r/ShittyCarMod • u/Cereal-killerCH • 9d ago

Will it go fast?

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66 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/CaptDuckface 8d ago

I didnt know cars can have a prolapse

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u/Informal-Win-348 7d ago

I had to do a double take when you said prolapsed I could have swore it said propane. I was going to make a Hank Hill propane joke.

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u/DCGLetsPlay 8d ago

And how is this shitty exactly?

3

u/Puzzleheaded-Yak8422 8d ago

Looks like it s gonna take a shit

2

u/Cereal-killerCH 8d ago

Eye of the beholder and all that….

10

u/AfBoringPerson 9d ago

you'll go intercepting SR-71s with this much power in a twingussy (r/carscirclejerk moment)

7

u/LegalChocolate752 9d ago

Is that a goddamn pod racer?

7

u/Staff_Sadge 8d ago

The 2200 hp jet powered twingo can go 177, it's pretty fast

2

u/Cereal-killerCH 8d ago

Moonbound, gotcha

4

u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 8d ago

Go up in flanes fast? Yes.

1

u/Latter_Industry7761 7d ago

Or go out with a Bang!

4

u/jonathanmpatton85 8d ago

1x at least

3

u/Marus1 8d ago

Fastly wrong

3

u/KeyNefariousness6848 8d ago

As fast as it can into a giant fireball.

3

u/SadigawEkshow 8d ago

Check out the latest THROTTLE HOUSE upload on YT about a HondaJAZZ, totally opposite.

3

u/Fit_Active3888 8d ago

Very fast, just like a soccer ball kicked through the air

3

u/Informal-Win-348 7d ago

If the movies are right, you could go to outer space. You know fast and furious did it with a Pontiac fiero.

1

u/JohnWasElwood 7d ago

Clearly photoshopped / CGI. Everyone knows that a Pontiac won't run long enough to drive up into space!

1

u/WeirdAlba 8d ago

What kind of engone is that?

1

u/Obvious_Troll_Me 8d ago

The exhaust is too restrictive.

1

u/biaspizza 8d ago

This doesn’t look too shitty to me. But as the op says, it’s in the eye of the beholder.

1

u/MichaelW24 8d ago

These ricers and their fart cans are getting out of hand

1

u/Beard_of_Smoke 8d ago

I thought it was a huuuuuuuge ass spoiler.

For keeping the extra downforce and stuff.

1

u/flanga 8d ago

Define "go."

1

u/Ashamed-Tap-2307 8d ago

Milwaukee leaf blower on a new forge 12ah?

1

u/twelfthfantasy 8d ago

Pieces of it will

1

u/Forsaken-Memory1785 8d ago

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

1

u/Forsaken-Memory1785 8d ago

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

1

u/thedash42 5d ago

Underrated comment

1

u/2Drogdar2Furious 8d ago

I swear a saw this exact post, with the exact top comments some time ago... last year maybe?

We're living in the Matrix! 😳

1

u/Cereal-killerCH 8d ago

Well the car show near me happens yearly so maybe that’s it…

2

u/2Drogdar2Furious 7d ago

Maybe 🤷‍♂️

TBF I'm not even sure if I'm real 👀

1

u/Worried-Interview230 8d ago

Pennzoil, quarter tank of jet fuel. I was scootin' man.

1

u/The_Grilled_Cheeze_1 8d ago

Oh man that car look nice!!

1

u/NerfManiac64 8d ago

Not fast enough

1

u/davus_maximus 7d ago

It's gonna sound awesome however fast it goes!

1

u/Poenicus 7d ago

Clearly this guy needs to race the Jet Beetle guy and the guy with the jet-powered Mini Cooper.

1

u/leehelck 7d ago

is this Bob Lazar's new car?

1

u/AUXYOU 7d ago

How could you fit a ball point pen tip into that?

1

u/thejesterofdarkness 6d ago

Yep.

All the way to the scene of the crash.

1

u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 6d ago

“Fast” might not be a big enough measurement

1

u/Informal_Paint_987 6d ago

Nice looking space heater if stationary. Thrust generator when moving. Hate to steer though.

1

u/Cereal-killerCH 6d ago

Pretty sure it only goes straight

1

u/jljonsn 6d ago

Until it asplodes

1

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 6d ago

It will rip the body to shreds hahaha

1

u/steeltheprotogen 4d ago

BeamNG JATO moment.