r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

19 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.

23 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

102 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

92 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/thelefevrerever • 5h ago

New Whip: Thoughts?

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63 Upvotes

144 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Odd_Recognition_4874 • 8h ago

8 miles to the gallon on a good day

35 Upvotes

24 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Independent_Ad3646 • 1d ago

My daily. Curious on what y'all gonna say

92 Upvotes

35 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/LifeSizedHandGrenade • 21h ago

Roast away

16 Upvotes

25 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Practical_War_8239 • 1d ago

My 3 vehicles

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13 Upvotes

2005 dodge dakota

2003 chrysler town and country

2003 bmw z4 ( just bought)

I'm interested to see what everyone thinks.

43 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Boeing-B-47stratojet • 1d ago

The work rig, never sees the hard road, just drags trees from the camp to the edge of the highway

11 Upvotes

8 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Nervous-Material4738 • 1d ago

My lesburu deserves a proper roast

112 Upvotes

44 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Technical-Garage-249 • 1d ago

Is putting this in the garage a little too much?

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98 Upvotes

1998 Mercury Grand Marquis GS

48 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/yee_yee135543 • 21h ago

my post just got taken down for an invalid reasoning how to i message the mods

0 Upvotes

23 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/FayeWright10 • 1d ago

I’m 38 and drive a lifted Toyota Yaris - what yall think?

45 Upvotes

28 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/snwmancrt • 1d ago

Last time was fun

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14 Upvotes

Remember my bootleg Mercedes (top comment from my 1st car roast imo)? I'm back with my 2nd car. 1.8L 16v. manual with 17" fresh kicks and some tuning still pending (sport air filter and exhaust, adequate spoilers and perhaps a wing).

Here's my bootleg Mercedes (vectra B) and my corolla g9

26 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/KMS_Prinz-Eugen • 2d ago

From a Skoda Octavia to this. Roadt away.

67 Upvotes

2020 Dacia Duster 4x4

36 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/TonyMillionsOfficial • 1d ago

Try if you want be she’s a baddie.

0 Upvotes

41 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Most-Squash1790 • 3d ago

roast my three cars

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72 Upvotes

roast my three cars, volvo 940 SE 2.3, Toyota Carina e 2.0 turbo diesel, Rambler American 3.2 inline six

46 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/MaraRivera657 • 2d ago

Cancelled my G80 M3 order and took home this 6 speed CT5-V Blackwing. Please make me regret it

21 Upvotes

27 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Low_Speed_High_Drag_ • 3d ago

Roast my perfect two car solution

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314 Upvotes

'91 ZR-1, '19 V60 T6 Inscription

71 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/cameron1415 • 2d ago

Let's see what y'all got?

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20 Upvotes

2010 acura tsx rebadged to a honda accord

2011 acira tsx sport wagon

7 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Jisifus • 3d ago

Combined value of around 15k € and I’m still broke

26 Upvotes

22 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 • 3d ago

My rig

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84 Upvotes

89 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/1mAfraidofAmericans • 3d ago

Has this been here before? Hit me

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18 Upvotes

Euro hatchback, middle-aged divorcee

17 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/_shower_feelings_ • 4d ago

This one should be easy

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1.3k Upvotes

Got 4 in total, my hatchback geo metro is not pictured. And, your lawnmower is probably faster than these

326 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Gekko_4 • 4d ago

Roast my W220. Has a V8...Diesel.

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166 Upvotes

41 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/MattNCheese45 • 3d ago

Let's hear it...

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16 Upvotes

47 comments

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