r/RoastMyCat • u/JigglyJellyJasper • 2d ago

Roast Fluffernutter

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u/pendaticallina 2d ago

If by “roast” you mean love and adore, then I am all in.

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u/ChanVintageVamp 1d ago

exactly, look at that face. he’s too precious to actually be roasted

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u/Superfry88 2d ago

She's a cutie pie alright. No roast her... Let's toast her!

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u/Emergency-Many8675 2d ago

LOOK AT THAT GOOFBALL like yes that face looks like a fluffernutter

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u/strivingbabyyoda 2d ago

Aside from her going in too hard on the eyeliner on one eye, she’s unroastable sorry. Matter of fact, the messy eyeliner looks makes her look even more unique so sorry, she’s flawless

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u/Tiny-Reading5982 1d ago

I think she was high on the nip when she was applying it.

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u/strivingbabyyoda 18h ago

Lolol an unbothered icon

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u/SouthernCategory9600 2d ago

It would be cruel to roast cuteness!

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u/OG-Giligadi 2d ago

Fluff looks roasty enough to me... perhaps it is you who requires roasting, eh? Ehh? 😉

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u/lil-lbb33 2d ago

Fluffernutter shall not be roasted. She/He is purrfect and name
Is also purrfect!!!

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u/ifulbd 2d ago

She looks like my favorite ice cream.

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u/MissAprilAnn 2d ago

How? Shes adorable ✨️

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u/FleurDisLeela 2d ago

Fluffernutter smells his own farts

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u/CraftyConcert8771 2d ago

No can do! She's unroastable

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u/Anadelyn 2d ago

Why? She looks like a wonderful lady. Roasted fluffernutter sort of sounds delicious though.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 2d ago

Fluffernutter needs a job!

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u/SnooCompliments1171 2d ago

Beautiful kitty with an adorable face. No roast for Fluffernutter unless it's on a plate.

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u/Toyworldstar 2d ago

Crankenstein.​ Assembled from left over pieces of other cats.

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u/Calm-Blackberry-1158 2d ago

Can’t do it…. She’s perfect!!

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u/knaimoli619 1d ago

We currently have a calico that is a ball of chaos and sass that everyone thinks is just the cutest. And they know we forgive all the badness because of how cute they are.

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u/JigglyJellyJasper 1d ago

I require picture

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u/knaimoli619 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p71l6dy/video/2qm9zp7vlrmh1/player

So this sub will allow a video reply but not a photo. Here’s a clip from her zooms yesterday. Pics of her right after the CDS dropped her off to us are in my post history. Her name is Maxie and we have child locks on folding closet doors because she got them open and made her way into the attic crawlspace and managed to shut the access behind her within days of her living here. 😂

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u/Delicious_Delilah 1d ago

No. She's much too cute to have ever done a single thing worth roasting her for. 😡

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u/Swimming-Maize-5554 1d ago edited 1d ago

First you spread spread spread your bread with peanut butter add marshmallow fluff and have a fluffernutter…. Just sing that jingle a few times and and he will be thoroughly roasted.

If you enjoye joyed joyed your fluff and peanut butter, you’re glad you have enough for another fluffernutter. 2nd verse

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u/Somecrazynerd 1d ago

Frankennsteinn aahh cat.

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u/The-Real-Kyuubey 1d ago

That is such a cute name

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u/The-Real-Kyuubey 1d ago

She looks like three differently colored cats stitched together

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u/kestrelplays 1d ago

Roast, no. Cuddle, yes plz

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u/Important-Junket-934 1d ago

Would never/could never roast such a cutie like her

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u/cosmic_buu 1d ago

Fluffernutter looks like she fell asleep mid-sentence and just never woke back up

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u/Distinguishedflyer 2d ago edited 2d ago

deer dairy, my name... is Horace.