Let's keep it real. You're bored and doom scrolling, I'm bored and doom scrolling. Let's just be bored and chit chat instead. Let's drop some lore about ourselves we can't usually talk about or laugh over stupid memes. I'm pretty laid back and just looking for some friends to kick it with virtually.

If you like sarcastic, dry humor, I'm the girl for you. Even better if you can keep up and match it. If we talk for 3 messages and never speak again because one of us got bored, that's fine. If we talk all day everyday, coolio.

I could sit here and type up every little thing about myself but then what are we supposed to talk about? I'll just stick to my hobbies and interests so you know if we'll click or not.

-Hobbies: houseplants, yoga, watching shows/movies, listening to music and listening/watching podcasts. I'm into watching comedians' podcasts especially theo von, Stavvy's world and Matteo Lane. ALSO, I bought a switch and have been enjoying playing that. totally open to game recs!

My only preference really is age and location (due to timezones) so please be somewhere between 25-40 so we can relate a bit more and in the US.

If you'd like to talk, go ahead and send me a chat with something more than "hi" or "hey", if you want me to respond. Maybe even send me a bit about your lovely self. Get real crazy with it. Okay, maybe not real crazy but reasonably crazy with it. if you need someone to vent to, you've found the perfect person. I'm a great listener. Tell me all your secrets.

ps the more unhinged you are, the better

I know some of you might find the whole jist of this ridiculous, and if you do that's totally okay. Feel free to keep looking for someone who aligns more closely with your beliefs and values. That said, I'm hoping to find a partner using astrology to gauge big picture compatibility. Of course, that will not be the end all/be all of our story, but could act as a great icebreaker and help to find any potential highly compatible matches.

I am a 37 year old male from the US. I am 6 feet tall, average build, like to keep active with yoga, biking, and occasionally running. I enjoy eating a plant based diet for personal health reasons. I am looking for my future wife, my soulmate, my partner, my person. My ultimate goal is to find a partner to grow with, to create a peaceful life together, and to eventually start a family by having children together.

I've tried hard over my life to find this person. I've given many chances to women who ultimately weren't the right fit for one reason or another. I am guilty of ignoring red flags and staying with people who aren't a good match in hopes that they can grow in the ways that I hope for them to. But really, I just want to find the right person for me. And maybe the truth can be found among the stars.

My "big 3" signs are: Taurus sun, Virgo moon, cancer rising. I am an artist, a lover, down to earth, chill, emotionally sensitive and empathetic, a good friend, and a lover of good food, good company, and the simple pleasures of life. I enjoy eating a plant based diet and love to cook for my loved ones.

I want to know your big 3 signs (if you know them). I want to know your hobbies, your goals in life, and what keeps you ticking as a person. If we hit it off, maybe we can exchange our full star charts and see what the cosmos has to say about our compatibility. I know astrology isn't everything, and any two people can make it work, but wouldn't it be amazing if two people could come together and the universe actually said "Yeah these two are a match made in heaven" and has the receipts to prove it??

Send me a chat if any of this resonates with you. Thanks for reading this far. I hope to hear from you!

hi, just postin here because i hate dating apps. looking for someone cute/cool to talk to and maybe hit it off with

about me: uhhh i'm a pretty cool, slightly clumsy guy with an interesting life. i can talk about pretty much anything, i read and write a lot, i think about all kinds of things. hit me up on any of the following subjects
- dreams
- good movies
- funny animals (classic topic)
- poetry
- Cocteau Twins
- international politics (i know about all over the world)
- videogames and their possibilities
- the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack
- ridiculous slang from the 40s and 50s
- 90s emo and alt rock
- fighting off giant plants
- anything else that comes to mind for you

looking forward to hearing from you, long distance is fine. would be cool to see a pic first but no worries if not. can totally send one back

also i usually stay up pretty late so feel free to message whenever you see this

Hi, how are ya? I'm not good at this stuff, but here we go. As the title says, I'm just a 31 year old nerd who's tired of being alone. I play a lot of games in my downtime, listen to music (love hearing and getting suggestions), reading manga, and watching various, mostly nerdy, things. I don't drink much and I don't smoke or do any sort of drug. I'm 5'9 and a little chunky, more than I want to be and I need to start working out. I'm definitely an introvert and pretty shy at first. I like to make jokes and I would say a lot of my comedy doesn't translate all that well over text, but I still try. I work day shifts with occasional nights here and there. I also like answering questions, so ask away!

Who I'm looking for is someone who is communicative, honest, and caring. Someone who is definitely left leaning, normally I wouldn't bring this up but we live in crazy times and the divide is too vast to ignore. Also someone who also doesn't smoke or do drugs, I'm not against someone who drinks as long as it's not excessive. Smoke gives me really bad headaches and the smell of weed, while I'm totally for it's legalisation, only makes it worse. Sorry. Someone who is nerdy as well is a plus, between 28-31, has a job, and is closer to Chicago than not, I live near Chicago so I'd rather not have us be super far. Most importantly, however, is someone who loves cats as I have two and you'll be getting a ton of photos of them. See my profile for a couple pictures of them! Hope to hear from someone and please let me know what you think of my cats when you message me because I love gushing about them.

Hello there you beautiful people! l hope you're having a great week so far!

I would love to chat to anyone from anywhere and see what happens. Ideally, I'm looking for a genuine connection and want to have someone I can talk to about anything and everything. Making each other laugh, being there for each other and just making each other feel amazing. Building each other up as friends and loved ones should do for each other. I'm very affectionate and love showing my affection verbally and physically. I'd definitely say Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation are my 2 top love languages.

I'm 33 and from North West England. I'm 6' with short brown hair, blue/greyish eyes and a broad/muscular build. I'd love to connect with anyone from anywhere!

I enjoy running, going to the gym, playing board games, gaming, listening to music and watching Netflix.

I am an absolute open book and I would describe myself as intelligent, passionate, fiercely loyal, kind, caring and protective of those I care about. I'm very affectionate and believe good communication is key in any relationship. I also enjoy taking charge and I'm pretty dominant in thle right setting too.

If anything I've said piques your interest, please message me - I'd love to hear from you!

Hey everyone I hope you are doing well. As the title says I’m a 21 year old male, more on that I am 6’2” 230 lbs and am currently on a weight loss journey. Hobbies I like include watching movies, sightseeing or just exploring, video games (mainly rpgs, story and action) and last but not least cooking and drink making. Having recently turned 21 I could now buy alcohol, yay booze 🤪. On a real note I have always loved watching bartending videos and the process of even making drinks like balancing flavors or what drinks need to be shaken vs stirred and how different alcohols are even made. All these things are very fascinating to me and the same is said for cooking too. Experimenting is the real fun part about doing these things. Now what am I looking for, preferably someone who shares the same level of enthusiasm that I do when it comes to cooking for drink making, and that includes even being like a taste tester for future dates. I also do have a preference to plus size ladies out there, to me I just find them very attractive. Age range I would say between 20-27 would be my preferred range but if you are even slightly older it doesn’t bother me, if we vibe and are having a good time then who cares am I right. Would love to hear from you soon!!!

Hi! I’m 28 and from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and I’m looking to meet new people and hopefully make some new friends!

A few things about me…I’m a HUGE horror fan, and I love all things dark/creepy/paranormal or unexplained

I love music and going to shows(mostly older rock/metal but I like a lot different stuff, saw both Metallica and Def Leppard recently)

I love gaming, true crime, football, I love to visit historical sites/museums and enjoy travelling, urban exploring/exploring the outdoors and keeping fit, and I spend 99% of my free time with my dog 🐶

I’m quite heavily tattooed (most recently had my chest done) and I’m always looking for ideas and inspirations for what to get next, and I love to see other people’s work and ideas too!

Happy to talk to anyone from anywhere, just send a message with a bit about yourself if you think we might get along 🙂

Hi everyone my name is Tom and I'm from Ireland. I am a chemistry graduate and currently searching for a job. I am also a triplet and a redhead.

My hobbies are video games, chess, reading, playing badminton, watching YouTube and listening to music. I also like sci fi, Marvel and DC. I also enjoy going on city breaks, which I prefer more to sun holidays. I've visited 20 countries and plan on visiting more in the future. I have also been to America and Canada. I also enjoy skiing and I have an American passport.

I am single and looking for a woman who shares similar interests as well as a passion for travelling and skiing. I prefer someone from Ireland, in particular Dublin, but I'm open to countries in Europe and North America. I do have a preference for brunettes and slim.

Here is what I look like:

https://imgur.com/a/vmLa2na

Pretty much as the title says!! I work in new brunswick (by rutgers) mostly on weekends and mondays, so I'm looking for someone local that would want to get to know each other. If we click, maybe this could be a regular thing :)

I'm looking for someone that craves physical comfort and relaxation. Personally I love the simplicity of cuddles, snacks, and watching whatever random shit catches our attention on the tv. But I'd love to hear what interests you! Surprise me!!

And to be clear, since I'm only here for work, I cannot host unfortunately :/ But if you're so kind as to host me, I'll bring plenty of dessert as a thank you! What kind of cake do you like? :)

I've come to realize that I have a lot of love and affection not currently going anywhere, and I would love to find someone to share it with.

So.. hello there! My name is Johan, I'm 30-years-old and I'm from Northern Norway. I'm a nerdy introvert who enjoys the little things in life. A nice walk with a gentle conversation, going thrifting for cool clothes, rewatching the same sitcom for the 20th time, trying to pet every stray cat I see, stealing fries from someone after I demolished my own food in two minutes, or kicking back on the couch with scented candles and a good movie.

I'm an aspiring writer, and spend a lot of my time working on my first novel. I'm also getting back into gaming on PC, and would love a co-op partner. I consider myself a movie buff, and can get into anything from horror movies like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Hereditary, to romantic comedies, to dramas like The Shawshank Redemption, The Florida Project and No Country for Old Men. I'm also really into Disney movies.

I dream of finding my person, my best friend, my soulmate, someone I can go through the mess that is life with. Maybe you're reading this right now? As a partner, I'm soft and affectionate, but I can also have a playfully possessive side. I'm a hopeless romantic, and love writing little notes and fawning over my person, and always strive to make her feel safe and cared for. I'm nurturing and protective by nature, and I'm looking to build a relationship that's a safe harbour, free of judgement, a place for self-improvement and growth for the both of us. I'm not looking to play games, or to fill a temporary boredom, I'm looking for something honest and real.

That's the dream, anyway. I want to take things slow, find a really good friend and seeing if something more develops. I want to know how your day went, want to celebrate the little victories, as well as support you when things are difficult. I want to hear all about the weird dream you had, or the song you've been listening to on repeat for the last 6 hours, or random thought you had at 3 a.m.

As for my specs, I'm 175 cm/5'9'', pale, blue-eyed, blonde, broad-shouldered, and have a little bit of a dad bod (working on it). I also have rosacea, so my face can get a little rosy sometimes. I like to think that I'm compact, and that if I was an ipod, I would be an ipod Nano. 

Should we be a good match, expect calls and voice messages about deep topics or absolutely nothing, silly memes and pictures from my day, bedtime phone calls (if that's your thing) watching shows and movies, playing games, that I check up on you frequently, and that I'm your biggest cheerleader.

Who are you?

I'm looking for someone with an open mind, who wants to get to know me and see if we're a good match. Someone who wants to be silly and laugh together, but who can also sit down and be serious when it's necessary. You don't need to have your entire life figured out, but I'd like us to encourage each other to grow. Mutual effort is important, I want someone who is as excited to learn about me, as I am to learn about them. I tend to enjoy girls whose synapses fire off in odd and unexpected ways - girls not afraid to be themselves once they're comfortable, with all their quirks on full display.

Your location isn't super important to me, what matters more is connection. I work night shifts, so I find my waking hours aligns well with the U.S as well as European timezones. If we end up being each other's favourite person, frequent visits and one of us eventually relocating won't be a problem.

If you want to see if we click, feel free drop me a PM telling me a little about yourself!

Either way, I wish you the best of luck finding your person! 

Is all I want too much to ask?

Requirements:

Please read the whole post if you're planning on messaging me and give me a little introduction about you. If you give a low effort response that doesn't show you read the whole post, I will not respond. Someone in the United States who's open to talking and getting to know each other and eventually start a relationship if things work out. I'm attracted to people who are nice, around my age, put in effort, and take care of their health and fitness.

I'm Nathan a 23 year old Asian American guy from Northern California. I am 5' 6" and think I look a little handsome but hopefully you can be the judge of that. I have a bit of a baby face, and I usually shave the little facial hair I have, so that probably makes me look younger. I have glasses that I wear when I need to, but don't like to wear them too much. I have some photos of me in my profile if you want to check out before you message me.

Im looking for a relationship after getting to know you to eventually be together with. Im looking for someone in the US because I think it would be easier to eventually be together. I don't think I will move from where I am for a few years because of school, so hopefully you'd be okay with a long distance relationship if you're a bit far from me, at least ar first. My love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch, so if you also like those, that's a plus!

Some interests of mine are gaming, music, anime, and fitness. If youre interested in any of those or are curious about which ones I enjoy, I'd be happy to tell you about some that I like.

If this sounds like you and you'd like to get to know me please message me!