r/RHOBH • u/primal_slayer • 9h ago
Discussion I'm mourning Season 5
Just finished my S5 rewatch and I miss it already. What a fun, crazy, fulfilling season. I'm not ready to give them up and start the beginning of the end of how safe the show becomes.
The tone was SO fresh coming into S5 from S4. Eileen and Rinna fit in so naturally and helped bring back that Beverly Hills/Hollywood feeling that always set this franchise apart from the other cities.
Brandi started the season really strong. She was making an effort to repair relationships, wasn’t drinking too much, and honestly could’ve had a full-on redemption season. She really should’ve stayed on that cleanse—or at least limited herself to one little glass of wine—because her drinking ultimately led to her downfall with the “playful” slap of LVP. Had that never happened, I think she very likely would’ve gotten another season.
Kim was a force to be reckoned with. She held these women’s feet to the FIRRRRRRREEEEEE. One thing Kim Richards has proven time and time again is that she is no Kyle and will not let you push her around. She will chew you up and spit you out. By the end, she was clearly exhausted by everyone constantly asking if she was on something or worrying about her, but Rinna ultimately proved just how new she was to the reality-TV game with those texts to Kim.
Lisa Rinna was just so much fun this season. I fell in love with her all over again. Her confessionals, her reactions in the moment, the way she inserted herself into situations—it was all fabulous. She’d been in Hollywood for decades, married to a successful B-list actor, but still came across as relatively normal and relatable.
And, of course, her fight with Kim in Amsterdam was ICONIC. What makes it even better is how little people talk about the fact that these two basically shoved the entire thing under the rug the next day. It was completely insane, but it’s exactly the kind of Housewives behavior I love. They had their explosive fight, temporarily moved on, went shopping together, confused the hell out of Eileen and Kyle, and then proceeded to have more spats.
Then came the revelation that Rinna had been texting Kim. Telling her to “watch her back,” saying she needed to be stopped, and doing it on two separate days completely out of the blue was INSANE. It was the prelude to the Housewife Lisa Rinna would eventually become.
And one tiny moment I’ll never forget: when Rinna was getting ready for Amsterdam, she pulled out a jacket and Delilah said something like, “OMG, I love that jacket, I need to steal it.” Rinna responded, “It’s from Target!” And Delilah immediately went, “Oh.” The way she instantly lost interest the second she found out it wasn’t designer or expensive was hilarious.
I don't think Andy laughed as hard at any RHOBH reunion than this one. Esp when Brandi made her Rinna hair comment he couldn't hold it in.