be horrified by himself, or will he pucker those awfully filled lips and die on his hAutE cOuTuRe hill?

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u/BringBackBoshi 1d ago

I really doubt it tbh. Judging from his crazy warped opinion of himself I think he'll be like "can you believe how the judges tried to downplay my stuff because they knew I would win every challenge which wouldn't be good for the show? Also Bi was so ungrateful for me always telling him how he was my servant before the show. Like it's such a compliment for people to know that you worked for me."

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u/DigitalAnimeGal 2d ago

😂🤣😆🤣😂

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u/NYCWartortle 2d ago

I’m ☠️

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u/EconomyLucky2694 1d ago

I keep hearing hawt kuchur from him heck i cant even hear it correctly all i know is... That aint it. Whatever it is... It aint it

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u/BugPositive1856 1d ago

I have a gag reflex everytime I hear him say it

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u/Sunshine33_ 2d ago

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed this. You could play a drinking game and would be drunk (me 💀) if you took a shot everytime he said it.

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u/Altruistic-Group-709 2d ago

Ever notice how the designers wear their cool designs? Bryan must have invented t-shirts.

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u/Even-Frosting-812 2d ago

H can’t even pronounce it right

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u/HHallowqueenn 1d ago

And never giving

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u/Left_Anything4904 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Xica_flea 2d ago

I’m so glad he is gone.

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u/Pure_Ad_3653 12h ago

Croque monsieur

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u/Least_Rain8027 6h ago

he reminds me of a specific orange man

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u/Excellent_Rub6906 1h ago

OAT CO-TOUR

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u/HourHoneydew5788 2d ago

OMG yes it’s driving me crazy. It’s like when poor people buy full outfits and handbags with gucci or LV. If you have to say it, it’s not it.