Let's keep it real. You're bored and doom scrolling, I'm bored and doom scrolling. Let's just be bored and chit chat instead. Let's drop some lore about ourselves we can't usually talk about or laugh over stupid memes. I'm pretty laid back and just looking for some friends to kick it with virtually.

If you like sarcastic, dry humor, I'm the girl for you. Even better if you can keep up and match it. If we talk for 3 messages and never speak again because one of us got bored, that's fine. If we talk all day everyday, coolio.

I could sit here and type up every little thing about myself but then what are we supposed to talk about? I'll just stick to my hobbies and interests so you know if we'll click or not.

-Hobbies: houseplants, yoga, watching shows/movies, listening to music and listening/watching podcasts. I'm into watching comedians' podcasts especially theo von, Stavvy's world and Matteo Lane. ALSO, I bought a switch and have been enjoying playing that. totally open to game recs!

My only preference really is age and location (due to timezones) so please be somewhere between 25-40 so we can relate a bit more and in the US.

If you'd like to talk, go ahead and send me a chat with something more than "hi" or "hey", if you want me to respond. Maybe even send me a bit about your lovely self. Get real crazy with it. Okay, maybe not real crazy but reasonably crazy with it. if you need someone to vent to, you've found the perfect person. I'm a great listener. Tell me all your secrets.

ps the more unhinged you are, the better

Hi! I’m 28 and from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and I’m looking to meet new people and hopefully make some new friends!

A few things about me…I’m a HUGE horror fan, and I love all things dark/creepy/paranormal or unexplained

I love music and going to shows(mostly older rock/metal but I like a lot different stuff, saw both Metallica and Def Leppard recently)

I love gaming, true crime, football, I love to visit historical sites/museums and enjoy travelling, urban exploring/exploring the outdoors and keeping fit, and I spend 99% of my free time with my dog 🐶

I’m quite heavily tattooed (most recently had my chest done) and I’m always looking for ideas and inspirations for what to get next, and I love to see other people’s work and ideas too!

Happy to talk to anyone from anywhere, just send a message with a bit about yourself if you think we might get along 🙂

Hello there you beautiful people! l hope you're having a great week so far!

I would love to chat to anyone from anywhere and see what happens. Ideally, I'm looking for a genuine connection and want to have someone I can talk to about anything and everything. Making each other laugh, being there for each other and just making each other feel amazing. Building each other up as friends and loved ones should do for each other. I'm very affectionate and love showing my affection verbally and physically. I'd definitely say Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation are my 2 top love languages.

I'm 33 and from North West England. I'm 6' with short brown hair, blue/greyish eyes and a broad/muscular build. I'd love to connect with anyone from anywhere!

I enjoy running, going to the gym, playing board games, gaming, listening to music and watching Netflix.

I am an absolute open book and I would describe myself as intelligent, passionate, fiercely loyal, kind, caring and protective of those I care about. I'm very affectionate and believe good communication is key in any relationship. I also enjoy taking charge and I'm pretty dominant in thle right setting too.

If anything I've said piques your interest, please message me - I'd love to hear from you!

Hey everyone I hope you are doing well. As the title says I’m a 21 year old male, more on that I am 6’2” 230 lbs and am currently on a weight loss journey. Hobbies I like include watching movies, sightseeing or just exploring, video games (mainly rpgs, story and action) and last but not least cooking and drink making. Having recently turned 21 I could now buy alcohol, yay booze 🤪. On a real note I have always loved watching bartending videos and the process of even making drinks like balancing flavors or what drinks need to be shaken vs stirred and how different alcohols are even made. All these things are very fascinating to me and the same is said for cooking too. Experimenting is the real fun part about doing these things. Now what am I looking for, preferably someone who shares the same level of enthusiasm that I do when it comes to cooking for drink making, and that includes even being like a taste tester for future dates. I also do have a preference to plus size ladies out there, to me I just find them very attractive. Age range I would say between 20-27 would be my preferred range but if you are even slightly older it doesn’t bother me, if we vibe and are having a good time then who cares am I right. Would love to hear from you soon!!!

Hi everyone my name is Tom and I'm from Ireland. I am a chemistry graduate and currently searching for a job. I am also a triplet and a redhead.

My hobbies are video games, chess, reading, playing badminton, watching YouTube and listening to music. I also like sci fi, Marvel and DC. I also enjoy going on city breaks, which I prefer more to sun holidays. I've visited 20 countries and plan on visiting more in the future. I have also been to America and Canada. I also enjoy skiing and I have an American passport.

I am single and looking for a woman who shares similar interests as well as a passion for travelling and skiing. I prefer someone from Ireland, in particular Dublin, but I'm open to countries in Europe and North America. I do have a preference for brunettes and slim.

Here is what I look like:

https://imgur.com/a/vmLa2na

Pretty much as the title says!! I work in new brunswick (by rutgers) mostly on weekends and mondays, so I'm looking for someone local that would want to get to know each other. If we click, maybe this could be a regular thing :)

I'm looking for someone that craves physical comfort and relaxation. Personally I love the simplicity of cuddles, snacks, and watching whatever random shit catches our attention on the tv. But I'd love to hear what interests you! Surprise me!!

And to be clear, since I'm only here for work, I cannot host unfortunately :/ But if you're so kind as to host me, I'll bring plenty of dessert as a thank you! What kind of cake do you like? :)

I've come to realize that I have a lot of love and affection not currently going anywhere, and I would love to find someone to share it with.

So.. hello there! My name is Johan, I'm 30-years-old and I'm from Northern Norway. I'm a nerdy introvert who enjoys the little things in life. A nice walk with a gentle conversation, going thrifting for cool clothes, rewatching the same sitcom for the 20th time, trying to pet every stray cat I see, stealing fries from someone after I demolished my own food in two minutes, or kicking back on the couch with scented candles and a good movie.

I'm an aspiring writer, and spend a lot of my time working on my first novel. I'm also getting back into gaming on PC, and would love a co-op partner. I consider myself a movie buff, and can get into anything from horror movies like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Hereditary, to romantic comedies, to dramas like The Shawshank Redemption, The Florida Project and No Country for Old Men. I'm also really into Disney movies.

I dream of finding my person, my best friend, my soulmate, someone I can go through the mess that is life with. Maybe you're reading this right now? As a partner, I'm soft and affectionate, but I can also have a playfully possessive side. I'm a hopeless romantic, and love writing little notes and fawning over my person, and always strive to make her feel safe and cared for. I'm nurturing and protective by nature, and I'm looking to build a relationship that's a safe harbour, free of judgement, a place for self-improvement and growth for the both of us. I'm not looking to play games, or to fill a temporary boredom, I'm looking for something honest and real.

That's the dream, anyway. I want to take things slow, find a really good friend and seeing if something more develops. I want to know how your day went, want to celebrate the little victories, as well as support you when things are difficult. I want to hear all about the weird dream you had, or the song you've been listening to on repeat for the last 6 hours, or random thought you had at 3 a.m.

As for my specs, I'm 175 cm/5'9'', pale, blue-eyed, blonde, broad-shouldered, and have a little bit of a dad bod (working on it). I also have rosacea, so my face can get a little rosy sometimes. I like to think that I'm compact, and that if I was an ipod, I would be an ipod Nano. 

Should we be a good match, expect calls and voice messages about deep topics or absolutely nothing, silly memes and pictures from my day, bedtime phone calls (if that's your thing) watching shows and movies, playing games, that I check up on you frequently, and that I'm your biggest cheerleader.

Who are you?

I'm looking for someone with an open mind, who wants to get to know me and see if we're a good match. Someone who wants to be silly and laugh together, but who can also sit down and be serious when it's necessary. You don't need to have your entire life figured out, but I'd like us to encourage each other to grow. Mutual effort is important, I want someone who is as excited to learn about me, as I am to learn about them. I tend to enjoy girls whose synapses fire off in odd and unexpected ways - girls not afraid to be themselves once they're comfortable, with all their quirks on full display.

Your location isn't super important to me, what matters more is connection. I work night shifts, so I find my waking hours aligns well with the U.S as well as European timezones. If we end up being each other's favourite person, frequent visits and one of us eventually relocating won't be a problem.

If you want to see if we click, feel free drop me a PM telling me a little about yourself!

Either way, I wish you the best of luck finding your person! 

Is all I want too much to ask?

Requirements:

Please read the whole post if you're planning on messaging me and give me a little introduction about you. If you give a low effort response that doesn't show you read the whole post, I will not respond. Someone in the United States who's open to talking and getting to know each other and eventually start a relationship if things work out. I'm attracted to people who are nice, around my age, put in effort, and take care of their health and fitness.

I'm Nathan a 23 year old Asian American guy from Northern California. I am 5' 6" and think I look a little handsome but hopefully you can be the judge of that. I have a bit of a baby face, and I usually shave the little facial hair I have, so that probably makes me look younger. I have glasses that I wear when I need to, but don't like to wear them too much. I have some photos of me in my profile if you want to check out before you message me.

Im looking for a relationship after getting to know you to eventually be together with. Im looking for someone in the US because I think it would be easier to eventually be together. I don't think I will move from where I am for a few years because of school, so hopefully you'd be okay with a long distance relationship if you're a bit far from me, at least ar first. My love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch, so if you also like those, that's a plus!

Some interests of mine are gaming, music, anime, and fitness. If youre interested in any of those or are curious about which ones I enjoy, I'd be happy to tell you about some that I like.

If this sounds like you and you'd like to get to know me please message me!

Hello! I'm looking for a long term relationship with a woman in the Burlington area. I'm a homebody so I like movies/shows and games a lot. I also love to go bowling and out to eat. I love animals too.

I've recently been replaying Hollow Knight Silksong and Hades, as well as Forza Horizon 6 and Elden Ring. My birthday is next week too.

Physically I'm white, 5'8, 170 lbs, have brown hair, green eyes and glasses. Got kind of a dad bod but doing my best to work out (could use a workout partner).

I've always been kind of a shy, quiet person, and sometimes its hard for me to talk but I always try my best.

Hope to hear from you!

Deep down I know or hope that there is someone for me out there. I don't know how to find them or what the right words are to find them. Are they even on Reddit? I don't know but leave no stone unturned right? I am not new to dating and I am not new to Reddit. I am also not be to the dating scene on Reddit. What is new - the increasingly creative ways I have to say what I need to to find the right person for me.

I am black, plus sized and I have shoulder length microlocs. I tend to like white guys with medium to average build but that's not set in stone. Things that are set in stone however are good hygiene, kindness, being down to earth, and having a great sense of humor. I'm a creative person and I love to express that. I love true stories about the unexplained. I'm an extroverted introvert - I'm very talkative when I get to know you. I think that's the best part of having a partner - feeling like you have a friend that you can talk to about anything and everything. I recently binged the Tv show "Grimm" and I have no one to talk to about it! It was so good! The most underrated sure I've gone across in a while... Now I'm looking for something equally dark with a supernatural twist to it...I digress.

I want kids someday and I would like to adopt. I want to settle down and get married and all that jazz. I am Christian. You don't have to be but it's definitely an added bonus. I do NOT like that Orange Man, and I do not like AI. I enjoy long and dynamic conversations, so you'll never have to apologise for writing a lot of sending lots of random pictures/thoughts as you go about your day. If things work out, it's probably going to be long distance and that sort of thing is what makes you feel close. I am not here to only exist I'm your phone/computer. I would like to find someone serious about building something real.

Anyway. I promise I have a lot of love to give to the right person. We could be quietly and exquisitely happy together.

HOWEVER. Please don't reach out if you simply send one word intros and replies, or just your a/s/l as an intro. I am not interested in taking to people who are more than 4 years younger than me, or if you need to use ai to craft a response to my intro. I am looking for genuine connection, not NSFW activities. I would like to find something real. Maybe that's naïve but I know it's out there. If you are not looking for that then I'm not your girl.

And don't reach out if you're nonchalant. How do you know if you're nonchalant?If you reply "nm" when someone asks you what you're doing you're probably nonchalant. If you struggle to express your opinions and/or things that you think about frequently, you are nonchalant. Get help. Your nonchalace leaves you with no personality and it makes it very difficult to carry a conversation with you and reluctant to even want to. Don't leave your personality at home when you're talking to me. I would very much like to see it. Be as chalant as possible. I'm going to tell you right now, I'm chalant. I care deeply.

Hellooo, my name is Angel. I was born in Newark, New Jersey, to parents both serving in the military. I lived in New Jersey for the first year of my life. After that, my family moved every 2 or 3 years. All in all, I've lived in 8 different states and 2 countries outside of the US.

I have 5 siblings; one (being my younger brother), unfortunately, passed away. My 3 older siblings are half-siblings from my dad, and out of the 3, I am only close to one of my older brothers. I am an uncle, and I treasure the role deeply. My younger sister and I are close. Family means a lot to me.

I'm a huge music lover. I don't focus too much on genre; if I like a song, I like it! The main genres I listen to are rock, rap, country, folk, and classical. I've been to a couple of concerts (Mk. Gee & Gunna) and want to go to a lot more!

I LOVE animals and nature all the way down to the creepy crawlies! 🕷️ I believe every living thing has its purpose, and I find it all so beautiful (I'll admit though, I'll slap the hell out of a mosquito if it lands on me). I have a dog, 3 spiders, and a 30-gallon fish tank under my care.

I'm huge into TV & movies; I watch A LOT lol, so I'm just going to list some of my favorite shows and movies in no particular order.

Shows: The Office, Naruto, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Vampire Diaries, Game of Thrones, My Hero Academia, Vinland Saga, Attack on Titan, Castlevania, Dave, Hunter x Hunter, Infinity Train, Invincible, Pantheon, The Midnight Gospel, The Boys, The Sandman, Scavengers Reign, Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, Euphoria, Being Human

Current rotation of shows: The Good Place, Lanterns, Boruto, Adventure Time

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Silent Voice, I Want to Eat Your Pancreas, Her Blue Sky, Blue Valentine, Remember Me, Seeking a friend for the end of the world, Call Me By Your Name, Past Lives, Wolf Children, The Boy and the Beast, Brother Bear, The Lion Ling (All 3 of them), Corpse Bride, Into The Wild, Hamnet, Where the Wild Things Are, The Last Mimzy, The Crocodile Hunter: Collison Course, This Is 40, The Way Way Back, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Bridge to Terabithia, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, The Drama, I Like Movies, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

I really enjoy games. The consoles I currently play on are a Nintendo Switch 2 and a PS5. The game I'm playing the most right now is Minecraft. A few of my favorites are Skyrim, The Witcher 3, Fallout 4, Life is Strange, Undertale, Stardew Valley, Naruto Storm 4, GTA: V, Ghost of Tsushima, Baulders Gate 3, and the Pokémon franchise in general.

I enjoy reading books and manga. It's a personal goal to have a wall full of books from floor to ceiling in my forever home (the kind that requires a ladder).

As far as education and work go, I am a substitute teacher. For the past two school years, I was a long-term sub in an enhanced autism classroom. My time spent in that classroom changed the trajectory of my life. I’m currently enrolled in an online college pursuing a major in special education.

I'm not the most politically savvy, but I do my best to stay informed. I’m liberal.

Lastly, I respect all religions, but I am not a religious person. I am deeply spiritual.

About you: It’s not a requirement to live near me, as long as you understand that I intend to build a long-term, monogamous, in-person relationship.

If you feel like you connected with anything in my post, don’t hesitate to send me a chat/message!

I’m going to update and repost this until I find someone who clicks, and will delete once I have.

Me: https://imgur.com/gallery/me-angel-PkqCOvz